TrishaP:
Your gender says Male

BURSTED

observerpenbad:
must u post?

question for amadioha

phrancyking:
when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask


1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?


av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours

am even doubting you asked this ques no 1,2 and 3 as a kid,you sure say no be at this your present age you ask them?

Mum,how do baby gets inside you
































































































Irony

u r male nah

alryt

Mummy how did u giv birth to me?
Funny enough she said, she vomitted me

phrancyking:
when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask


1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?


av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours

were you asked or u asked?

Then as a kid when i see my mum eating and i want her to share for me, xpecially meat, i will ask the following question:
Child: mummy wat are u chewing?
Mum: Am chewing one of my eye ball. And she closes one of her eyes. As proof

And this ur bad grammer made pront page. Even if there is sense in what u trying to pass across,* which I obviously doubt there is. Should have taken some time to read before posting. Enjoy ur day sha!

Nairaland now belong to babies how did viz shit make f.p

ireneony:
I have only done no.1

how old were you when u did that?

LillyAnne:
Mummy how can you have a mummy?



Our last born

Well....when I have a female child....she has at least 2million ova inside of her ovaries when she is born. The number of ovaries decreases...until when she is of reporductive age...it reaches 400000, after which she begins menstruating..and...

(At which point child begins to look very lost!)

Why is Buhari always contesting to be president?

Guy bone...... English hard

Don't know how come dis made a front page. Moderators in politics I wrote sometin on "20 reasons why we shld note vote for d general" pls see to it dat justice is done. And it makes d front page plsss

I could remember asking my mum where children used to come out from during birth and she said "when you get married, you will know"


Hehehehe, those innocent days

phrancyking:
when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask


1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their..?


av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours

How can you be a victim of all these when you are not mummy.

DesChyko:
Mommy, how did the baby enter your stomach?

The stork brought it....

gboss4sure:
I could remember asking my mum where children used to come out from during birth and she said "when you get married, you will know"


Hehehehe, those innocent days

A very wise and perceptive woman, your mother....wise and perceptive indeed!

Feranmicharles:
D 1 I witnessed was my younger bro and sis,they wanted to take their bath and this conversation ensued

As the both put off their clothes,they were both amazed. It was like

Girl: what is that ayo(his name)
Boy: what?
Girl:this(touching his d*ck)
The boy was like,"yes I have dis u didn't have" I was waiting 4 what they wanna do not until when the girl said "yes you're right I don't have that,mine is flat.

I was jus laffin

hahaha lwkm

"Dad, why did the brain name itself?"


Frawzey

Op am sure you asked this kinda ques
Child: Mommy does your mommy have any children?

phrancyking:
when we were kids,we asked lot of questions..some interesting .....some hilarious while some are pretty annoying. This are some hilarious questions kids ask


1.. mummy why did you your marry daddy?
2.. mum why did you marry a poor man....lol
3... mum if you married another man would you have given birth to me
4... when their mum is pregnant you will here something like mum what is in their ..?


av being a victim of all these sha.... add yours

Don't confuse us.

folabayo1:
What's hillarious about dis stupid post nw, Hisss...

c the statement an intending mother is making. pathetic.

My boy was telling his mum- my wife. I have pipi, my brother has pipi (his younger brother), my daddy has pipi...mummy do you have pipi?

Child: Daddy i want my peepee to be like yours.
Daddy:wtf

vickyozohu:
And this ur bad GRAMMER made pront page. Even if there is sense in what u trying to pass across,* which I
obviously doubt there is. Should have taken some time to read before
posting. Enjoy ur day sha!

fool. It's GRAMMAR nt GRAMMER.

begwong:
Child: Daddy i want my peepee to be like yours.
Daddy:wtf

Lmao

bushdoc9919:


Well....when I have a female child....she has at least 2million ova inside of her ovaries when she is born. The number of ovaries decreases...until when she is of reporductive age...it reaches 400000, after which she begins menstruating..and...

(At which point child begins to look very lost!)

Coolguy89:
hahaha lwkm

abi o lol I actually laffed out my ass,now I don't ave a*s anylonger