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elantraceey:
Emusmith what exactly do you have against women?

Ediss:
they all add colour to life. they are good behaviour depending no how you see it

abbey621:
Some of these are true some are just plain silly.

My favorite is #1

1. In marriage, it starts out with the guy giving instructions most of the time but as time goes by and children starts growing, the woman becomes the instructor, she becomes the organizer, the planner, the keeper. She becomes more valuable than she knows becuse the man nor the children would be able to survive a day without her. She becomes a mother not only to her kids but to her husband, when anything goes wrong, her patience and strength determines if the situation gets worse or better. In summation, the woman grows from receiving instructions to being an instructor!

eighty7:
@OP, I can live with all these. What I hate most is nagging. It kills me and I can't live one day with a nagging woman

dOnLarich:
FTC FP what. Else. Ahhh shoki

wakacome:
If you and your babe or wife are going to a party together and you people want to leave the house at a particular time e.g if you want to leave the house at 10 am better tell her to go and start dressing by 8am because she will spend a very long time for dressing and make-up....or else you will be delayed... ladies and make-up is like carpenter and furniture..

EverGreenbaby:
Thats very true.....but you must understand that one man's meat is another man's poison.


Afterall, "dirty girl na somebody sweetheart" just singing. ;DThats very true.....but you must understand that one man's meat is another man's poison.


Afterall, "dirty girl na somebody sweetheart" just singing.

emusmith:
Who is this 0ne?

emusmith:
Who is this 0ne?

chackzzy:
her name is 'VickyyB' n she's so beautiful her name is 'VickyyB' n she's so beautiful.

emusmith:
lol...I expected that... I used that line when I was a teenager... don't worry, you'll outgrow it...

ireneony:
na only you get front page

emusmith:
Ireneony, come sit here, close to me...

you just saw my quote abi ...no problem....na becos na only me waka come

VickyyB:
If Nairalanders are "jobful", there won't be any Newton's 3rd Law of Motion taking place.

ireneony:
you just saw my quote abi ...no problem....na becos na only me waka come

emusmith:
Elan....This is a counter thread... huh!

emusmith:
hahaha...Newton's 3rd Law states: To every Action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

In our case, To every thread on a particular gender, there is an equal and opposite thread on the other gender, of course.

So, This is a Counter Attack to the other thread, 8 male behaviors that annoy women.

Men too have what annoys them...


Below are some:


1. Disobedience To Instructions:

This trait is as old as Adam. Eve introduced it and see where we are today.
He tells you, buy food items with this money, on her way to the market, she sees shoes, and spends the money on it. Simple Instruction Neglected (SIN)


2. Negligence

Some ladies are so carefree and negligent. They have the whole day(during weekends) to clean the house but it's when they see the hobby's car coming in that they remember to start cleaning. Neglecting to watch what their kids bring back from school is very costly. Neglecting to really have a tet-a-tet chat with their teenage daughter have negative consequence.


3. Laziness

This is normal. But being too lazy isn't! I believe women that knows they're lazy should at least get a house help or something. You see a well dressed mum walking with dirty children, and you wonder! Or enter the house and begin to feel like leaving the next minute.


4. Flippancy

The way some ladies/ women talk sometimes, it is as if there is an award if
you win the argument...lol...
I asked a girl once, How's your day? I sat there for the next 45 minutes... lol...this is lovely if Only you love the person sha....... But some women can talk oooo!


5. Over Estimation Of Self

This has more to do with ladies. Some of them think they're just OKAY and don't need any adjustment, even if they need, it won't come from you! So get into husby's house with that and they're "humbled"...You read their PM, "I am okay the way I am."
I believe in adjustment even as I love to learn new things...This attitude in these set of ladies stem from their LOW SELF esteem personality. (To find them? Those that'll quote me on this )


6. Pessimism

Some ladies find it fun to say words like this , OMG, I'm so dead or It's over for me...I know guys do it too...but if you notice, ladies do it more when with a guy to get Pity or Petting.
This is not good as there will be times when the man will need you to be optimistic. Two wrongs can't make a right!


7. Gossip

Hehehehe! It's like this is the main one. Most Ladies are naturally inclined to gossip. It's like food to them... Do you know Linda Ikeji or Wendy (In the US), it's plain modernised version of gossips!
They gossip everything that walks by...


8. Sarcasm

Don't take to heart everything a lady says... most times she says things she doesn't really mean outa emotions... Ladies are good at sarcasm. They say things and want you to guess it out...Not all guys are good at guesses... They like you but frown at you or ignore you as if they hate you...That's Sarcasm.
Guys don't like it, ladies.

I hope I've been lenient enough in this list...

Guys, open up, Air your views...

elantraceey:
Is it compulsory creat a counter thread?

Huffington:
9. Dirtiness

jingh:
counter thread is as real as heaven

Trust women, everything for them is a battle. Especially when its by a man.

emusmith
4. Flippancy

I asked a girl once, How's your day? I sat there for the next 45 minutes... lol... some women can talk oooo

nosky4:
amu watching

Onyiido:
Pls mods we need a doctor here

emusmith:
hahaha...Newton's 3rd Law states: To every Action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

In our case, To every thread on a particular gender, there is an equal and opposite thread on the other gender, of course.

So, This is a Counter Attack to the other thread, 8 male behaviors that annoy women.

Men too have what annoys them...


Below are some:


1. Disobedience To Instructions:

This trait is as old as Adam. Eve introduced it and see where we are today.
He tells you, buy food items with this money, on her way to the market, she sees shoes, and spends the money on it. Simple Instruction Neglected (SIN)


2. Negligence

Some ladies are so carefree and negligent. They have the whole day(during weekends) to clean the house but it's when they see the hobby's car coming in that they remember to start cleaning. Neglecting to watch what their kids bring back from school is very costly. Neglecting to really have a tet-a-tet chat with their teenage daughter have negative consequence.


3. Laziness

This is normal. But being too lazy isn't! I believe women that knows they're lazy should at least get a house help or something. You see a well dressed mum walking with dirty children, and you wonder! Or enter the house and begin to feel like leaving the next minute.


4. Flippancy

The way some ladies/ women talk sometimes, it is as if there is an award if
you win the argument...lol...
I asked a girl once, How's your day? I sat there for the next 45 minutes... lol...this is lovely if Only you love the person sha....... But some women can talk oooo!


5. Over Estimation Of Self

This has more to do with ladies. Some of them think they're just OKAY and don't need any adjustment, even if they need, it won't come from you! So get into husby's house with that and they're "humbled"...You read their PM, "I am okay the way I am."
I believe in adjustment even as I love to learn new things...This attitude in these set of ladies stem from their LOW SELF esteem personality. (To find them? Those that'll quote me on this )


6. Pessimism

Some ladies find it fun to say words like this , OMG, I'm so dead or It's over for me...I know guys do it too...but if you notice, ladies do it more when with a guy to get Pity or Petting.
This is not good as there will be times when the man will need you to be optimistic. Two wrongs can't make a right!


7. Gossip

Hehehehe! It's like this is the main one. Most Ladies are naturally inclined to gossip. It's like food to them... Do you know Linda Ikeji or Wendy (In the US), it's plain modernised version of gossips!
They gossip everything that walks by...


8. Sarcasm

Don't take to heart everything a lady says... most times she says things she doesn't really mean outa emotions... Ladies are good at sarcasm. They say things and want you to guess it out...Not all guys are good at guesses... They like you but frown at you or ignore you as if they hate you...That's Sarcasm.
Guys don't like it, ladies.

I hope I've been lenient enough in this list...

Guys, open up, Air your views...