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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by economia: 11:04pm On Dec 30, 2014
ggrin:
Op

I attended a Christmas carol earlier this week still funny tho. The guy who played Joseph screamed "JESUS!" when he heard Mary was pregnantundecided
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by fijiano202(m): 11:05pm On Dec 30, 2014
Tinubu:
You haven't had sex in weeks... Your girlfriend comes over to your house in tending to sleep over... U guys have a quarrel... She goes into the bathroom, comes out stark naked and smelling like roses, puts on a pair of jeans trousers with belt to match and turtleneck sweater, swears to kill herself if you as much as try to touch her, and goes to sleep facing the wall. undecided



Sleep will disown you... You will be sweating right under ac...Your attention will become so painful that you become afraid that your 'staff of office' will break into pieces....

When she feels you turning around and twisting, she knows that you are 'suffering', but she will only look at your face, pat your rigid 'staff' on the head, wiggle her waist a bit, and ask innocently ' honey, why aren't you asleep, it's 5.am already'... grin




I can't wish such horror for even my worst enemy

gr
greatest punishment in hthe history of mankind
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by DaBullIT(m): 11:05pm On Dec 30, 2014
Drunk neighbour looking for his room ,banging on your door

Tokunbo drivers / crossers using your street as shortcut ,

You rented movie from video club , no power at home but 1 disc is already in DVD

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by muhammad23(m): 11:07pm On Dec 30, 2014
Thinking about tomorrow is 30th and I still wan go work.... I can't sleep
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by yurme(m): 11:11pm On Dec 30, 2014
Cats b mkn sounds in ma compound I cnt go 2 slip phcn be bringn lyt in d mid nyt I cnt go 2 slip

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by litetias(m): 11:13pm On Dec 30, 2014
Alive alive ministry has been holding all night service for 2 days now on the Catholic field - heavy speakers. I can't fit sleep.

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Franchise21(m): 11:15pm On Dec 30, 2014
The thought of GEJ loosing will b giving GEJ n PDP sleepless nights
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by chibwike(m): 11:16pm On Dec 30, 2014
Mrsfaithhh:

Pm me.
Any problem!?
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by buoye1(m): 11:16pm On Dec 30, 2014
We are Nigerians
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by sunsky29(m): 11:16pm On Dec 30, 2014
After the traffic at oil mill....traffic at artillery...trafic at airforce....traffic at rumuola...traffic at waterlines....traffic at mile one...all in a day in port harcour....mehn I can't sleep..if u r coming to port harcour frm d aba road axis..abeg hold enough money for gala and la casera in each of the hold upsm.........bfr leaving ur house to the roads in port harcourt...make sure u hold enough gala money for each of the traffic under hot sun..











Born n breed in pitakwa..

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Nobody: 11:19pm On Dec 30, 2014
The hustle bustle of the urban areas wouldn't let you sleep, try the serene and peaceful most closest place to mother nature; Country Side alias Rural area, the speed wey sleep go take catch u go pass speed of light...l ;Dl, all am saying is; make we dy try visit home town(our villages) atimes to feel the difference and of course feel refresh
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Revolva(m): 11:26pm On Dec 30, 2014
Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians..) No constant power thats all

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Nobody: 11:28pm On Dec 30, 2014
ggrin:
Op

I attended a Christmas carol earlier this week still funny tho. The guy who played Joseph screamed "JESUS!" when he heard Mary was pregnantundecided

Proof
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Mrsfaithhh: 11:29pm On Dec 30, 2014
chibwike:
Any problem!?
Yes.since u too like problemcheesy
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by LordDarius(m): 11:36pm On Dec 30, 2014
cant sleep in privacy cus my elder brother and his family came over to the family house for the holidays, so i have to surrender my room, now im sleeping at mum's, her snoring na die; cant sleep.
My other elder brother always jamming at nite just next door; cant sleep.
My girlfrind forming loving loving calling me always at 12:30am; cant sleep.
My mum again always praying aloud around 4 - 5am, time wey sleep want dey come; cant sleep.
Mehn, i don lin-tin ehn, see my eyez don red finish like when Oga Jonah go fail comes 2015.

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by iwriterng(m): 11:37pm On Dec 30, 2014
Dr. Oyewo vowed that only the best student will have C in his course -- I can't sleep.

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by youngice(m): 11:43pm On Dec 30, 2014
Tinubu:
You haven't had sex in weeks... Your girlfriend comes over to your house in tending to sleep over... U guys have a quarrel... She goes into the bathroom, comes out stark naked and smelling like roses, puts on a pair of jeans trousers with belt to match and turtleneck sweater, swears to kill herself if you as much as try to touch her, and goes to sleep facing the wall. undecided



Sleep will disown you... You will be sweating right under ac...Your attention will become so painful that you become afraid that your 'staff of office' will break into pieces....

When she feels you turning around and twisting, she knows that you are 'suffering', but she will only look at your face, pat your rigid 'staff' on the head, wiggle her waist a bit, and ask innocently ' honey, why aren't you asleep, it's 5.am already'... grin




I can't wish such horror for even my worst enemy


Dude this shit has happened to me
Damn it was nasty

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by ttmacoy: 11:57pm On Dec 30, 2014
Grinn see what you have caused hahaha

Been trying to get my baby to sleep for past hour, and as I read this I just burst out in laughter and woke her up again lol


ggrin:
Op

I attended a Christmas carol earlier this week still funny tho. The guy who played Joseph screamed "JESUS!" when he heard Mary was pregnantundecided

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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by mrjojo: 12:06am On Dec 31, 2014
When you got tons of assignment and you MTN subscription starts at 9, how i won sleep?
When you've been praying for electricity and PHCN remembers you street at 1pm, sleep go disappear
When you course rep informed you later in the day that there will be test the next morning, Bros, how sleep won come ?
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by wizman11(m): 12:20am On Dec 31, 2014
even dis ur long story sef na hin dey cos stress
undecided
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by AfricanApple(f): 12:27am On Dec 31, 2014
and even with all that we can choose to be happy
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Nobody: 12:36am On Dec 31, 2014
ggrin:
Op

I attended a Christmas carol earlier this week still funny tho. The guy who played Joseph screamed "JESUS!" when he heard Mary was pregnantundecided
lol
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by justfree1(m): 12:43am On Dec 31, 2014
"The reason why most people face the future with apprehension instead of anticipation is because they don’t have it well designed." -- Jim Rohn
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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Nobody: 1:19am On Dec 31, 2014
When I'm neck deep in debt, I can't sleep having fast money thoughts every 20 mins and watching the time go by.
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Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Nobody: 1:26am On Dec 31, 2014
still I can't sleep, thinking of what d future have for me.
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by omoelu1(m): 2:02am On Dec 31, 2014
thinking of how to make it big in 2015,-
I can't go to sleep
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by sundoj08(m): 2:17am On Dec 31, 2014
ggrin:
Op

I attended a Christmas carol earlier this week still funny tho. The guy who played Joseph screamed "JESUS!" when he heard Mary was pregnantundecided
this got my ribs apart..cant stop laughing
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by adorable29(f): 2:38am On Dec 31, 2014
its 2.36am, cold and cataarh from the harmattan dust! Can't go to sleep.
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by adbokus(m): 3:00am On Dec 31, 2014
She's been pestering my lyf abt mar-age. 2015, the ultimatum expires and i dn't even have a gf..sleep?! Nt at dis kain tym...
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by yehmi01(m): 4:29am On Dec 31, 2014
Since holiday start I don dey watch Game of thrones and I just moved to season 4. This series must not enter 2015 I must finish all episode so I can't go to sleep.
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by johnsonolajide: 5:10am On Dec 31, 2014
@OP i,am member of nairaland from sydney australia,kudos to you my brother,i,can,t help my self laugh when i,read your topic,
i,think your wright up will be the most wright up i,have ever seen on nairaland website,and also your wright up also make me scare to come to nigeria for now,can nairaland members advise me which cities someone can leave in nigeria,without too much of noise and too much of traffic please?
Re: Sleepless Ordeals Of Nigerians.. by Daddydavid(m): 5:19am On Dec 31, 2014
[/quote] OH BOY, SEE ME, SEE d way i go tear dat jeans and Bleep sence into her small brains

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