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iamrealdeji:
You can call me anything you like,it serves me right,i'm really sorry,I actually thought you were joking,i didn't check your picture to see you're not a teenage girl or girl in her early 20's,i thought it was one of those young girls that make jokes about stuffs like this,i'm sorry

ROZZAYY:
Hehehehehheheheh tosyn2much bet u know ayam still a virgin even tho I have an 11yr old son.
#team virgin#

tosyne2much:
This thread will cause E-war and I know it.. It's of no doubt that some people will swear, embarrass, rain curses on me and derail this thread

Yesterday, I jokingly said I would like to create a thread like this and I have received countless PMs from the ladies persuading and begging me to create it cos it will be the greatest height of fun

In no particular order, the criterion for the compilation of these lists is based on their comments about relationships, sex, their advice and probably the quality of the threads they create. More so, Chibwike's thread really opened a lot of things

** hhhhhm hhhhhm Clears throat **

Top 10 Female Romancelanders Who Are Most Likely Not Virgins

1. Farano
This is our all time beautiful and truthful moderator who doesn't hesitate to say the truth especially when it comes to romance and sex. From her comments and the quality of threads she creates, you can easily tell. She has been claiming that your boyfriend should be test-run so as to know his sex drive.. By this, you can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is next to nil

2. African-apple
She was in support of the motion that a man should wear his wife's panties just to show how romantic he is. You need to see the way she was supporting the motion.. I guess her bf has been wearing her panties. You can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is 10kb

3. firstEVA
She created a thread in the sexuality section titled " When was the first time you had your first sex and she led the thread with her own experience Hmmmmmmmmm !!!

4. Rittyben
Our sister from Akwa Ibom, I read one of her comments on a thread created by Chibwike "Would You Date A Guy
Who Won't Have Sex Until Marriage? " And rittyben replied saying she will never cos she doesn't want a story that touches the heart. Any sane person should know what this means

5. Rozzay
Rozzay is the only female nairalander who doesn't deny the fact that sekks is sweet and interesting.. Rozzayy always claims that she must see if a man is a maniac b4 wedding. I think we all know what this means

6. Idowuogbo
She is next to Rozzayy when it comes to sincerity and honesty, she's not an hypocrite like some ladies we have here. She always claims she likes a dude who will be there when she's cold and she also claims she doesn't like to be sexually frustrated. if you are wise enough, I think you know what this means

7 ellechrystal
I stumbled upon one of her comments when she jokingly said she wouldn't allow a man to sample her 'cos she doesn't look like chemistry practical experiment samples not until after wedlock. From this we can deduce that her chances of being a virgin is 15kb cos none of this hypocrites who claim to be virgins will ever joke with this

8. Ggrin
I once stumbled upon Ggrin's comment a long time ago when a lady condemned the act of having sex. Ggrin commented and I quote " e be like say you no know how this thing take dey sweet reach.. If your senses are working right, you should know what this means

9. Badoolee
This lady has not been caught red handed. She's always been careful of what she posts. This thread she pretends like an S.U, the other thread she will pretend like a jasi girl. My instinct tells me she's certainly not

10. EroticaAngelina
This lady has also made us realize that she doesn't deny the fact that she likes sekks. Check her previously created thread in the sexuality section and you will see for yourself. She once created a thread titled, Big Or Small Joystick, Which One Do You Prefer ? Hmmmmmmm !! This shows that her chances of being a virgin is 3kb

** That's all for now **
My mouth no go kill me for this NL

Guys, Feel Free To Add Yours If You Think Something Is Missing

** Clicks Unfollow Button And Runs Outta Thread **

daveP:
(shows her the diary with "Información vital de Nairaland" boldly written in italics on it)

badoolee:
just run b4 I finish loading my GUN

Vixo:
We dey wait for you

tosyne2much:

badoolee:
I wee personally deal wit u
Wait 4 me

ROZZAYY:
Hehehehehheheheh tosyn2much bet u know ayam still a virgin even tho I have an 11yr old son.
#team virgin#

tosyne2much:
grabs her and gives her a french kiss on her mouth

badoolee:
what iz kiss pls?
Iyamu innocent

tosyne2much:
gives her a Bible» swear that you haven't kissed b4 or

iamrealdeji:
i'm really sorry,I actually thought you were joking,i didn't check your picture to see you're not a teenage girl,i thought it was one of those young girls that makes jokes about stuffs like this,i'm so so sorry

ROZZAYY:
I didn't even see it its ok*smiles*
#team virgin mary#

badoolee:
I use to In my dream

tosyne2much:
God don catch you

tosyne2much:
Kachi sbarbie viewing this thread b4 the invention of Gold-circle condom

I hope you aint thinking of coming up with a counter thread [/i]

nahhhhh
Wetin concern me with person virginity?

ROZZAYY:
I didn't even see it its ok*smiles*
#team virgin mary#

Holy Grail

*falls into pot of oha soup*

pinkiepetite:
pictures of dem doing it or I dun blive it!

Amefrica:
Tosyne2much, you be case.

tosyne2much:
should I share the pix of when you and I were doing it ?

tosyne2much:
should I share the pix of when you and I were doing it ?

Vixo:
Beni!

Iyen gangan laferi bayi o....

Thats d one we wanna see.....

Heard petites and blondes do it better....

pinkiepetite:
me and you bawo?

pinkiepetite:
Chisos! rara o. emi o mo ye o. cud u pls explain d topic to me? coz month ti fe ka pa bur ko ye mi

Vixo:
Yes o, you and tosin

Infact i was there snapping you both live,

Tosyne gave me the camera o!

Vixo:
Babe don dey fear o, lolz

pinkiepetite:
Wif 3310 nokia abi

Ghostlady:
Viewing this topic: mcdreeezy(m), kissoflife, Decale,
firstEVA(f), Bunsky(f), MzTarsha(f), ireneony(f),
Harbosede02(f), emusmith(m), rolandy22, LewisO(m),
tosyne2much(m), Phemsy(m), JehovahShalom1, Seun
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aflyingbird:
still researching. brb.