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Rapmoney:
But you know I don't even like you. My babe fine pass you na.

brito:
She fine

selfoss:
U sef na coded woman wrapper..

how babes u don catch with this ya thread?

Rapmoney:
Why e dey pain u say I be anti-woman wrapper. Are u a learner?

ireneony:
you send you self.....you nor de my class

Rapmoney:
Do you have class? Haha...see, you can go to school but you can't buy class!

selfoss:
she no fine reach u..

Rapmoney:
Who be woman wrapper now? Why you dey quote a woman on top wetin nor concern you?

selfoss:
she no fine reach u..

brito:
You don see me before? make vex upload my pix here

selfoss:
haba
upload am yourself.

Rapmoney:
If una wan exchange pleasantries, make una go open shout-out threads!

selfoss:
Why the reason why i quote her concern you?

rapmoney mind yourself o..

brito:
op go pursue you with gun for him thread, no quote me here again. You can do that in another thread

Rapmoney:
If na woman now, ur mouth seal like say dem use bubble gum block am, as na man, ur mouth wan dey sharp like razor blade.

selfoss:
..

lolzzzz

oloshi..

why my mouth no go seal for woman.. when na woman born me.
na inside toto i comot.

abi na men u dey do?

Rapmoney:
You funny o! You think say na u get mouth pass, abi?

brito:
No mind selfoss, how you dey my broda?

selfoss:
He no answer you.
Ntoi

Unibenstudent:
Why e be say somepeople dey behave like say na their papa get nairaland,Dem go dey monitor ur every move like monitoring spirits,seriously can u guys like be free and do what ur mind tells u to do,u come here to drink panadol for another man headache,bro nairaland no be government get am na se.UN osewa the nice guy get am,if u hate what we boys do,u can go to Facebook and twitter and instagram.

dicefrost:
Smh, no insult intended, but i know you to be a professional 'woman wrapper' ... Face your book sir.

brito:
comot here

selfoss:
b for brito

brito:
s for sexfoss

selfoss:
hian. sexfoss

wait o, why u no dey receive pms na?

brito:
No mind selfoss, how you dey my broda?

dicefrost:
Smh, no insult intended, but i know you to be a professional 'woman wrapper' ... Face your book sir.

ggrin:
nickz
Happy new year dear


How you doing?

nickz:

Rapmoney:
It is a pity that most guys in here have decided to lower their standards, stooped so low, threw away their masculine dignity, etc just to attract females' attention, which in reality, is highly elusive. This phenomenon has succeeded in dragging many innocent guys into a state that they never bargained for. It is true that some men can create a situation that would make women feel somewhat superior to you; not necessarily caused by you, but you may suffer it if decide to be the scapegoat. It now becomes necessary for you to define your personality so that they know you don't tolerate bullshi.t!!!

Here are ways most guys fall their hands and paint their fellow male folks with shi.t:

1. Opening accounts with the names of females they have crush on! Thank God it is crush, and not love, because I wonder how possible it would be to love someone you have not seen. You want to open accounts with lady's names? Common man! Have you lost your identity? As soon as you do that, you have given your identity to the e-crush. Whatever you do now centres on her. The hard fact: she doesn't give a damn about you; she surely has a boyfriend who bleeps her in real life! You are just an e-loverboy Give yourselves dignity. A real woman appreciates respect; a small girl appreciates flattery. So why flatter?

2. Derailing nice threads because an e-crush is on the thread: Silly! Does that call for it? If you want to talk to her about your living-in fool's paradise love, why don't you pm her? Must you announce indirectly to everybody that visits the thread that you are crushing on her? You belittle yourself when you show how desperate you are ready to stoop so low, at the slightest opportunity. Women nor dey una area again? I just wonder whether these guys are monks that live in monasteries!

3. Begging a lady on a thread: Come off it boy! You need 24 strokes from a cane soaked in Cameroonian pepper. The moment you do this, the girl sees you as an emotionally weak dude. It would surprise you to know that these ladies are being approached by dudes in real life, day in, day out. If they could turn down these dudes and often times, fool them, what about you...an ordinary e-boyfriend? You deserve cane!!! You wan make diz girls dey feel one-thing one-thing for where real dudes dey abi?

4. Pretending to be Mr. Nice Guy when a lady insults you: Some dudes, will foolishly reply a lady who calls them names like 'goat' or 'slowpoke' with 'O, baby, but you know I was only joking na'. Nansense!!! You must not necessarily insult her in return, but it is very important that you make your position know that you don't tolerate insults and you wouldn't want her to try that, by any means again; that's if you want to act as a 'gentleman' But if na guy na e try to correct you, you go dey rain insults on his entire family. You dey fall your hand, bros!

5. Bashing Rapmoney when he tells you the truth: if I tell you the truth and you come dey bash me to win women attention, bros, you dey fall your hand, big time! Am just a brother and not a hater.

Please, note: I am not hating on anyone; just words from a concerned broda because most of these ladies will see it as you not being able to meet and date women offline.
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I didn't mention names even though I would love to do. I know the mods' van is on patrol...waiting to ban me if rules 2 & 3 are violated