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Being Single pays a lot.
1. You can sleep well
2. You can save time and money
3. No worries about how you look
4. No missed calls in the midnight
5. No need to recharge more than twice a day
6. You can talk to all ladies or guys
7. You can eat well
8. No scolding from parent or guidance
9. You can eat in any restaurant
10. You can visit anybody
11. You can pick call anytime without being questioned

12. You can die of loneliness
13. You can envy ur close pals in a relationship
14. You can hug transformer outta frustration
15. .....

and you can masturbate till ur blood dries off

#Lolz

Man was not made to be "alone". You can endure singleness for a "period" and for a "purpose".

You can sleep around..........















YOur big bed,alone,moving to d center and sides of the bed
No disturbance

Op, rememeber say conji na bastard!

Being single is gud only if ur ex was bad.

Howeva, nobody get to say des annoyin words per second:

1. How ar u?

2. Have u eaten?

3. Were ar u? (Esp dis one)

4. Ur number was busy wen I called

5. Do u like dis hair, dis top, dis dat n dis.

Living single wit my big caucasian dog ricky makes life fun I swear.

jubriano93:
12. You can die of loneliness
13. You can envy ur close pals in a relationship
14. You can hug transformer outta frustration
15. .....

Abeg help me tell am...

Henrypraise:
Being single is gud only if ur ex was bad.

Howeva, nobody get to say des annoyin words per second:

1. How ar u?

2. Have u eaten?

3. Were ar u? (Esp dis one)

4. Ur number was busy wen I called

5. Do u like dis hair, dis top, dis dat n dis.

Living single wit my big caucasian dog ricky makes life fun I swear.

It's a lie and u know it.

jubriano93:
12. You can die of loneliness
13. You can envy ur close pals in a relationship
14. You can hug transformer outta frustration
15. .....

U can say this again and again.

*You won't have to lie even when you don't want to.

*You can dedicate your 24hours doing what makes you happy without any distraction.

*You can think straight without any interference.

But

Are those all we are here to do?

What's the point of being successful when there's no one to share the success with?

Yes,relationship is a rollercoaster,can both be sweet and sour, but hey!!

That's what makes it an adventure.

Buqqui:
*You won't have to lie even when you don't want to.

*You can dedicate your 24hours doing what makes you happy without any distraction.

*You can think straight without any interference.

But

Are those all we are here to do?

What's the point of being successful when there's no one to share the success with?

Yes,relationship is a rollercoaster,can both be sweet and sour, but hey!!

That's what makes it an adventure.

yeah u got it jst wanna be single 4 some time sha

True true