50calibre:

[s]
Hahahaha now the dots begin to connect in my head, you held off on the baby thingy so instead of them being cursed with the worthless green passport, they'd posses the blue passport.... Oh you're really smart every good mother would want the best for her kids. [/s]

Yeah I know how to cook basic stuff, but the issue is; why should I cook if there's a female around.

All this Na for your imagination. I didn't tell you any of that.

You only know how to cook basic stuff?
I don't even believe you can boil noodles.
Pinshure or...

cococandy:
Show me yours

I will but not before Christmas sweetie. I am not going to cut them into pieces before the 24th. They are still hot and the house smells of them.

carefreewannabe:


I will but not before Christmas sweetie. I am not going to cut them into pieces before the 24th. They are still hot and the house smells of them.

ok

cococandy:


All this Na for your imagination. I didn't tell you any of that.

You only know how to cook basic stuff?
I don't even believe you can boil noodles.
Pinshure or...

Lol you didn't but I'm smart enough to decipher certain things. I may be wrong though but all the same, I wish you all the best.

Yeah I do, I had to learn how to cook basic things while in uni, plus I know a few naija websites with recipes and how to cook so whenever I'm tired of eating junk, I can always go there to learn that being said, a real African dude like me always have females willing to cook for him.

cococandy:
ok

I love Christmas but I don't like the additional weight that comes with Christmas.
I am already feeling it because I cook every day like crazy and the big feast is yet to come.

edwife:


Take a look at my profile,does that lady look like she is ready to carry belle?

I just need a carrier


You and Idowuobgo are my candidates....

Huh? Lolz...y me?

50calibre:


Lool Pizza is not pizza, DIY pizza is not pizza, just an ersatz version of the real thing.

You must have very nice kids who are willing to accept your DIY pizza but someday when they're old enough, they'd ditch it in favour of real pizza

Dominos pizza is the best, followed by Papa Johns.

50calibre:

, I wish you all the best.

thank you.

carefreewannabe:

I love Christmas but I don't like the additional weight that comes with Christmas.
I am already feeling it because I cook every day like crazy and the big feast is yet to come.

eat and gym. Eat and gym. that's the way forward

CFCfan:

Dominos pizza is the best, followed by Papa Johns.

Dominos is my number 1 followed by Pizza Hut then papa johns. There's this dominos deal I used to buy before called 2 for Tuesday, it's basically by one get one free.

50calibre:


Dominos is my number 1 followed by Pizza Hut then papa johns. There's this dominos deal I used to buy before called 2 for Tuesday, it's basically by one get one free.

I'm even salivating now

CFCfan:

I'm even salivating now

Lol it's daytime there, why not pick up your phone and do some ordering

So you're fan of Diezani the thief, are you guys related?

50calibre:


Lol it's daytime there, why not pick up your phone and do some ordering

So you're fan of Diezani the thief, are you guys related?

Nah, I'm not related to her. I just think she's pretty

CFCfan:

Nah, I'm not related to her. I just think she's pretty

OK!! But you know she's a thief as well, a blatant thief.

She's pretty alright so I won't mind gaging her mouth and rap*ing her till she tells me where she kept all the money she's stolen from the Nigerian people. I really wish I's see her.

50calibre:


OK!! But you know she's a thief as well, a blatant thief.

She's pretty alright so I won't mind gaging her mouth and rap*ing her till she tells me where she kept all the money she's stolen from the Nigerian people. I really wish I's see her.

Holy Jesus!!!

Emergency eggrolls and nescafe for breakfast. My brother look his plate finish sigh.... He would say this person is just looking for what i will say. Hehehehehehehe.....

cococandy:
thank you.

eat and gym. Eat and gym. that's the way forward

Nice advice. Tell carefreewannabe to come to my gym(Close to my bedroom ) . That way,she can eat, workout and not add weight.

About to do a man's work
Chei
Azubuike don go work
Who will help me pieces this okuko

First I gat to sharpen my knife

babyosisi:
First I gat to sharpen my knife

mind your fingers o. We know wan hear story this party season

@babyosisi how do u make the vegetable soup.

Progress

cococandy:
mind your fingers o. We know wan hear story this party season

Hahahahaha

Done

Cooking.
Added some chicken wings to it

@babyosisi, if you are roasting pls post prep and photos ooo, doing mine tomorrow.

martynsnet:
@babyosisi how do u make the vegetable soup.

Ingredients

Stock fish
Beef or cow leg
Ukazi ( handful)
Ugu or spinach
Palm oil
One maggi
Salt and pepper
Crayfish

Let me teach you my specialty vegetable soup that will wow your guests
The ukazi adds a great flavour to the soup


Boil your stock fish till tender,
Then add and your meat with diced onions ,salt and pepper to taste and I cube of maggi into the stock fish mix and cook till most of water is dried.
Add your crayfish,palm oil and reduce heat and cook a few minutes
Then wash and blend your handful of ukazi and continue cooking( you can pound with mortar,if no blender)
After the ukazi has softened well,add your spinach ,cover and allow to simmer

I promise you,this soup will be great
I cook mine with cow leg and tendons and the stock fish.

Many guests in my house requests for this vegetable soup and take some while leaving
I threw a party in July with over 50 guests at my home and made a huge pot of this soup with other things
All the soup was gone by the end of that evening

In the oven

babyosisi:


Ingredients

Stock fish
Beef or cow leg
Ukazi ( handful)
Ugu or spinach
Palm oil
One maggi
Salt and pepper
Crayfish

Let me teach you my specialty vegetable soup that will wow your guests
The ukazi adds a great flavour to the soup


Boil your stock fish till tender,
Then add and your meat with diced onions ,salt and pepper to taste and I cube of maggi into the stock fish mix and cook till most of water is dried.
Add your crayfish,palm oil and reduce heat and cook a few minutes
Then wash and blend your handful of ukazi and continue cooking( you can pound with mortar,if no blender)
After the ukazi has softened well,add your spinach ,cover and allow to simmer

I promise you,this soup will be great
I cook mine with cow leg and tendons and the stock fish.

Many guests in my house requests for this vegetable soup and take some while leaving
I threw a party in July with over 50 guests at my home and made a huge pot of this soup with other things
All the soup was gone by the end of that evening

wow, thanks a lot for the step-by-step procedure, i can get everything except the ukazi, i don't even know what it looks like and i doubt i can get it over here. can i do without it? am not cooking for any guest, am currently on vacation with plenty of time on my hand, so i have been experimenting with cooking and foods. you can see my 2 threads.

martynsnet:


wow, thanks a lot for the step-by-step procedure, i can get everything except the ukazi, i don't even know what it looks like and i doubt i can get it over here. can i do without it? am not cooking for any guest, am currently on vacation with plenty of time on my hand, so i have been experimenting with cooking and foods. you can see my 2 threads.

You can get ukazi from any African store but you can skip it

Making Chin Chin

Man making chin chin?

babyosisi:
About to do a man's work
Chei
Azubuike don go work
Who will help me pieces this okuko

Lol! Now this is funny!

Why don't you get the butchers to do it for you at the point of purchase? They do it for free anyway and won't charge you a penny extra. My days of dipping in boiling hot water, plucking feathers, and butchering, are all well and over.

babyosisi:
Man making chin chin?

Na dem fast past and e dey sweet Ehn!