It is a pity that most guys in here have decided to lower their standards, stooped so low, threw away their masculine dignity, etc just to attract females' attention, which in reality, is highly elusive. This phenomenon has succeeded in dragging many innocent guys into a state that they never bargained for. It is true that some men can create a situation that would make women feel somewhat superior to you; not necessarily caused by you, but you may suffer it if decide to be the scapegoat. It now becomes necessary for you to define your personality so that they know you don't tolerate bullshi.t!!!

Here are ways most guys fall their hands and paint their fellow male folks with shi.t:

1. Opening accounts with the names of females they have crush on! Thank God it is crush, and not love, because I wonder how possible it would be to love someone you have not seen. You want to open accounts with lady's names? Common man! Have you lost your identity? As soon as you do that, you have given your identity to the e-crush. Whatever you do now centres on her. The hard fact: she doesn't give a damn about you; she surely has a boyfriend who bleeps her in real life! You are just an e-loverboy Give yourselves dignity. A real woman appreciates respect; a small girl appreciates flattery. So why flatter?

2. Derailing nice threads because an e-crush is on the thread: Silly! Does that call for it? If you want to talk to her about your living-in fool's paradise love, why don't you pm her? Must you announce indirectly to everybody that visits the thread that you are crushing on her? You belittle yourself when you show how desperate you are ready to stoop so low, at the slightest opportunity. Women nor dey una area again? I just wonder whether these guys are monks that live in monasteries!

3. Begging a lady on a thread: Come off it boy! You need 24 strokes from a cane soaked in Cameroonian pepper. The moment you do this, the girl sees you as an emotionally weak dude. It would surprise you to know that these ladies are being approached by dudes in real life, day in, day out. If they could turn down these dudes and often times, fool them, what about you...an ordinary e-boyfriend? You deserve cane!!! You wan make diz girls dey feel one-thing one-thing for where real dudes dey abi?

4. Pretending to be Mr. Nice Guy when a lady insults you: Some dudes, will foolishly reply a lady who calls them names like 'goat' or 'slowpoke' with 'O, baby, but you know I was only joking na'. Nansense!!! You must not necessarily insult her in return, but it is very important that you make your position know that you don't tolerate insults and you wouldn't want her to try that, by any means again; that's if you want to act as a 'gentleman' But if na guy na e try to correct you, you go dey rain insults on his entire family. You dey fall your hand, bros!

5. Bashing Rapmoney when he tells you the truth: if I tell you the truth and you come dey bash me to win women attention, bros, you dey fall your hand, big time! Am just a brother and not a hater.

Please, note: I am not hating on anyone; just words from a concerned broda because most of these ladies will see it as you not being able to meet and date women offline.
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I didn't mention names even though I would love to do. I know the mods' van is on patrol...waiting to ban me if rules 2 & 3 are violated

Lmao..... i know the kind of men boyz in d romance section.. they left 2go and decided to putch their tents here.. damn!!!!

And the females too.... most of them are nothing to go by.. hehe.. someone would hate me fr this but wtheck!!!

redcliff:
Lmao..... i know the kind of men boyz in d romance section.. they left 2go and decided to putch their tents here.. damn!!!!

And the females too.... most of them are nothing to go by.. hehe.. someone would hate me fr this but wtheck!!!

Left alone, most of these ladies are love-starved but mugu guys go just make dem dey form rabbish.

You just made my morning.....hahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

I fell asleep while reading thi

Rapmoney:

Left alone, most of these ladies are love-starved but mugu guys go just make dem dey form rabbish.

Lol.. i dont even find the femaless on here worth drooling for...i would have love that one person doesnt see this but what the heck!!

nickz:
You just made my morning.....hahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah

Bros, na my mind I speak so. If I lie, make I suspend for air!

valmunich:
I fell asleep while reading thi

Don't tell me you are among them?

Sometimes, na konji dey cause am. Some of these dudes have not bleeped for the past 3 years!

Op you are blessed ijn



Nice thread tell em woman wrapper o make emm abstain

samflexxy:
Op you are blessed ijn



Nice thread tell em woman wrapper o make emm abstain

Dem dey there dey do e-luvy luvy and one correct dude dey bleep hell out of the girl

Yeah thats very terrible..N*ggaz come out here to spite dem selves for prolly one normal Iyana Ipaja Lady wen no even send em....berra get a real life lady dan chasing skirt or wud i say chats on Nairaland..e no worth am

valmunich:
I fell asleep while reading thi

Nice thread Op, saw a guy yesterday begging a gal on a particular thread going 'baby please, just your number so we'll connect personally, etc etc' and this was after she had told him no like 3 time already. I was like WTF? Babes no dey him area?

BasseyJ:
Nice thread Op, saw a guy yesterday begging a gal on a particular thread going 'baby please, just your number so we'll connect personally, etc etc' and this was after she had told him no like 3 time already. I was like WTF? Babes no dey him area?

roflwkmd

Op God go bless yu....tell em owh

i call it downgrading
na only mumu go do the aforementioned
nice one op

Thank you Op for this wonderful post.

lirusehn:

well written. I hardly vist romance section these dayz

Why?

lirusehn:




i can't stand the presence of some kids

Yea, too many kids. The op is right

Am guilty of number 2,I derail any thread if there is a fine gal ...but em gals know say I no be Mugu...abuse d one wey cross my path,and kiss my em gals rozzayy,natasha2

brito:




Yea, too many kids. The op is right

brito:

Happy new year, go to bed b4 I bring out koboko

agrovick:

Happy new year, go to bed b4 I bring out koboko

why are you awake? I want to do something now so I won't sleep

brito:





why are you awake? I want to do something now so I won't sleep

Just woke up not too long ago, I'v books to catch up with. Alright then, ensure u do it on time so u can get additional sleep time. Health is wealth

brito:





why are you awake? I want to do something now so I won't sleep

Babe, don't derail this thread o!

valmunich:
I fell asleep while reading thi

i fainte

Why e be say somepeople dey behave like say na their papa get nairaland,Dem go dey monitor ur every move like monitoring spirits,seriously can u guys like be free and do what ur mind tells u to do,u come here to drink panadol for another man headache,bro nairaland no be government get am na se.UN osewa the nice guy get am,if u hate what we boys do,u can go to Facebook and twitter and instagram.