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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by xynerise: 4:57pm On Jan 03, 2015
DonaldGenes:
Lolification!!!

Funny enough, Ajebutter pikins do seldom ask such ridiculous questions whereas Ajekpako pikins never ask such Questions...

BTW, anyone seen My homeboy Xynerise, should tell him the customized foam is ready
Cool cheesy. Where can I get it? grin

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by olashas(f): 5:03pm On Jan 03, 2015
begwong:
Child: Daddy i want my peepee to be like yours.
Daddy:wtf
grin
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Ninilowo(m): 5:07pm On Jan 03, 2015
TrishaP:
Your gender says Male
grin
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by myouri(f): 5:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
Hehe...We gt some Nigerian-Philipino kids in my compound....you know how half-castes look nau. So one day, my dark skinned 4-year-old cousin stared @ tis kids and he asked his Mom :
"Mommy,why am I not yellow like Favor and Blessed? You don't bathe me very well that's why"

The mother jaz laughed and didn't reply him to avoid more questions.....

Kids are very funny oo..some are even better than our so-called comedians....grin

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by NovusHomo(m): 5:12pm On Jan 03, 2015
My 6 year old once asked her mother "is Jonathan sick?" My wife asked why. Now, you won't believe this; the child said with an air of pity and understanding "he is so slow" . I thought about this all day because where I am based, being" slow" means stewpid.
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by rsleeky(f): 5:28pm On Jan 03, 2015
When I was little,their was a day my mum beat me ....later dat evening I asked my dad where my real mum was dt I want to go live wt her....he just laffed

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Godmother(f): 5:29pm On Jan 03, 2015
The conversation between my mum and my then 2 years plus nephew.

Nephew: Grandma if you beat me again I will tell my mummy for you.

My mum: I will tell my mummy too.

Nephew silent and confused for a few seconds.

Nephew: Grandma lie lie! You don't have mummy. Your mummy has died cheesy cheesy

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by ikechi1000(m): 5:30pm On Jan 03, 2015
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vickyozohu:
And this ur bad grammer made pront page. Even if there is sense in what u trying to pass across,* which I obviously doubt there is. Should have taken some time to read before posting. Enjoy ur day sha!
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I guss that you are an hausa woman, front don become pront for you eye even in writing, chie there is GOD O O, Grammar and not Grammer.
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by infohenry(m): 5:35pm On Jan 03, 2015
Daddy mummy can lie, she said grandmum is her mummy.

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by YoungExec: 5:39pm On Jan 03, 2015
Godmother:
The conversation between my mum and my then 2 years plus nephew.

Nephew: Grandma if you beat me again I will tell my mummy for you.

My mum: I will tell my mummy too.

Nephew silent and confused for a few seconds.

Nephew: Grandma lie lie! You don't have mummy. Your mummy has died cheesy cheesy

Smart boy cool

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Godmother(f): 5:42pm On Jan 03, 2015
Lol, not quite cos my mum's mum is still very much alive.
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by adonismuller(m): 5:43pm On Jan 03, 2015
phrancyking:
when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask


1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?


av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours
please modify your post...
There is difference between "being" and "been"

At the topic....my younger brother ones asked my dad" daddy why do you always make mum cry silently at night?
Since then they stopped him from sleeping in same room with them!

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by arimahoseloka(m): 6:26pm On Jan 03, 2015
daddy they said the dogs are joining together.. what is joining together? lol

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by 1stola: 6:36pm On Jan 03, 2015
TrishaP:
Your gender says Male
Busted! grin phrancyking
Don't mind the imposter
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Ensquare(m): 6:44pm On Jan 03, 2015
olayincar:
Mummy were is ma pencil
n my eraser

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by abdul4new(m): 6:45pm On Jan 03, 2015
Who approved this thread when we have national importance issue to deliberate on mtcheeew

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Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by folabayo1(f): 6:47pm On Jan 03, 2015
Emodeee:


c the statement an intending mother is making. pathetic.
how u take knw say I be moda to be?
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by TrishaP(f): 6:50pm On Jan 03, 2015
1stola:

Busted! grin phrancyking
Don't mind the imposter


Ninilowo:
grin

banky222:
BURSTED

chuksfor13:
Don't mind d Linus

I didnt mean to make it sound like he is a liar, it's all part of the joke.
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by phlame(m): 6:55pm On Jan 03, 2015
salvatore007:
When i was in pry4 i asked my mum where babies came out from and she said frm d head...
got to school and started arguin with my teacher when she was teachin Reproductive System


undecided
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by TrishaP(f): 6:58pm On Jan 03, 2015
begwong:
Child: Daddy i want my peepee to be like yours.
Daddy:wtf
Lmao cheesy I'm sure you shower together with ur son.
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Iaz93: 7:33pm On Jan 03, 2015
LillyAnne:
Mummy how can you have a mummy?



Our last bornundecided
grin grin grin
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by felicity111(f): 7:34pm On Jan 03, 2015
phrancyking:
when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask


1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?


av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours
. Are you a dad
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by omusiliyu(m): 7:38pm On Jan 03, 2015
Does fish cry?
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by phrancyking(m): 7:45pm On Jan 03, 2015
keep talking nonsense.... me keep making f.p... lol
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2015
Yes even here in Nigeria we hav ppl dat answer Lai Mohammed
TrishaP:









I didnt mean to make it sound like he is a liar, it's all part of the joke.


Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by gbodimowo(m): 1:48am On Jan 04, 2015
DonaldGenes:
Lolification!!!

Funny enough, Ajebutter pikins do seldom ask such ridiculous questions whereas Ajekpako pikins never ask such Questions...

BTW, anyone seen My homeboy Xynerise, should tell him the customized foam is ready
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by girlking(f): 3:38am On Jan 04, 2015
My little niece asked me what is the name of tigers wife and I told her Mrs. Tiger. She said no no the real name. What she was trying to ask is what is a female tiger called
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by bigwallace(m): 5:21am On Jan 04, 2015
I onced asked my late granma while watching a foreign romantic movie,if white men gat *dick*nd her reply was ,they give birth too now.
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by rabimlomo: 6:13am On Jan 04, 2015
Mummy when will you stop all these exercise so that you can become big and have another baby?
Mummy why can't daddy have a baby too?
Mummy did the baby in your belly just burst out or how she come out from your belly?
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by summerflame(m): 6:21am On Jan 04, 2015
Nice OBS
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by vicdall(f): 8:36am On Jan 04, 2015
Agbgift:
Then as a kid when i see my mum eating and i want her to share for me, xpecially meat, i will ask the following question:
Child: mummy wat are u chewing?
Mum: Am chewing one of my eye ball. And she closes one of her eyes. As proof cheesy
Wow! Mine used to say that too
Re: Hillarious Questions Children Ask Their Parent by snowhyt(f): 11:17am On Jan 04, 2015
this conversation waz between my mum nd our then 3yr old last born after he saw my parent wedding pix.
last born: Mummy, waz i here (pointin @ d pix) wen u nd daddy cut dis cake?
Mum: no, u were nt born den.
last born: y?
Mum: *no reply*
last born: (wit a tiny voice) Mummy pls go back and give birth 2 me cus i want 2 eat dat cake.

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