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Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Nobody: 11:47am On Dec 20, 2014

rahymat:
ask dem for their account number or shuld i send mine?

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Tymax(m): 11:57am On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
Girls don't like faceless moniker.yu need 2 have a cute dp,a good sense of humour, [size=14]stalk[/size] their diaries,pm 'em and don't be too forward

Hmmm! Ladies and attention sha.

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by JoeCutie(m): 12:03pm On Dec 20, 2014

kristina1:
U too dey vex.....relax
D op made a terrible mistake by creating this thread.

I too dey vex? Hmmm. Where you don first see me vex before?

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Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Nobody: 12:06pm On Dec 20, 2014

JoeCutie:
I too dey vex? Hmmm. Where you don first see me vex before?

lol....jus kiddn

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Lilamartedi(f): 12:10pm On Dec 20, 2014

Op work on your grammar first, before you start thinking of toasting Nairaland girls

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by JoeCutie(m): 12:19pm On Dec 20, 2014

kristina1:
lol....jus kiddn

You don dey find my trouble now abi?

I go give you small wahala oh, that's if you no want mek this Xmas be you like Good Friday.

You wan kneel down again abi?

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Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Missmossy(f): 12:55pm On Dec 20, 2014

emusmith:
Just thinking Aloud...

(If you really really like her as I do missmossy) #tongue out#

Send a mail Starting with Hi...I like your pm and your... (whatever part of her body)...

She will reply you, Thanks...

Immediately, she checks on your dp, (you must have put up a nice dp, of course).

Wait till the next day, wake her up with a calm Good Morning Mail.

In the evening, How did your day go?

(Just be there and Not Be Too There)

Bottom Line: If you truly, specifically like someone, It will cause you to be creative. You won't stalk and you won't be far!

#rushes back to the toilet for Part 2)

Hahaha you aint serious grin

emusmith:
Just thinking Aloud...

(If you really really like her as I do missmossy) #tongue out#

Send a mail Starting with Hi...I like your pm and your... (whatever part of her body)...

She will reply you, Thanks...

Immediately, she checks on your dp, (you must have put up a nice dp, of course).

Wait till the next day, wake her up with a calm Good Morning Mail.

In the evening, How did your day go?

(Just be there and Not Be Too There)

Bottom Line: If you truly, specifically like someone, It will cause you to be creative. You won't stalk and you won't be far!

#rushes back to the toilet for Part 2)

Hahaha you aint serious

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:14pm On Dec 20, 2014

OP,I'm thinking of how to complete d no of punny wey I don f**k dis yr to a round no (200) b4 dis yr end &u still dey seek advice on how to toast smh

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Nobody: 1:15pm On Dec 20, 2014

OP,I'm thinking of how to complete d no of punny wey I don f**k dis yr to a round no (200) b4 dis yr end &u still dey seek advice on how to toast smh

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by realGURU(op): 2:20pm On Dec 20, 2014

ofiafuluego:
OP,I'm thinking of how to complete d no of punny wey I don f**k dis yr to a round no (200) b4 dis yr end &u still dey seek advice on how to toast smh

u be bi.tch hunter?

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 5:40pm On Dec 20, 2014

cooljoe:
lemme unfix u ma'am. Is dat u on ur dp?

my twin sister tongue

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 5:43pm On Dec 20, 2014

Tymax:
Hmmm! Ladies and attention sha.

huh

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:44pm On Dec 20, 2014

JoeCutie:
You don dey find my trouble now abi?

I go give you small wahala oh, that's if you no want mek this Xmas be you like Good Friday.

You wan kneel down again abi?

U don start again abi?

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by LewisO: 5:45pm On Dec 20, 2014

realGURU:
Hi,
guys, i saw five profile here on Nl that cut my eyes. How do i get any of these girls.
I don't want any mistake that will make loss them thank you.

Guy admit that totally speech-flopped, u're trying to make it more difficult, coz those girls have being waiting for a big typing flop from men, when next try to talk about it with your closed ones around u. I rest my comment..

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Emodeee: 5:51pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
Girls don't like faceless moniker.yu need 2 have a cute dp,a good sense of humour,stalk their diaries,pm 'em and don't be too forward

Hmmmmm@ya dp. Wth d way tinz r going, I jez hp u will nt tk away d luv I av 4 @missmossy. Dats if she discontinue her fronting.

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Tymax(m): 5:54pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
huh

It was aimed at the emboldened word in the quote. Not meant to be derogatory. wink

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Nobody: 5:54pm On Dec 20, 2014

Missmossy:

Hahaha you aint serious

Hahaha you aint serious

Until I travel down to lag to see you and your parents abi?

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 5:56pm On Dec 20, 2014

Emodeee:
Hmmmmm@ya dp. Wth d way tinz r going, I jez hp u will nt tk away d luv I av 4 @missmossy. Dats if she discontinue her fronting.

ehmmm,I don't get yu undecided

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 5:57pm On Dec 20, 2014

Tymax:
It was aimed at the emboldened word in the quote. Not meant to be derogatory.

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Tymax(m): 6:04pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:

SMH

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Emodeee: 6:10pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
ehmmm,I don't get yu

Missmossy will get d clearer picture.

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 6:11pm On Dec 20, 2014

Tymax:

SMH

don't let your head fall off your neck

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 6:12pm On Dec 20, 2014

Emodeee:
Missmossy will get d clearer picture.

then,I see no need for the earlier quote

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Emodeee: 6:13pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
ehmmm,I don't get yu

I mean u r about to inhabit ma heart that missmossy is currently occupying.

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 6:17pm On Dec 20, 2014

Emodeee:
I mean u r about to inhabit ma heart that missmossy is currently occupying.

lol!Nne,let her occupy it

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Dotwillis1(m): 6:33pm On Dec 20, 2014

realGURU:
Hi,
guys, i saw five profile here on Nl that cut my eyes. How do i get any of these girls.
I don't want any mistake that will make loss them thank you.

girl scarce for ur area?

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Emodeee: 6:35pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
lol!Nne,let her occupy it

Bt d gal is fronting for me lah. I fink I need to move on wid u. Hp u won't front lyk her o

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Tymax(m): 6:45pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
don't let your head fall off your neck

Okay ma.

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 6:49pm On Dec 20, 2014

Emodeee:
Bt d gal is fronting for me lah. I fink I need to move on wid u. Hp u won't front lyk her o

I ll do more than fronting,I will backing grin

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Emodeee: 7:28pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
I ll do more than fronting,I will backing

Barking? Wen u r nt a dog*lol*

Btw, I must confess, u r the most beautiful gal I've seen today.

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by misshoree(f): 7:38pm On Dec 20, 2014

Emodeee:
Barking? Wen u r nt a dog*lol*

Btw, I must confess, u r the most beautiful gal I've seen today.

backing not barking.spot the difference tongue

Okay,thanks

Re: Guys How Do I Toast Girls On Nairaland by Emodeee: 7:44pm On Dec 20, 2014

misshoree:
backing not barking.spot the difference

Okay,thanks

Xo hp u dn't mind telling me ya name on this thread, what's ya name? Perhaps u bear beauty

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