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During Christmas, different people visit you for
different reasons especially if you are a youth.
These are the categories of people that are most
likely to visit you on Christmas day
1. The one whose main aim of visitation is just to
swim in round of sekks (Boyfriend & Girlfriend
things)** if I hear say na Christ dem dey
celebrate **
2. The one who will come to your house very
early to see if the cooking exercise has taken
place. If it has not, he/she will promise to come
back or ask you to flash him/her when it is ready
3. The ones who will visit you only to satisfy
their stomach. After eating they will chill a bit
and off they go
4. The one who will visit you and tell you they
are not at your place only to eat. They will ask for
Gulder, Star and other alcoholic drinks
5. The ones whose target is to eat your meat.
They are not actually hungry but will demand for
food. After serving them, they will eat just 2-3
tablespoonful and eat meat cos that is their target
6. The ones who will come to your house and
start eating in a hurry ‘cos they are still going
somewhere else to eat
7. The ones who will visit you and start tasking
you for money. They will ask you to celebrate
christmas for them ( wetin remain again after
dem don chop na) )
8. The ones whom you can’t even recall the last
time they visited you. They will just scroll in like
the prodigal son

The one that will bring zobo 4 u and will b like Aunty nothing 4 me? Lol .... Trade by barter

Number 5 is much like me

Lemme quickly comment b4 Farano or Pasqal09 deletes this thread

OP, you thief my thread come paste am for Romance section

tosyne2much:
Lemme quickly comment b4 Farano or Pasqal09 delete this thread

OP, you thief my thread come paste am for Romance section

thief ke....which section you post am to before

tosyne2much:
you still dey lie on Christmas day even when the truth is glaring

lol