ireneony:
since you don't have any other thing to do, than to stalkme

ireneony:
Don't toast a lady inside the bus, after paying for her fare. Guys try and be a gentleman sometimes is not everytime you pay for a lady fare, that you will asked for her contact

Clinton594:
1. MARKET PLACE :
Trust me on this and you can try it then share your adventure. A woman is so insecure at the market place, she's vigilant at any movements around her taking notice of the people who touch body and snatch handbags/purses. The last thing she's going to do is give you the attention.

2. UNDER THE SUN:
9ja no be yankee where you can just move up to a lady walking or standing under the sun and start yabbing nonsense. She'll just look at you like a conductor shouting Oshodi , no be person go tell you say sun dey puncture woman skin wella.


3. AT THE BANK :
Lols, Abeg no go paint your dignity black joor. Imagine Nigerian bank where almost all conversions are sounding like whispers and every one dey form English teacher. You wan begin dey chyke woman. who tell you say na only she dey hear wetin you dey talk . just pray she doesn't make a scene. if she does, your own don be oh .

4. IN THE PRESENCE OF HER FRIENDS:
An average 9ja babe go like play hard to get in front if her other babes, She go feel like KingKong blowing you off and you know what follows suit for the other ladies.
Ehe, sorry for you if you gbagaun ... no be person go tell you wear face cap dey find your way if you no wan receive the biggest laff of your life.

5. IN THE LADIES SALOON :
Hehehe , if you've been trying to catch up on a lady and she purposely walks into a saloon..... my dear brother its not the same as she walking into a supermarket/store.
Sir, just turn around , live to fight another day

herald9:
•When she's passing by a cemetery.
•If she's waiting for a cab.
•If she sits alone in the bar...glancing at her watch every second..

Classicalmusic:
Man, there's something you don't know about approaching a lady.

Lol. Who told you that? Who told i can't? Talking to a woman is not a big deal. If you want to win a girl's heart, let the approach be intriguing unless you just wanna be friends with her only. Then you might not really funny with her.

Have you ever had a cute chick hugs you and says she likes you but you really have to chase her so that she can be your girlfriend? Lol.

And you say OMG! Ur eyes r so cute and ur lips what r u up to?

Hmmm It's okay if you find approaching a lady in the market intriguing for you.


@bold niqqa you gay?

tobaflexy:
Even lecture room when lecture is going on,,,,,,

ollah1:


Yh, have wooed a girl in the market before. Collected her number and she came checking in few time. The rest na story

herald9:


Hmmm It's okay if you find approaching a lady in the market intriguing for you.


@bold niqqa you gay?

faithugo64:
In the church when service is ongoing

misshoree:
Ok,tosyne2much,seems yu are winning people to your side,see another disciple again




In church,especially when the pastor is preaching against boyfriend and girlfriend

hahahahahahahahaha lwkmd

Just observing things from a hotel corridor

lanxlot:
toasting gals wudnt make me acqualize....dat shud b about d last tin On ur scale of preference if u want to b successful....guys take note.

herald9:


Hehehe bad guy

tosyne2much:
hahahahahahahahaha lwkmd

Just observing things from a hotel corridor

misshoree:
hotel:O chisos,haven't I told yu to stop sleeping with that girl

tosyne2much:
sowi I have no clear understanding of what you mean by the bolded

We only lodged in a room to talk about one or two things

SwagForce1:
VOTE FOR PDP. TELL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO DO THE SAME.

Vixo:
cant believe i met these 2 lovebirds here again!

@Tosyne2much, i go give you rat poison chop o....lol
and @eyin aunty 'misshoree' have you cooked our dinner?

You know ill soon be back from .....

misshoree:
wetin concern PDP with virgin thread baii?

Vixo:
cant believe i met these 2 lovebirds here again!

@Tosyne2much, i go give you rat poison chop

Gimme rat poison chop ke ? Thank God say indo-seed no dey kee person

herald9:
•When she's passing by a cemetery.
•If she's waiting for a cab.
•If she sits alone in the bar...glancing at her watch every second..

PerfectlyPerfect:


mehn, i bleeped up on this last week friday. it was my convocation night so i decided to hang out with ma guys, kinda a guys' night out so we went to a lounge. saw this pretty damsel sitting all alone but i failed to notice that she kept glancing at her watch. i approached her and asked her why a pretty lady like her was sitting all alone, she smiled and said she was waiting for someone. that was when i heard someone clear his throat. i looked up and saw this hefty fellow glaring down at me. didn't even know when i blurted out "good afternoon sir" while the time then was 7pm. i walked back to my chair while my friends laughed me to scorn

Serves you right