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Fuuny bt true

1. Every hausa man is an Ab0ki.
2. Every kidnaper is either from edo or delta.
3. Every politician is a Ritualist.
4. Any girl from Aviele (located in Edo/Etsako) is a prostitute.
5. Every dirty woman is a yoruba person.
6. Every shawama/suya sellers are from the north
7. Every girl with a flatten breast is from the north (dem aboki don squeeze the hell outa the breast ).

In my service days in kaduna I was marrow shocked that one of my student never believed that there are people existing in Nigeria Who can't hear nor speak Hausa! thus Hausa is a universal language! I love Nigeria!!

All Yorubas are dirty
All ibos love money
All Hausas are Moslims
All Calabar girls are good in bed.

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,

Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?

Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution

Nne ,no be lie akwa ibom and calabar girls dem carry first for nakiology.

Other tribes dey learn ,na we wey dey enter all bushes fit confirm the kain animals wey never dey extinct.

Ok

Most Yoruba Girls are dirty with big yansh
.

Every light skin girl is from Igboland or the Southeast.

Esan girls are mami watas.

Anybody wey resemble monkey na Obasanjo pikin

Every Yoruba lady is dirty

Every person with a moniker like mine loves peace.

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,

Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?

Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution

. i support you especially when it comes to calabar gals issue.

Every nairalander is jobless

every yorouba person is dirty infact very dirty

Some are not misconception but facts
1.Most Yoruba girls are dirty.
2. A broke nigga can't hold on to a pretty igbo girl.
3. Girls from calabar love doing it
4. Every family in benin city has a daughter in Italy
5. BUHARI HAS NO CERTIFICATE!!!!!!

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,

Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?

Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution

All your 3 points are on prostitution, directly or indirectly.

Every hausa man is a gate man or suya seller.

Every igbo man likes moni

Evry yoruba man is a coward.wen fight start too much talk, no action.

April07:
Nigeria is a country blessed with soooo many ethnic groups and they do differ in soooo many ways.
Amongst these ethnic groups are the Yorubas, Efiks.......okay we know all this
So here are some common misconceptions about Nigerians by Nigerians... Yup within us..

1. Every Calabar person eats dog meat
Oh well.... Dog meat really is a specialty in Calabar but C'mon not everyone would eat their pet..

2. In TIV land, men show they value their friends by offering them their wives as kola when they come visiting
Yup! It was practised in TIV land oh so long ago.. But in this generation I guess not..

3. Only Northerners and Westerners have Tribal Marks
Nah... In the south, tribal marks are common.. I think the story behind most is "Casting out Ogbanje" I no know ooo..

4. Every Ogoni person is a descendant of Ken Saro Wiwa
We wish.... Trust me I know... Every time I say.. "I'm Ogoni" someone goes "Oh!!!! Saro Wiwa's Sister" Really tho??
Most people don't even know where Ogoni is... Na for Rivers state ooo.

5. Everyone with the same surname is related
Okay... That someones surname is Same as another doesn't mean they are related.. They might even be from different tribes. I've heard when gossip goes as "So the boy surname na Adeyemi? No wonder e get work for here becos oga na him broda" Oga's surname is Adeyemi.. Smh

6. Everybody is from the most popular town in their state
So every one from Delta state is a Warri sombori... No ooo.. Or that every Cross Riverian is a Calabar person... Or that every Rivers pikin na Ikwerre? No ooo... There are other LGA's too..

Well that's all I can remember for now... You can add yours..

THAW EVERY HAUSA MAN GOES WITH KNIFE IN HIS TROUSER!

Every Yoruba are in perpetual servitude to their master awusa

My addition on this topic
They say all people from isoko land are stingy and also marry plenty wifes, who tell u, abi u don marry all of the isoko finish.[img][/img]

That Edo guys are excellent in cultism and armed robbery

Nazcoj:
All Yorubas are dirty
All ibos love money
All Hausas are Moslims
All Calabar girls are good in bed.

Yoruba people r d most clean & intelligent people in Nigeria everybody knows that

Beamborla:
Every Yoruba lady is dirty

so people think yoruba girls are dirty?

I no know what to say self.

D one weh say Edo (Benin)girls and Italy. Trust me na Ashewo dem deh do.dh can knack for Africa.

What rbu satin self?ii deh come back.

A Nigerian that want good luck Jonathan next year is a bigot.he is a clueless leader simple.

If u are not hausa nor yoruba, then u are igbo especially if u are fair skinned ( misconceptions from yorubas and hausas )

If u are a business man and from Anambra then u are illiterate, yet Anambra produced the educated elites of igbo nation like zik, okadigbo, ojukwu, achebe, chimamanda, soludo, dora etc n still tops in competitive exam till date.

If u are from Niger Delta u are a militant

If u are anti-buhari, u are igbo (annoying rants from nairaland apc supporters )

esof1:
Every calabar girl is good in bed,

Every ibo girl likes money , which girl nor like money?

Edo girls go to Italy for prostitution

No jokes, but that italy part naa true ooh!!

"Abuja and lagos is a no-mans-land" the first time you enter abuja or lagos nah goat u see for street

All igbira people are wicked

Ugep people are cannibals

Islam does not have denomination like christianity

Ogoja people are dangerous

There are no nice people in lagos

[quote author=michaelmo11 post=26649479]Every Ekiti man is strong-headed and likes to fight. Abi ooo, i be ekiti nd am nt strong- headed nd like to fight.

funmilayoB:
Yoruba people r d most clean & intelligent people in Nigeria everybody knows that

Are the yoruba's in lagos from another planet?

Jwonder:
Are the yoruba's in lagos from another planet?

I wonder.

April07:
Nigeria is a country blessed with soooo many ethnic groups and they do differ in soooo many ways.
Amongst these ethnic groups are the Yorubas, Efiks.......okay we know all this
So here are some common misconceptions about Nigerians by Nigerians... Yup within us..

1. Every Calabar person eats dog meat
Oh well.... Dog meat really is a specialty in Calabar but C'mon not everyone would eat their pet..

2. In TIV land, men show they value their friends by offering them their wives as kola when they come visiting
Yup! It was practised in TIV land oh so long ago.. But in this generation I guess not..

3. Only Northerners and Westerners have Tribal Marks
Nah... In the south, tribal marks are common.. I think the story behind most is "Casting out Ogbanje" I no know ooo..

4. Every Ogoni person is a descendant of Ken Saro Wiwa
We wish.... Trust me I know... Every time I say.. "I'm Ogoni" someone goes "Oh!!!! Saro Wiwa's Sister" Really tho??
Most people don't even know where Ogoni is... Na for Rivers state ooo.

5. Everyone with the same surname is related
Okay... That someones surname is Same as another doesn't mean they are related.. They might even be from different tribes. I've heard when gossip goes as "So the boy surname na Adeyemi? No wonder e get work for here becos oga na him broda" Oga's surname is Adeyemi.. Smh

6. Everybody is from the most popular town in their state
So every one from Delta state is a Warri sombori... No ooo.. Or that every Cross Riverian is a Calabar person... Or that every Rivers pikin na Ikwerre? No ooo... There are other LGA's too..

Well that's all I can remember for now... You can add yours..

Every yoruba women r dirty down below most common misconception

Jwonder:
No jokes, but that italy part naa true ooh!!

Why I never go?