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Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by MrTeymee(m): 8:08am On Jan 09, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Did u called a seNsitive fact like this Religious Bigotry? Like seriously? Are Nigerian youths this dumb? Smh
That is not a fact. He deliberately omitted the names of christians. Why is Yemi osinbajo not on that list? He was just being a bloody bigot. His points are invalid
And lastly u don't have to insult people to get your points through. Makes you look immaturesmiley
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by 1Nairaboy(m): 8:10am On Jan 09, 2015
MrTeymee:
JonaTAN started it actually. They have a point
Fulanies nd Arewas 're d divisive
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Makks777(m): 8:13am On Jan 09, 2015
naijadeyhia:
My conscience has never been for sale and I vote for character and not party. Even if he lost in 2011 I voted for him and give or take he wins or looses in 2015 he still will get my vote. This is not a lottery where u play by odds...This is life for most. This is deciding for generations who are yet tugging on their mothers breasts and scribbling with their crayons. HE STILL HAS MY VOTE.
I really respect your good visions for the generation ahead..but you can't be certain you're behind the right man...am not following anyone blindly, normally I would go for GEJ..but if he is not strong enuf to halt enemy tactics, then God will choose His man...I don't think buhari is that man...he is just power hungry..he is certainly not coming to serve...not with those bloody comments of his...
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by hotwax: 8:18am On Jan 09, 2015
Makks777:
Lol..nigga...am touched....that is one shallow thinking...bombings everywhere.... just for sympathy?.. you just succeeded in calling the President a beast....but then again ..borrow a common sense,who needs the bombings most?
1.someone that wants sympathy
2.someone that wants power.

being logical,who would need d bombing more?
Someone that want you to see reason why somebody is trying to make his government ungovernable.

Let me tell you this.

Has Jonathan executed any sponsor or boko-haram member? NO

WHat is stopping him since all these years?

Dont tell me the sponsors of Boko-haram are ghost. We know of Alimodu Sherif...And he is a PDP memeber...He cant arrest his party memebrs..

You dare not try that with Obasanjo even as useless as Obasanjo, U can never try that..

Remember this fact..

Asari Dokubo was a disgraced prisoner under Obasanjo...He is always in detention..He is now a billionare celebrity.

Can you see logic with your brain?

The logic is...You are the president...the CinC..the most powerful man in Nigeria,,,You are incharge of the military...airforce, navy and yet somebody is derailing your government...you deserve 10000 stroke of cane.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Heart2heart(m): 8:19am On Jan 09, 2015
Hahahahhahahah! Dude u no go kill me oh! But why APC goons get all these lie lie names? I hear Lie mohamed, I hear solomon Liar! Abeg why all these lies? Lies go full their government oh!
zigger:
APC shedding aligator tears since.....
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Okudiover(m): 8:19am On Jan 09, 2015
ABEG OH! THESE ARE BUT A FEW OF THE CHANGES I NEED FROM THE GOVERNMENT THAT COMES TO POWER COME FEBUHARI 14TH 2015. AND THAT IS TO REVIEW THE FOLLOWING:
Univestigated corrupt practices of GEJ's Administration.
1. $3m Farouk Lawan scandal
2. $6.6b petroleum subsidy scandal
3. N60b police pension fund scandal
4N225m Oduah's car scandal. ( this one happened the time Nigerian students (both the university, poly and college of education at the same time) were on strike for almost a year.
5. N10b deziani private jet scandal
6. N10b laundered by Lamido
7. Missing $20b from the federation account.
8. Haliru Mohammed €1m bribe
9. $180n halliburton scam
10. $1.1b malabu bribery scandal
11. $32b ill-equiped defence scandal
12. $7.13b port authority scam
13. Immigration death scandal
14. Barth Nnaji NEPA scandal
15. Dame dollar laundering scandal.
16. $15m arms deal scandal
17. Femi fani kayode money laundering scandal, now gej/sambo campaign organisation media commander.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by 1Nairaboy(m): 8:28am On Jan 09, 2015
MrTeymee:
JonaTAN started it actually. They have a point
Fulanies nd Arewas 're d divisive, using divide nd conquer mechanism like bokos haram 2 gain power since they re born 2 rule
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by lummylummy: 8:35am On Jan 09, 2015
olusolaj:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this:
1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim).
2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim).
3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim).
4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim).
5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim).
6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim).
7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim).
8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim).
10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim).
11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim).
12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim).
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert).
14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim).
15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim).
Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.
Most times I tell people to be careful of what they think, because it's sometimes far from reality. Why should I take what you think when I have what I think. This hasn't work, try another means.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by onyiloyi(m): 8:36am On Jan 09, 2015
lol....two of a kind! D[quote author=januzaj post=29614113]come2015...he ll shed elephant tears
Buhari till BANCE wins world sexiest player

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"[/quot
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Nikky4izuu: 8:37am On Jan 09, 2015
APC lost dis election d very day they chose Buhari as their presidential flag bearer. So , on dt note, i condole wt APC faithful n ask them to wait for another four years to make a better choice. Good luck to Nigeria. Old cargo Buhari, your cows are calling you, dia broda.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by ahmedisah(m): 8:50am On Jan 09, 2015
olusolaj:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this:
1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim).
2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim).
3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim).
4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim).
5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim).
6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim).
7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim).
8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim).
10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim).
11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim).
12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim).
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert).
14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim).
15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim).
Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.
Pls, send this to Fr. Mbaka to heip you
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by kjhova(m): 9:03am On Jan 09, 2015
Makks777:
OK..use your uncommon sense and tell me why GEJ would be behind boko haram?..
Maybe he plans to weaken both the North & our Federal Army with the BH insurgency, equip Niger Delta militants with contracts to Asari, Tompolo etc to procure armament then ultimately declare a Niger Delta Republic to be defended & dominated by him & his Ijaw fellows.

Maybe...just maybe this a plausible plot.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by auch22: 9:09am On Jan 09, 2015
olusolaj:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this:
1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim).
2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim).
3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim).
4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim).
5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim).
6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim).
7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim).
8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim).
10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim).
11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim).
12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim).
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert
AM am a pious christain but i dont belive dat somebody must be a christain before i vote him, even jesus christ said it. abraham the father of isreal wasnt he a PAGAN before GOD called him.
by d way would u call a man whose wife steals money in a jet to another country a CHRISTAIN.
A man who shields corrupt officers a
14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim).
15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim).
Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by auch22: 9:11am On Jan 09, 2015
olusolaj:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this:
1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim).
2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim).
3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim).
4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim).
5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim).
6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim).
7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim).
8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim).
10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim).
11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim).
12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim).
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert
AM am a pious christain but i dont belive dat somebody must be a christain before i vote him, even jesus christ said it. abraham the father of isreal wasnt he a PAGAN before GOD called him.
by d way would u call a man whose wife steals money in a jet to another country a CHRISTAIN.
A man who shields corrupt officers a CHRISTAIN.
A man who causes national division by his upseeting comments A CHRISTAIN.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GMB 2015

14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim).
15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim).
Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Makks777(m): 9:16am On Jan 09, 2015
hotwax:
Someone that want you to see reason why somebody is trying to make his government ungovernable.

Let me tell you this.

Has Jonathan executed any sponsor or boko-haram member? NO

WHat is stopping him since all these years?

Dont tell me the sponsors of Boko-haram are ghost. We know of Alimodu Sherif...And he is a PDP memeber...He cant arrest his party memebrs..

You dare not try that with Obasanjo even as useless as Obasanjo, U can never try that..

Remember this fact..

Asari Dokubo was a disgraced prisoner under Obasanjo...He is always in detention..He is now a billionare celebrity.

Can you see logic with your brain?

The logic is...You are the president...the CinC..the most powerful man in Nigeria,,,You are incharge of the military...airforce, navy and yet somebody is derailing your government...you deserve 10000 stroke of cane.
I only asked you to choose between the two things I stated.. but you went on with your rants that makes sense only to dafts..are you a woman?..cuz you sure are lengthy-mouthed
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by chuka5000(m): 9:17am On Jan 09, 2015
januzaj:
come2015...he ll shed elephant tears
Buhari till BANCE wins world sexiest player

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
Pls don't do dirty jokes with the name of the dead. May Dora akunyili's gentle soul rest in perfect peace.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Makks777(m): 9:18am On Jan 09, 2015
kjhova:
Maybe he plans to weaken both the North & our Federal Army with the BH insurgency, equip Niger Delta militants with contracts to Asari, Tompolo etc to procure armament then ultimately declare a Niger Delta Republic to be defended & dominated by him & his Ijaw fellows.

Maybe...just maybe this a plausible plot.
there are two ways to a 'maybe'...OK...I choose the other maybe
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by januzaj(m): 9:22am On Jan 09, 2015
chuka5000:
Pls don't do dirty jokes with the name of the dead. May Dora akunyili's gentle soul rest in perfect peace.
I didnt do dirty jokes with her name ...I only showed how intelligent she was
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by JahsPet: 9:38am On Jan 09, 2015
HE HAS BEEN SWINDLED OF OUR COMONWEALTH LONG TYM AGO cry cry cry
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by emeka2847: 9:38am On Jan 09, 2015
hotwax:
Did you see the way Jonathan delivered his speech yesterday? I was ashamed of myself ...what if foreigners watch that same speech ?
Can you boast Jonathan even went to school at all talkless of PHD certificate?
A bus conductor would have done better
taharqa:
Plz, who takes any word that proceeds out of d mouth of Alhaji LIAR Mohammed seriously these days??

NEXT!!
What is lie here? That Jonathan does church to church campaign? The next time he brings his politics to my church we'll boot him out.

He only spreads religious sentiment.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Louislewis: 9:49am On Jan 09, 2015
[size=14pt]Quote from Buhari..

“Sharia should be introduced in full across Nigeria…I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria…God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in this country… It is a legal responsibility which God has given us.”

Born to Rule attitude from the North.

Selfish reasons from politicians

These are the reasons why nigeria is more divided [/size]
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by fxskye: 9:51am On Jan 09, 2015
olusolaj:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this:
1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim).
2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim).
3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim).
4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim).
5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim).
6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim).
7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim).
8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim).
10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim).
11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim).
12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim).
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert).
14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim).
15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim).
Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.
Another PDP goons on Divisive Politics........Come May 29, 2015 will make 16 yrs of Nigeria Democracy. Out of which 14yrs Christians (OBJ-8 & GEJ-6) have ruled and only 2 yrs (Yar'dua) by a Muslim.

Why PDP/GEJ supporters so myopic in their thinking? ............Is APC Nat. Chairman (Oyegun) a Muslim? In fact, PDP will soon tell us that Adam Oshiomole of Edo State is a Muslim.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by EmmyDe25(m): 9:52am On Jan 09, 2015
olusolaj:
Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check out this:
1. Party Leader - North: Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim).
2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Muslim).
3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim).
4. Deputy National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim).
5. National Secretary: Tijjani Musa Tumsah (Muslim).
6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim).
7. National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim).
8. National Treasurer: Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa (Muslim).
10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim).
11. National Legal Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim).
12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim).
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert).
14. EX-officio Member: Muniru Muse (Muslim).
15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim).
Yet, these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

Share to all Christian you know to vote wisely.
Guy this shii is old and there is no truth to it. National chairman Bisi Akande? Get your head opened up and stop doing Copy and Paste.
Alot of things had changed in your bunkum list. I believe you can do better.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by fxskye: 9:56am On Jan 09, 2015
Louislewis:
[size=14pt]Quote from Buhari..

“Sharia should be introduced in full across Nigeria…I will continue to show openly and inside me the total commitment to the Sharia movement that is sweeping all over Nigeria…God willing, we will not stop the agitation for the total implementation of the Sharia in this country… It is a legal responsibility which God has given us.”

Born to Rule attitude from the North.

Selfish reasons from politicians

These are the reasons why nigeria is more divided [/size]
Is Sharia not being practiced across the country? Part of Sharia is the 5-Times Obligation Sal'at for Muslim in which nobody can prosecute any Muslim for observing sal'at in any part of the country.

Check out the people of Akfipo North in Eboyin State which are predominantly Muslims.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Akuneshiobike(m): 9:59am On Jan 09, 2015
januzaj:
come2015...he ll shed elephant tears
Buhari till BANCE wins world sexiest player

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"
lolzzz...i don laff so tey my stomach don dey pain me oo!
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by Femocher(m): 9:59am On Jan 09, 2015
JECBOSS:
To hell with APC and their Selfish Propaganda.
Nigerians are wiser now.
Apc wit there stupid post
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by mfm04622: 10:02am On Jan 09, 2015
BasseyJ:
APC and their troubles, at least Jonathan isn't inciting people to violence with blood of monkeys and baboon comments
I have no doubt you have comprehension problem while in school! How many times do you need to be told that it is a colloquial statement that meant "the contest will be tough?" How many times do you need to be told that statement was translated literally by newspapers looking for headlines to sell newspapers? People like you have been singing with it since even with after being educated.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by mfm04622: 10:07am On Jan 09, 2015
anonimi:
It seems Alhaji LIE Muhammed is irredeemable from his addiction to propagate FALSEHOOD without thinking.

[b][b]Jonathan clearly said at [b]Mapo Hall, Ibadan during the 2011 campaign that the South West is TOO IMPORTANT to be led by rascals.[/b][/b][/b] Is the Chief Propagandist of APC saying that the south west is not important or what huh

I hope Alhaji LIE Muhammed has not also being infected by the Cow Cloned Brain Syndrome, CCBS shocked
What does the that statement mean? That statement mean those presently leading South West are rascals? That statement mean South West Leaders, elected or elders are rascals! Just because they belong to another party? Seems communication problem is not limited to Madam Peace in your party!
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by miqos02(m): 10:12am On Jan 09, 2015
but the man didnt cry yesterday now?
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by akajos4real: 10:24am On Jan 09, 2015
Olusolaj, you can't be a Christian, at best you are a Pagan.
You spread hate and dis-unity and it is not Christianity, Discuss the issue and leave religion out of politics because the solution to our common problems is not religion.
No Light?
No Water?
No Road?
Poor Infrastructure?
Poor Quality of Education?
None of the above has anything to do with religion.
Is Fashola not a Muslim and Uduaghan a Christian? Who has done better?
LEAVE RELIGION OUT OF THIS.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by coldFLARES1(m): 10:40am On Jan 09, 2015
hotwax:
Point of correction Jonthan is behind boko-haram.

50% of our budget is used for fighting boko-haram, yet our military guys are not getting weapons, but boko-haram are getting modern sophisticated weapons...COmmon sense will tell you our budget is going to boko-haram..

Azazi said PDP=Boko-Haram...

Reason man..Use your head....
My brother, it grieves the heart that his raving fans have shut their faculties to logical and sensible inferences. This man keeps killing civilians as well as soldiers in the NE thru his BH to gain political advantage, yet some numbskulls will eternally express outrage over 11 or so corps members that unfortunately lost their lives in the violence that trailed the 2011 presidential polls. For heavens sake, more than 13,000 people (including corpers, undergraduates, farmers, businessmen and women, security agents) have died because of the indecisiveness of the president, yet they want to pull wool over our eyes by pointing in the direction of a man and a party they love to hate.
Re: Jonathan Shedding Crocodile Tears After Polarizing Nigerians – APC by corruptst(m): 11:00am On Jan 09, 2015
Samchelsea:
Jonathan Finished FAILbuhari today hence this rants
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In 1984 when buhari was President I had to queue on
the line before I can get milk" - President Goodluck
Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan
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Buhari says Jonathan has done nothing for Nigerians
meanwhile GEJ built the only Fed Uni in his state. Is a
university nothing?
University to churn out graduates with no jobs!
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