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Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by phrancyking(op): 12:22pm On Jan 03, 2015

when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask

1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?

av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by TrishaP(f): 12:47pm On Jan 03, 2015

Your gender says Male

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by DonaldGenes(m): 3:52pm On Jan 03, 2015

Lolification!!!

Funny enough, Ajebutter pikins do seldom ask such ridiculous questions whereas Ajekpako pikins never ask such Questions...

BTW, anyone seen My homeboy Xynerise, should tell him the customized foam is ready

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by ireneony(f): 3:52pm On Jan 03, 2015

I have only done no.1

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by teemanbastos(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2015

lmao...ahahahaha undecided

gels b lyk..

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Feranmicharles(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2015

D 1 I witnessed was my younger bro and sis,they wanted to take their bath and this conversation ensued

As the both put off their clothes,they were both amazed. It was like

Girl: what is that ayo(his name)
Boy: what?
Girl:this(touching his d*ck)
The boy was like,"yes I have dis u didn't have" I was waiting 4 what they wanna do not until when the girl said "yes you're right I don't have that,mine is flat.

I was jus laffin

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by willexyaho(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2015

hahahaha

and what will be her answer?

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by datguru: 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2015

My little man be like:

Little man: Daddy what's this ?
Me: its ntaa ntaa
Little man: Daddy where's your own ntaa ntaa

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by LillyAnne(f): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2015

Mummy how can you have a mummy?

Our last born undecided

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by observerpenbad(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2015

must u post?

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by SeverusSnape(m): 3:54pm On Jan 03, 2015

Where is God huh

when will Christmas come again huh

where do babies come from huh

THIS TOPIC DOESN'T DESERVE FRONT PAGE THOUGH.

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by holatin(m): 3:54pm On Jan 03, 2015

mum how was I born ?
pointing to a pot bellied man- is Daddy chukwudi pregnant ?
pointing to a pregnant mum- ow will the baby come out.

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by millionaireman: 3:54pm On Jan 03, 2015

phrancyking:
when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask

1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?

av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours

Next time edit your grammar; children also read this. But who made dis front page sef?

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by olayincar(m): 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

Mummy were is ma pencil

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by ShakurM(m): 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

Ajebo pikin -
Mummy, why were u shouting ooo, ahhh, yeee, uhnnn embarassed

Akpors-
Kid: Mama, Abeg I wan drink water ,bring am come.
Mum: ehn ehnn, Go take am ursef before I knock ya head !
Kid: If u wan come knock my head, carry the water come grin

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

Don't mind d Linus

TrishaP:
Your gender says Male

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by erutoria: 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

Funny

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by freshness2020: 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

Lol!

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by salvatore007(m): 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

When i was in pry4 i asked my mum where babies came out from and she said frm d head...
got to school and started arguin with my teacher when she was teachin Reproductive System

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Hitter(m): 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

Ok na.. This Shyte hits FP undecided

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by DesChyko: 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

Mommy, how did the baby enter your stomach?

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Ifecomumito(m): 3:55pm On Jan 03, 2015

So what was your mum's reply?

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Maxcollins042(m): 3:56pm On Jan 03, 2015

Hehe,this one na ajibo questions make akpako try ask am na and im case go be critical,no 1,2 & 3 dare not cross my mind that time.

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 03, 2015

phrancyking:
1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?

Because I loved him....said the Mum.

2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol

Because the rich suitor I had was an insensitive d'''''t!...said the Mum

3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me

No...

4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?

A baby.....and stop asking too many questions..! said the Mum..

Ah the joys of parenthood.....

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by MartineeVIP(f): 3:56pm On Jan 03, 2015

Op you are on point,I asked my mum number3 without count

Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Chimdim: 3:56pm On Jan 03, 2015

mum, what is ur name

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by folabayo1(f): 3:56pm On Jan 03, 2015

What's hillarious about dis stupid post nw, Hisss...

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by PerfumeRepublik: 3:57pm On Jan 03, 2015

LillyAnne:
Mummy how can you have a mummy?

Our last born

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