youngpol:
Where GEJ and others are carrying out campaigns...

op, go back and do your research on how to "chyke" a lady...those places are the most convenient, you offer to help her withdraw or carry market bags and start a conversation

faithugo64:
In the church when service is ongoing

After service sure pass

vinohh:
Several times,I have been in a bus and a sharp babe just pays my t fare for no gud reason. I dont chaik her immediately in d bus, most times when we get down,and we are talking she says that she just likes me, and really wants us to be friend.....babe too dey chaik guys.

Several times.....for this naija?

Bro take am easy.

Don't chyke a lady on NL.

striktlymi:
I don't believe there is any ideal or wrong place to try and woo a lady, except say for private places like the lavatory.

I believe one can woo a lady successfully in the above mentioned places when the major factors like attraction and the manner of approach etc are in play.

lol I find it funny d way dis guy says "woo" u be shakespear descendant? U walk up 2 a lady in d market under d sun and be like " mi lady, my eyes hath seeneth ur beauty from afar

Abyzan:
op, go back and do your research on how to "chyke" a lady...those places are the most convenient, you offer to help her withdraw or carry market bags and start a conversation

And she'd just oblige and let go of her bag for you.. That's the most stupid girl you'll ever see Shaaa.
Every one is on their guards these days sir

faithugo64:
yes you can try your luck

Okay dearie, I'd like to send you a pm.
Please accept it

Clinton594:

And she'd just oblige and let go of her bag for you.. That's the most stupid girl you'll ever see Shaaa.
Every one is on their guards these days sir

Niggur, ure a learner....when I said that I thought almost every guy had those punchlines

Abeg thers no place jare

kennytidistar:
i woo anywhere, I'm a man, you gat to have the key to unlock the car. the techniques

I taya o! I don even woo geh for her mama burial

ThoniaSlim:
So on point with that list. The most annoying is at the bank. Imagine some random guy trying to chat you up at GTB Bank! Anyone who banks with GTB would tell you how bad the queue at most GTB Banks can be!

Lol..yea,bt,we r working on dat.u cud also make use of our e-Channels to conduct transactns.we r sorry,anyways..

Vixo:


Guy nawa for you oooo.....

Keep approaching ,

Till you approach QUEEN OF THE COAST wey just land from bar beach.........#fire-on

No carry padlock tighten that your joystick there!

guy, your funniness no get part two

leave the guy make im dey form james bond here...all na wash

PerfectlyPerfect:


mehn, i bleeped up on this last week friday. it was my convocation night so i decided to hang out with ma guys, kinda a guys' night out so we went to a lounge. saw this pretty damsel sitting all alone but i failed to notice that she kept glancing at her watch. i approached her and asked her why a pretty lady like her was sitting all alone, she smiled and said she was waiting for someone. that was when i heard someone clear his throat. i looked up and saw this hefty fellow glaring down at me. didn't even know when i blurted out "good afternoon sir" while the time then was 7pm. i walked back to my chair while my friends laughed me to scorn

kai! e no good to dey check nairaland during work hours o! see as i dey try apply brake for my laughter

guy, look on the bright side: the bouncer bf didn't smash in your jaw and you proved to have more cojones than your friends.

Keep your head up. There is no shame in reaching out for your dreams. Go listen to "Am I Wrong?" by Nico & Vinz then it becomes clearer to you.

Fortune favours the brave. No Guts No Glory!

Don't forget to buzz me when you finally land your very own mammywater!