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5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 11:36am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Funny guys will always abound with all sort of nonsense on their phone. Below are a list of pictures you'll most likely find on a naija guy's phone. *pictures of foreigners from the internet are used so as to protect the rights of naija guys cos if I say make I use the ones wey dey my phone ehn....* [size=88pt]1.car pose[/size] gone are those days when emeka would take pictures of himself beside another man's car in germany and send home to fool his hommies in naija. Naija boys now send to emeka. I've seen several DP of guys that I know as regular trekkers showing them chilling beside a car. They up the notch by posing with different cars. You think girls don't know how broke you are? Oya send dem recharge card, mr borrow-borrow make me rich [size=88pt]2.jaiye-jaiye[/size] this guys take pictures with several bottles of beer on a table in front of them. I believe you must have come across such DP. They prolly think their female contacts would see them as balling guys cos of a few bottles of beer. How much be beer sef? One bottle of star cost #250 or thereabout while trophy cost #150. It's only a dumb girl that won't realise that the 8 bottles of beer doesn't cost as much as her weavon. [size=88pt]3.my crush[/size] after eyeing her all through his stay in the university, he finally summons courage to talk to her. Guess what he ask for? To take pictures with her. You find such girl not comfortable during the shoot, it's either she's hiding her face or she forcing a happy look [size=88pt]4.date nite[/size] just to from olowo, gentleman or something I don't know, he decides to take her on a date to a Behind restaurant/eatery. Dude gets stunned to realise she came with a few friends. Funny dude still takes pictures with them and updates on bbm while she updates with the picture of the sizeable meal she had. End of relationship. Some guys are now smart. Reminds me of a friend of mine who formed mr richie rich to a girl, often spoke of how he clubbed from state to state. Decides to take the girl out on a date, as usual she showed up with an friend. After spending his chop money on the girls, the guy now excused her to the back of the eatery begging her to kiss him(atleast him gats get rewarded for spending a lot). After seceral back and forth argument, the girl now finally agreed to kiss him. That was when one spoil-sport decided to peep from the window. Till today, the guy no see kiss o! [size=88pt]5.celebrity pix[/size] na dis one dey pain me pass. You see a dude with beards like that of noah keeping pictures of wizkid on his phone. Is wizkid your mentor? You no know sey you don old sha? 12 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 11:41am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Who carried out this reserch didn't see my phone. 100 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by simplemach(m): 11:41am On Dec 24, 2014 |
And so? 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Baddestguyp(m): 11:43am On Dec 24, 2014 |
poor research, I have none of those on my phone 51 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 11:46am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Unibenstudent:I failed to add one thing which can be found on your phone. Guess what? [size=88pt]mojo[/size] 94 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 11:46am On Dec 24, 2014 |
True! And u will definitly see pics of artistes like wizkid, pantoranking, etc and pics of sexy female celebs! 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 11:46am On Dec 24, 2014 |
eighTHREAD:of cus 15 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by naijaboiy: 11:47am On Dec 24, 2014 |
Guys have different pictures of beautiful girls in their phone and they update as their dp just to famz as if they know the babe If you knw the babe why you no snap with her and hold her waist tight or grab her àss then we go understand 31 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Emmyk(m): 12:08pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
What sort of pictures were you expecting before other than those? |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:08pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
TheRealMrstan Fp please 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 12:26pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
naijaboiy:Why you dey use ya own characteristics judge us now 15 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by teewai3(m): 12:29pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
yea, no. 1 is so true, i av dem on my fone...bt na my car naw!! 1 Like |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:35pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
samflexxy:Bros no tell me say na guilty conscience make you quote me so 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 12:35pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
naijaboiy: No mind them. I had this friend way back...@ a point, he would be so generous with his dp. Telling me to show him my look today and all that. He would put it on his dp and wouldn't change it for a week. It was after some time, I discovered he does that sh!t when he has issues with his babe. Isn't that childish? 7 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 12:39pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Number3 is so annoying. Some guys would be uploading different girls picture like I care. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:40pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:Hahahaha...that guy is funny. Many guys are guilty of that shìt they use the picture of a pretty girl who is probably their friend or any random girl just to make their girlfriend jealous. I no go lie I did that shìt back then but I don't know if its childish cos sometimes it's a very powerful tool to put your girlfriend back in place 7 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by chibwike(m): 12:43pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
naijaboiy:that guy scarce these days oh |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 12:46pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
a counter thread huh? una no the tire |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by chibwike(m): 12:46pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
U'd be seeing pics lilwanye, rickross, tyga and all these rappers in some guys phone...like these people knw they exist 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Nobody: 12:47pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
naijaboiy: hahaha. The thing pained me ehn. He would even take me for lunch o and be so particular about us getting a good shot. He would now be putting sum kind pm "paddy of life"......"now all my hommiez are interested in her". I was feeling loved, not knowing na game - Chaiii! It's not good abeg. Issues should be resolved ASAP, no mind games. You resemble person wey fit do am 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:48pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
chibwike:Aaah! Maybe lalasticlala go do am then 1 Like |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:51pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:bwahahaha Once in a while we need to put our girls in place cos sometimes them go dey form. Na just the lady wey dem dey use as specimen naim I dey pity,,cos them no get clue about the stuff. And na wetin you suffer @bolded...them no dey write am for face na 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by naijaboiy: 12:52pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
[size=14pt]There is another one trending now. If you check a young guy's phone you will see pictures of wiz khalifa and lil Wayne smoking weed. Some guys have so many pictures of weed in their phone. They also take pictures when they are smoking it and upload on their dp. Prolly to attract the girls. You know say girls like bad guys [/size] 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by joseph1832(m): 12:53pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Kachisbarbie:Ow! That's a low blow under the chin, but I got me coughing. Lol. |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Doortun(m): 12:58pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
I'm guilty of number 1 |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by CrazyScientist: 1:02pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Wrong! |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by joseph1832(m): 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Unibenstudent:Abi oh! If the OP see my fone him go call me agabya!. |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by joseph1832(m): 1:08pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
EroticAngelina:You haven't seen the pictures in my fone, I guarantee it'll make you call me charly boy's protege. |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Bryan12(m): 1:14pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Am I the only guy who does'nt have mojo on his cellphone? 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Ksslib(m): 1:16pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Bryan12:No. I dont have any on my cellphone too. Its only on my computer and smartphone! 8 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by Bryan12(m): 1:20pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
Ksslib:Na yur type dey create like 50folders inside hddrive carry only mojo full inside 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Pictures You Will Most Likely Find On A Naija Boy's Phone by decode55(m): 1:25pm On Dec 24, 2014 |
where's the "Club Logo" pic? 7 Likes |
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