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Lol. Nairalanders will not kill somebody. If a girl uploads full pictures they will say she is flat and looks like mgbeke, if she uploads half, they'll say maybe she's crippled

BoiledCorn:
Pleas not to be of offence to anyone but in almost all profile pic I seen, their bosom is cut of from pic only big head and neck is it big head we want?
And when below is visible they wear bogos cloth to hide it. Its unfair
If you are not posting full front and back picture don't post at all

Ferano lead this females by example and post full front and back for us

Piss!

that's online advertisements, most of them are sex worker and other are in search of husband.

Boiledcorn again?

That guy get furious too much, well ladies on here are waiting for the century u gonna smile!

BoiledCorn:
Pleas not to be of offence to anyone but in almost all profile pic I seen, their bosom is cut of from pic only big head and neck is it big head we want?
And when below is visible they wear bogos cloth to hide it. Its unfair
If you are not posting full front and back picture don't post at all

Ferano lead this females by example and post full front and back for us

Piss!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nothing person no go see o... Don't worry I'll upload my full pix again

farano:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nothing person no go see o... Don't worry I'll upload my full pix again

Please do!

LewisO:
Please do!

*Hiohiohiohiohio* all I know is that I am wonderfully made

farano:
*Hiohiohiohiohio* all I know is that I am wonderfully made

I know I can sense that! But am now having crunch on u, and I pray I won't get crushed!

LewisO:
I know I can sense that! But am now having crunch on u, and I pray I won't get crushed!

hmmmmmm!

see jamb question

Mprex is different

Tinubu:
Ok

#bakfromban

CONFIDENTIAL LETTER

Dear Mr Boiled-Corn,

I am happy to inform you that Yahweh hath revealed unto his servant the reasons why babes on Nairaland choose bust and face shots over full body shots... Please note that this vision is 100% accurate like bullet from actor's gun. And you are the privileged recipient of this celestial revelation They are thus:

1- They are flat... These ones hath been fearfully made by Yahweh. Diverse implements have to be brought in to mitigate the disaster. Push-up bras, Marykay, concealer, aborted baby oil, blushers, eyeliners, and secondary hair can work a lot of miracles on upper body parts.... Apart from the the 1500 naira nyansh-enhancers, little can be done for supplementing lower-body endowments... If you no get am, you no get am be dat

2- They are too perfect... These ones have been wonderfully made by Yahweh.. They have no need for mortals' approval of their perfection... In fact, they would rather you kept your lecherous eyes off their body... The fact that they even deem us worthy to behold their angelic faces and Cowbell busts, is a matter for which we should all praise Yahweh for...

3- The Trannies.. Hmmmm ... Yahweh hath commanded thee, o Boiled-Corn, to preach the message of salvati.on to these ones.. Boys masquerading as girls is a sin that Yahweh abhoreth from the depth of his being.... Their damnation awaitheth them like an armed robber ...

DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER I POST IN THIS SEXTION...


#pleasedontban

No2 suits moi

farano:
*Hiohiohiohiohio* all I know is that I am wonderfully made

I swear we need a lie detector in romance sextion

elantraceey:




No2 suits moi

thank God you know that you are joking.

Lmao,this Boiled corn self i am wondering how many f profile you don check,you dey try oo.Nl guys wey no how to bash evn though we upload full pics u go still call us ugly so y full pics then?

Lol . Op, that's a lie.

krall:
thank God you know that you are joking.

am not joking

farano:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nothing person no go see o... Don't worry I'll upload my full pix again

so you want to sample ya "goods" online. i am waiting.

Kachisbarbie:
You're back?
Good question
That's why I wanna open new accounts to like sleekyshuga and softysparky's profile pictures over and over!

Anyway, reason is simple.
Nairaland guys could be dumb @times.
They would start saying shii like..."bring that a*s here"..."where is ur a*s?"
Only portrait pic babes put, they take it upon themselves to tell you, you're ugly or not beautiful...highly preposterous...unconscionable level of fatuity

huh?

elantraceey:




No2 suits moi

Having measured your pishure on the Tinubu Richter scale.....

A girl confident enough to upload a pix in which her hair is unmade is worthy of an....





















8/10

Please submit full body photo to claim the remaining two marks

ehen boiledcorn so you go just sit down dey check every profile with (f)



May you be delivered from the spirit of woman wrappering

Tinubu:
Having measured your pishure on the Tinubu Richter scale.....

8/10

Please submit full body photo to claim the remaining two marks

8/10


That's pass mark o


i nor even need the extra two marks self , i dash ireneony

elantraceey:
am not joking

let me believe you.

Tallesty1:
I don't check their profile so I haven't noticed.

Uncle, why are you lying?

chimerase2:
Mprex is different

lol. Sweetie. How are you?

krall:
let me believe you.

You've gat no other choice

Mprex:
lol. Sweetie. How are you?

baby amu not fine
U left me not only dat u and kingtom chased me out of romance sextion

elantraceey:
8/10


That's pass mark o


i nor even need the extra two marks self , i dash ireneony

You want to wake a sleeping dog



O.Y.O

Hmmmmm.....Boiledcorn!!!! Ride on sha

farano:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nothing person no go see o... Don't worry I'll upload my full pix again

"Farano" please don't ban that guy (Boiledcorn) seems he's trying to put pressure on u on here! pity him he's your boy!

Am on my kneels pleading on his behalf!

lolz, u go fear advertisment nah.

farano:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nothing person no go see o... Don't worry I'll upload my full pix again

thats the spirit!!! please dont wear a bogos clothing.