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mynairatime:
o baby I got it! I am dead.

emusmith:
lol...She is my friend ... I mean it...

prettyjo:
wetin I do you??

englishmart:
the only unfair situation I know is "after taking her to shop-rite, then spent over a month's salary on her, she comes home to tell me she's on her period.?

I will remind her I was as well on my period when we went shopping

emusmith:
Picks mic... Thank you.

I've come to understand that ladies are special, as such should be treated with honour and dignity.
They can never be as strong and fast as we are so we have to overlook their shortcomings and focus more on their strength- Their Emotion.

How do i help a lady bring out the best in her and not by cause her to mourn, feel pain or regret ever knowing me? This is my pursuit.


In this thread, I highlighted Seven Unfair Situations Guys Get Ladies Into...



1. You get her to trust you and later cheat on her with her bestie.
You then call yourself, RoboCop or a Bad guy. She may still forgive you because her nature allows it but know this: One day, she can fall your hand or in some cases kill...


2. You tell your friends about your escapade with her just because she left you to get married to one who was ready. Do you know what? Everyone has a past and that is her past...you're holding on to. Get a life and move forward, bro!

3. She discards all her other suitors because of your promise of marriage only for you to call it off. Chai, you're wicked and if she speak words, e fit affect you!

4. You knew she was an "introvert" before you toasted her. Now you have her as your girl friend, you have the effrontery to be complaining here on Nairaland that " My girl friend is too quiet"- When you saw her was she talking?


5. Both of you agreed "No Sexx", three months after, because you spent a little on her na, You are changing to " Just One time, Please". Na wa for you o... Are you a learner?


6. You saw she had a big nose and bulgy eyes. You told her you loved her like that and the nose and the eyes were sexy. Now you're asking her, Aren't they too big? If you ask her, who she go go ask?


7. You tease her till she fell in love with you. You know she loves but you make her look like a fool around you. You won't even stylishly insinuate "Red light" to her to keep her at arms length but you keep flashing "Green Light". Guy, what do you want from her? You wan destroy her life ni? You send her texts only a guy could send to his girl, yet you say we are just friends. I laff!
She sees you every evening with other smaller girls not her age and you even greet her...You call yourself a Player? Time nor dey only pass girls, e dey pass guys too.


Guys, let's turn a leaf this year. Women are highly emotional and we should not take them for a ride. Let's honour and respect the ones we call our Love.

Drops mic..

fuckshit:
fücking good one OP… but for one who has once been a victim of a bad a$$ motherfücker bïtch of a wïtch; i fücking do not see them as being fücking emotional; rather i see them as trickishly smart beings

you've got to be constantly on fücking alert; reasoning with your head & not allowing your dïck do the fücking reasoning;

duni04:
The romance section should be abolished or scrapped. It generates too many useless threads, like this one

Ghostlady:
I didn't need to check the op before I knew it was you @ em.usmith....
Emusmith=7types of
Sa.mflexxy=5types of
Tosyne2.much=10types of
You guys are trying oooo

Heheheheheehehe

dorlapoh20:
waaaaoooooo this is beautiful.
Nice one @op

i just pray they listen and treat us well

emusmith:
Lol...gemmie the mic please..


@ Ploy and Princecalm, you guys should calm down..

I wrote a thread today titled:

Ten Dynamics Of Thread Creation


One Point was Specialization and Generalization:
I'm specifying from this ANGLE, I'm not neglecting the other ANGLE... I can write 15 points under that but FOR NOW, I am Specializing, not Generalizing.

That's why we usually have Counter Threads...but I would not stop other NLers from answering your questions though...

emusmith:
Picks mic... Thank you.

I've come to understand that ladies are special, as such should be treated with honour and dignity.
They can never be as strong and fast as we are so we have to overlook their shortcomings and focus more on their strength- Their Emotion.

How do i help a lady bring out the best in her and not by cause her to mourn, feel pain or regret ever knowing me? This is my pursuit.


In this thread, I highlighted Seven Unfair Situations Guys Get Ladies Into...



1. You get her to trust you and later cheat on her with her bestie.
You then call yourself, RoboCop or a Bad guy. She may still forgive you because her nature allows it but know this: One day, she can fall your hand or in some cases kill...


2. You tell your friends about your escapade with her just because she left you to get married to one who was ready. Do you know what? Everyone has a past and that is her past...you're holding on to. Get a life and move forward, bro!

3. She discards all her other suitors because of your promise of marriage only for you to call it off. Chai, you're wicked and if she speak words, e fit affect you!

4. You knew she was an "introvert" before you toasted her. Now you have her as your girl friend, you have the effrontery to be complaining here on Nairaland that " My girl friend is too quiet"- When you saw her was she talking?


5. Both of you agreed "No Sexx", three months after, because you spent a little on her na, You are changing to " Just One time, Please". Na wa for you o... Are you a learner?


6. You saw she had a big nose and bulgy eyes. You told her you loved her like that and the nose and the eyes were sexy. Now you're asking her, Aren't they too big? If you ask her, who she go go ask?


7. You tease her till she fell in love with you. You know she loves but you make her look like a fool around you. You won't even stylishly insinuate "Red light" to her to keep her at arms length but you keep flashing "Green Light". Guy, what do you want from her? You wan destroy her life ni? You send her texts only a guy could send to his girl, yet you say we are just friends. I laff!
She sees you every evening with other smaller girls not her age and you even greet her...You call yourself a Player? Time nor dey only pass girls, e dey pass guys too.


Guys, let's turn a leaf this year. Women are highly emotional and we should not take them for a ride. Let's honour and respect the ones we call our Love.

Drops mic..

emusmith:
Lol...gemmie the mic please..


@ Ploy and Princecalm, you guys should calm down..

I wrote a thread today titled:

Ten Dynamics Of Thread Creation


One Point was Specialization and Generalization:
I'm specifying from this ANGLE, I'm not neglecting the other ANGLE... I can write 15 points under that but FOR NOW, I am Specializing, not Generalizing.

That's why we usually have Counter Threads...but I would not stop other NLers from answering your questions though...

emusmith:
Picks mic... Thank you.

I've come to understand that ladies are special, as such should be treated with honour and dignity.
They can never be as strong and fast as we are so we have to overlook their shortcomings and focus more on their strength- Their Emotion.

How do i help a lady bring out the best in her and not by cause her to mourn, feel pain or regret ever knowing me? This is my pursuit.


In this thread, I highlighted Seven Unfair Situations Guys Get Ladies Into...



1. You get her to trust you and later cheat on her with her bestie.
You then call yourself, RoboCop or a Bad guy. She may still forgive you because her nature allows it but know this: One day, she can fall your hand or in some cases kill...


2. You tell your friends about your escapade with her just because she left you to get married to one who was ready. Do you know what? Everyone has a past and that is her past...you're holding on to. Get a life and move forward, bro!

3. She discards all her other suitors because of your promise of marriage only for you to call it off. Chai, you're wicked and if she speak words, e fit affect you!

4. You knew she was an "introvert" before you toasted her. Now you have her as your girl friend, you have the effrontery to be complaining here on Nairaland that " My girl friend is too quiet"- When you saw her was she talking?


5. Both of you agreed "No Sexx", three months after, because you spent a little on her na, You are changing to " Just One time, Please". Na wa for you o... Are you a learner?


6. You saw she had a big nose and bulgy eyes. You told her you loved her like that and the nose and the eyes were sexy. Now you're asking her, Aren't they too big? If you ask her, who she go go ask?


7. You tease her till she fell in love with you. You know she loves but you make her look like a fool around you. You won't even stylishly insinuate "Red light" to her to keep her at arms length but you keep flashing "Green Light". Guy, what do you want from her? You wan destroy her life ni? You send her texts only a guy could send to his girl, yet you say we are just friends. I laff!
She sees you every evening with other smaller girls not her age and you even greet her...You call yourself a Player? Time nor dey only pass girls, e dey pass guys too.


Guys, let's turn a leaf this year. Women are highly emotional and we should not take them for a ride. Let's honour and respect the ones we call our Love.

Drops mic..

jbaby265:
am not seeing anytin unfair here

kennynelcon:
Abi?, For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

emusmith:
5. Both of you agreed "No Sexx", three months after, because you spent a little on her na, You are changing to " Just One time, Please". Na wa for you o... ARE YOU A LEARNER?