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Funny guys will always abound with all sort of nonsense on their phone. Below are a list of pictures you'll most likely find on a naija guy's phone. *pictures of foreigners from the internet are used so as to protect the rights of naija guys cos if I say make I use the ones wey dey my phone ehn....* [size=88pt]1.car pose[/size] gone are those days when emeka would take pictures of himself beside another man's car in germany and send home to fool his hommies in naija. Naija boys now send to emeka. I've seen several DP of guys that I know as regular trekkers showing them chilling beside a car. They up the notch by posing with different cars. You think girls don't know how broke you are? Oya send dem recharge card, mr borrow-borrow make me rich https://www.timescontent.com/photos/preview/25112/Salman-Khan.jpg [size=88pt]2.jaiye-jaiye[/size] this guys take pictures with several bottles of beer on a table in front of them. I believe you must have come across such DP. They prolly think their female contacts would see them as balling guys cos of a few bottles of beer. How much be beer sef? One bottle of star cost #250 or thereabout while trophy cost #150. It's only a dumb girl that won't realise that the 8 bottles of beer doesn't cost as much as her weavon. https://www.foodgps.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/empty-beer-bottles.jpg [size=88pt]3.my crush[/size] after eyeing her all through his stay in the university, he finally summons courage to talk to her. Guess what he ask for? To take pictures with her. You find such girl not comfortable during the shoot, it's either she's hiding her face or she forcing a happy look https://www.unfinishedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/534687522852.jpg [size=88pt]4.date nite[/size] just to from olowo, gentleman or something I don't know, he decides to take her on a date to a Behind restaurant/eatery. Dude gets stunned to realise she came with a few friends. Funny dude still takes pictures with them and updates on bbm while she updates with the picture of the sizeable meal she had. End of relationship. Some guys are now smart. Reminds me of a friend of mine who formed mr richie rich to a girl, often spoke of how he clubbed from state to state. Decides to take the girl out on a date, as usual she showed up with an friend. After spending his chop money on the girls, the guy now excused her to the back of the eatery begging her to kiss him(atleast him gats get rewarded for spending a lot). After seceral back and forth argument, the girl now finally agreed to kiss him. That was when one spoil-sport decided to peep from the window. Till today, the guy no see kiss o! https://www.glamour.com/weddings/blogs/save-the-date/2010/10/27/1027-guy-and-girl-getting-cozy_we.jpg [size=88pt]5.celebrity pix[/size] na dis one dey pain me pass. You see a dude with beards like that of noah keeping pictures of wizkid on his phone. Is wizkid your mentor? You no know sey you don old sha? https://www.ghxclusives.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wizkid01.jpg

And so?

poor research, I have none of those on my phone

Unibenstudent:
Who carried out this reserch didn't see my phone.

I failed to add one thing which can be found on your phone. Guess what? [size=88pt]mojo[/size]

True! And u will definitly see pics of artistes like wizkid, pantoranking, etc and pics of sexy female celebs!

eighTHREAD:
I failed to add one thing which can be found on your phone. Guess what? [size=88pt]mojo[/size]

of cus

What sort of pictures were you expecting before other than those?

naijaboiy:
Guys have different pictures of beautiful girls in their phone and they update as their dp just to famz as if they know the babe

If you knw the babe why you no snap with her and hold her waist tight or grab her àss then we go understand

Why you dey use ya own characteristics judge us now

yea, no. 1 is so true, i av dem on my fone...bt na my car naw!!

Number3 is so annoying.

Some guys would be uploading different girls picture like I care.

naijaboiy:
TheRealMrstan Fp please

that guy scarce these days oh

U'd be seeing pics lilwanye, rickross, tyga and all these rappers in some guys phone...like these people knw they exist

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha.
The thing pained me ehn. He would even take me for lunch o and be so particular about us getting a good shot. He would now be putting sum kind pm "paddy of life"......"now all my hommiez are interested in her". I was feeling loved, not knowing na game - Chaiii!

It's not good abeg. Issues should be resolved ASAP, no mind games.
You resemble person wey fit do am

Ow! That's a low blow under the chin, but I got me coughing. Lol.

I'm guilty of number 1

Wrong!

Unibenstudent:
Who carried out this reserch didn't see my phone.

Abi oh! If the OP see my fone him go call me agabya!.

EroticAngelina:
True! And u will definitly see pics of artistes like wizkid, pantoranking, etc and pics of sexy female celebs!

You haven't seen the pictures in my fone, I guarantee it'll make you call me charly boy's protege.

Am I the only guy who does'nt have mojo on his cellphone?

Bryan12:
Am I the only guy who does'nt have mojo on his cellphone?

No. I dont have any on my cellphone too.

Its only on my computer and smartphone!

Ksslib:
No. I dont have any on my cellphone too.

Its only on my computer and smartphone!

Na yur type dey create like 50folders inside hddrive carry only mojo full inside

where's the "Club Logo" pic?