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Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by mentorandfriend(m): 7:36am On Jan 04, 2015
Appreciation to God is an application for more.
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by caniva(m): 7:46am On Jan 04, 2015
I smell PDP angry handy work in their daughter's previous failures.

With APC, the future is brighter all over Africa
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by great664(m): 7:52am On Jan 04, 2015
Baddestguyp:
my parents wouldn't even congratulate me for gettin first in primary school
I feel your pain Bro, you are not alone, I spent 4 yrs in Primary school and my parents don't even ask to see my result, 11 times 1st Position. Primary 1 = 2, Pri 2=1 Pri 3=3, Pri 4=3 Pri 5=2 nd Merit in FSLC thanks to my 2 teachers who discover and help me jump class and I still retain 1st
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by basketbrain(m): 7:56am On Jan 04, 2015
I remember coming out 1st in pry 4, and the guy who thought it was his birth right had to invite his oldman to school o after all the Probing I still came out on top it was no fluke.
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by AiyekotoIII: 8:12am On Jan 04, 2015
Kudos to the girl! I sincerely congratulate her for her success.
We should learn to always see what is Right with us and not what is Wrong.
The girl will surely be encouraged with this little recognition and celebration of her efforts.
Kudos to the dutiful and incisive parents too!
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Olaidekareem43(m): 8:17am On Jan 04, 2015
wow dis is really hilarious ...... i hope dis aiint Nigeria family...
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Ezemust: 8:37am On Jan 04, 2015
musicwriter:
Yes, it's a good thing. Just last week I was in a studio recording a song and the producer gave me a thumb up for the way I was going from stanza to stanza so smoothly. I remember instantly feeling elated and doing even better.
so can we talk now?
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Awaja(m): 8:40am On Jan 04, 2015
Did the family say all this ?
Coz she must be following the parents footsteps coz a snake can't give birth to anything that ain't long !
Them fit dey carry class for head during there own time kwa! hence the jubilation,
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by myouri(f): 8:52am On Jan 04, 2015
Don't know if this is to encourage or disgrace the kiddo shaa..

Some parents are never satisfied with their child's performance...you do well,they say there's no competition or the class population is low. Fail n you will be d dumbest child dey have.

I wasn't very bright in my early days tho..I bagged top positions from the back..like 9th of 12...12th of 12...d best postion was 5th of 12....... grin grin..I never got flogged tho cuz I was jaz a kid. I took first position in basic 3 for the time n it was d best day..I gt a special dinner that night grin.
I was 4th d next term n that was a day to remember..I got flogged ehh...n I served punishment for hours..

I bounced back to my 1st position n the twin bruvas who used to be the 1st n 2nd got shifted to 2nd n 3rd..They later left the school n I had 1st position from that term till ss1 2nd term when i started taking 2nd position till I gt out of sch :') buh my percentage was still kinda good :').

I always gt 'welldone' 'work harder' 'stay focused''thanks for making me proud' and lotta smiles n hugs....Had I gotten sometin like this I might be in Harvard Uni on scholarship now cheesy grin grin grin grin.
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by nairalife2013(m): 9:15am On Jan 04, 2015
NosaHenry:
Is not the girl's fault. I can see where she got her brain from
when she was a bit calm, she called me into d guest room and told me she would like to have a word wid me. Her cheeks were still smeard in tears and her eyes, made red by age and pain, starred softly at me as I stood there at d door. I went out and ask my wife to take d kids to d circus.
"I dont want u to repeat d mistakes yur dad made as a husband or make d mistakes my dad made as a father; I dont want yur wife to make the mistakes I made as a wife. If not for this little gov'ment job, my life would be like that of a strand of feather in a whirling sea." My mom started.

Well, nosa, itz a very long story, woven with foundational tales from her matrimonial home to her, I must say, well-respected father's house. But I want u to know encouraging a child can lead to multiple feats thereabout and in d future and in the same line, d opposit can spell disaster unknowingly. I have the heartbreaking story of an autistic child whose life the parents unbelievably reshaped in my very eyes. Nothing should be considered too much. An action or inaction in a child's life and psyche can culminate in a multi-related future self-defeats, failure, withdrawal and abandonment.
After my mom word with me, I saw a new life in my kid and vowed to remake her psyche as much as I can. I succeeded.
I came back from work a few months later, park my car on d street around my gate, stroll into d house, call my first dota: "my princess, enter yur car n drive to d gate and pack my files into yur car and drive them down and offload them in d garrage for dady." She did just dat. She has improved tremendously from her deep-sitted subconcious fear and rooted anxiety for the unknown. U wouldnt believ what she is capable of now!
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Akby(m): 9:23am On Jan 04, 2015
The day I graduated with first class, my dad just said congratulations... I'm proud of you. Mum was like good job dear. That's all shingbain didn't follow. What will I do? As for the girl, it's a great Morale booster if she sees it that way. Success is a thing of the mind and if u can dream it, you can attain it. Just diligence and consistency is the difference between success and failure
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Horllamideh(m): 9:31am On Jan 04, 2015
Dia case strong gan oh
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Angoni(m): 10:07am On Jan 04, 2015
Very wise parents,natural psychologists, rewarding a positive behavior to enhance performance!
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by evita5(f): 10:13am On Jan 04, 2015
Lol. Came home at d end of every session in d university with a best student award from my department and all I got for those 4 years were 'u sure so? U sure say na school dey give u all these awards?' And when I Graduated with a first class degree, all I got was an oversized dress I never wore sad angry
I wish they were my parents angry sad
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by kayalla(f): 10:19am On Jan 04, 2015
i used to be like that when i was primary school, but my Dad showed me thunder and brim stone, he even made write with banana leaf in school. no be person tell my brain to wake up.

but this is good from the parents. kudos
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Kennyfancy(m): 10:40am On Jan 04, 2015
I guest she is 4rm the north
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Olypeppy(f): 10:43am On Jan 04, 2015
Good way to motivate her....
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Nobody: 10:55am On Jan 04, 2015
adegwurulez:
Lol.. i wonder what would happen when she now comes 1st.
Billboard things....lol
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by BABANGBALI: 10:58am On Jan 04, 2015
mtheeeeew. They suppose to use the girl do sacrifice
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Natasha2(f): 11:14am On Jan 04, 2015
lmao grin
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by MrCork: 11:37am On Jan 04, 2015
kidwave:
What do you think? Was it a wise move? Will you do same for your daughter or will u flog her mercilessly? grin grin cheesy
....its called encouraagement....u dumb homebased dumb mofos....this isexaaactly the kinda reason why we Londoners refuse to come back to that backward Nigeria (no oofeinse)
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Lawalemi(m): 11:43am On Jan 04, 2015
Only in Ghana
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Nobody: 11:44am On Jan 04, 2015
What do you expect from ghanians? Useless people!
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by oyindare(m): 12:09pm On Jan 04, 2015
Are you sure the name of the Boy is not GEJ...cos na my GEj get this can thing oooo
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by niggi4life(m): 12:22pm On Jan 04, 2015
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Best joke of the year so far!!!!!!!!!

But seriously thats a real Newspaper ooo, so it was real grin grin grin
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by yungcyrus(m): 12:23pm On Jan 04, 2015
KillerBeauty:
If you read the story well, you for know. But u nor read am @ all you just rush go comment tongue
grin tongue[/quote]abi? No mind me! I'm prone to boring articles.......
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by nairalife2013(m): 1:10pm On Jan 04, 2015
Kennyfancy:
I guest she is 4rm the north
me to. But wait o. Did u sch in d north? Well, I dont GUEST so grin
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jan 04, 2015
Natasha2:
lmao grin
you no go church
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by Nobody: 1:43pm On Jan 04, 2015
At first I saw this funny, until I remembred that I once taught children for 4 yrs before I gained admission into the university.

Like I always tell parents, little children need motivation. Instead of flogging them, encourage them to work harder. I bet you, in ten yrs time, this lady will bring honour to her home. U never can undrstand what that party meant for her.
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by ayztech(f): 2:41pm On Jan 04, 2015
evita5:
Lol. Came home at d end of every session in d university with a best student award from my department and all I got for those 4 years were 'u sure so? U sure say na school dey give u all these awards?' And when I Graduated with a first class degree, all I got was an oversized dress I never wore sad angry
I wish they were my parents angry sad
lol...Even now I follow ask you, 'you sure so? U sure say U get 1st class??! cheesy

Just know ur moms was practically jumping and somersaulting in her bed that day...u shudav seen her peacock steps that period! They just wdnt want any of their excited eulogies messing with their prized assets brain. Parents!


Abeg that dress is symbolic and to be treasured o...you call it oversized but they see their pikin as larger than life, hence the size 40!
cheesy

Congrats gurrl!
Re: This Newspaper Clip Is So Hilarious. You Don't Wanna Regret Not Reading It by evita5(f): 2:55pm On Jan 04, 2015
ayztech:
lol...Even now I follow ask you, 'you sure so? U sure say U get 1st class??! cheesy

Just know ur moms was practically jumping and somersaulting in her bed that day...u shudav seen her peacock steps that period! They just wdnt want any of their excited eulogies messing with their prized assets brain. Parents!


Abeg that dress is symbolic and to be treasured o...you call it oversized but they see their pikin as larger than life, hence the size 40!
cheesy

Congrats gurrl!
Hahaha...@ur question, I sure wella...but thanks though. Your comment was both thoughtful and funny
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