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Gynacologist:
man wa sabi? u don c woman where she kom bfo?

heheheheh.. Na today?

grayht:
heheheheh.. Na today?

mk i bring ma pen nd paper.

AMZYMAYO:
It's funny how our dear females go to the extreme to making their hair look good. And you know- having a good hair may translate to having a good look. You ask me! Because, they will have varieties of hairstyle to do with their ever fabulous hair.

Some of the things females include to their hair that still gave me a cracked rib of late are:

1. Egg
Both the egg yolk and egg white are added for conditioning the hair, steaming, and the egg white is specially added for scalp coating.

2. Yogurt
If I say yogurt, you say yummy. Yogurt, ... Yes, but the case is different here. Females, some, ass yogurt to strip away dirt, and to moisturise the lovely hair.

3. Lemon juice
I won't be surprise if I see tomorrow that females are now adding apple, mango or guava juice. Well, lemon juice is added to rid scalp of any loose and dry flakes of skin.

4. Beer
Beer, shocked! When guys and babes use beer to chill. But, to my utmost shock, females also use it to plump tired tresses in hair.

5. Honey
Not really surprised about this one? Hun! But, am still surprised, or maybe curious how the sweet-thick liquid that glitters my tea and pap can be use to attract and locks in moisture in hair.

6. Cornmeal
Another one here. It is use to remove oil and grease.

7. Avocado
*lol* Applied to smoothing and weighing down unruly hair.

8. Baking Soda
Oga ooo. A vital ingredient in baking is now apply to breakdown acidic in their hair.

9. Condom
The most weirdest on the list. They use it to hld some bulb hair in place. Serve, sometimes, in place of hair pin.

10. Fire and Hot water
Can you imagine the kind of danger these females go through just to look good? I sometimes pity them. Fire is sometimes use to hold the tip of hair, especially braids. Whereas, hot water is use to soften, or to compress it.

Final thought: I foresee an era, in the future, where our sweet, sexy and yummy females will start using:

A. Sugar
Probably to make the hair very sweet

B. Pad
Probably to pack the hair so that excess ingredients like oil, pink oil, 9/11 and the likes won't evaporate easily.

C. Tracker
Guys will put trackers to know if a man touches the hair, and the price of the hair. I believe this will limit scam.

*please add yours*

wich am com b condom nside hair again. I guess mayb their hair they straff

jericco1:
you're grinning eh, I'll like to know what you apply on this your hair..its cool.

I just use Morgan's Pomade, and Vaseline.

ammyluv2002:
Indian hemp

Yeah, mixed with hair cream for hair growth

Gynacologist:
mk i bring ma pen nd paper.

hian!.. U be gynocoligist na, I shld be learning from u ooo

agbeke58:
@ op. Na u sabi. So its women's world u r making enquiries abt. Seriosly, u forgot to add banana. Lol.

why banana why not orange, dey suspect u oh...

Kai! Women suffer a lot for d same men dat stil brk their heart. Bt we must nt go extra mile to care for wht wil perish n decay when u die no mata how much u invest on it

I'm guilty of number 2 .. Check my profile to see my hair sef

I'm guilty of number 2 .. Check my profile to see my hair sef

africanqueen111:
Kai! Women suffer a lot for d same men dat stil brk their heart. Bt we must nt go extra mile to care for wht wil perish n decay when u die no mata how much u invest on it

africanqueen111:
Kai! Women suffer a lot for d same men dat stil brk their heart. Bt we must nt go extra mile to care for wht wil perish n decay when u die no mata how much u invest on it

Young lady, you need to see my hair too, no be only women dey suffer

Indian hemp

Atk01:
I just use Morgan's Pomade, and Vaseline.

thanks...will recommend it for someone.

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Every thing goes

What is weird about your list?

Mayonnaise.

Tinubu:
Aborted baby placenta

That's the major ingredient of most expensive female hair and skin enhancers...


Weed....

This is also abundantly present in many female hair products...

Talk about 'hair smoking weed, and getting high'

And the condom story is also very true

naso we see am oo ladies beware its better u use natural ingredent on ur body nd hair especially dose using whitening skin if u gt 2 knw d stuffs dey use 4 u, u go fear fear tank God 4 natural hair nd tank God 4 natural skin black is beautiful

mimiejacobz:
Just hearing abt some of those stuffs

are u a learner***olamide tune

@Op; Add Acid to the list. It wouldn't be a bad idea

africanqueen111:
Kai! Women suffer a lot for d same men dat stil brk their heart. Bt we must nt go extra mile to care for wht wil perish n decay when u die no mata how much u invest on it

hello

Ennyhorlar:
are u a learner***olamide tune

Mayb on this issue

grayht:
hian!.. U be gynocoligist na, I shld be learning from u ooo

foget watin dem write fo motto enta motto.. no b one chance or ambulance oooo...

mimiejacobz:
Mayb on this issue

den bring out ur notpad and start jotting

Ennyhorlar:
den bring out ur notpad and start jotting

Lol,aii

lolssssssss.... women are very funny

indian hemp nko?

alphaomega:
indian hemp nko?

You wicked oo!