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byvan:
What happens to bathing him?

emusmith:
Amen ooooo

emusmith:
Put the blame on my Caterer mum...Her food no get mate...I can eat excess if a food is very sweet... I love ladies for many things but one of them is good cooking skills- like you're learning so... can you cook fried rice? I really am missing something...

emusmith:
I didn't mean that...

englishmart:
are women supposed to knot tye?

It will not look sexy at all.

emusmith:
Funny, Are you speaking from experience?

emusmith:
Yea...Besides I added a Disclaimer: It's not for everyone. If you ask me, I would suggest you keep to these, at least...

InZA:
Most of your threads are nice but really I think you should know when to chill.... You know, step it down a notch a little.

It's starting to seem as if everything about you is centred on women and for a man it's not really an attractive trait.

Quite frankly, I'm not hating on you... I respect the time and effort you use to "conjure" all your threads... But if you don't create a thread in a week, I believe your phone would not mysteriously evaporate.

JustMyCandidOpinion

chidyhels:
Do all these for the wrong guy and your second name will be SORRY!

anthoniaz:
Nice...these things help create a bond in couples. Little things matter.

Shaving his armpits too.

bioduneberry:
What about his b.a.l.l.s?

anthoniaz:
Wetin be ur own na?

BabylonCruise:
am still searching for any of your threads recently wit Google search engine nd I keep getting 'No result found'. Enemy of progress,God is watching you on HD

bioduneberry:
Lol i was just curious don't mind me.

emusmith:
I still believe this is possible.
Some ladies exist that could do this. Yes! I don't know if they're on NairaLand sha but I know they're alive somewhere.
You can call them Love Doctors. They are the ones R.Kelly was referring to when he sang that song titled, "WHEN A WOMAN LOVES"

Guys, if you find such ones, you'll be walking on the streets smiling. People will be like, Is this man mad? Yes! You're madly in love with your wife.

Follow me as I highlight Seven Sweet Extras A Wife Does For Her Husband

NOTE: This is not applicable to all males/ females.


1. Cutting his toenails.

She notices your toenails growing so long and you know, some men don't care about "little things" like that. She does it for him. At that moment, she is in charge of his heart! She is 50% sure of getting whatever she wants. DON'T MAKE THAT YOUR AIM.


2. Jumping and Playing on his back

Stop being an adult all of a sudden! Play and leap on his back.
One of many things a man loves but much familiarity and 'over maturity' won't let him know how to even spew it out of his mouth is this.
She better not be robust, lol...Even if she's robust, the man can still manage it...



3. Feeding him

This is especially when he is not too strong... Even when he is sound, doing it brings flavour to your relationship and give him the butterfly feeling. No matter how "ajekpako" he is, he loves it. He loves the feeling. Give it to him. Put the garri in his mouth. That's how to take a man's heart. Not by dragging rights!


4. Helping him knot his tye

This may look foreign, but No! It is not meant for the first five months of your marriage only. Some ladies came to me to teach them how to knot a tie- they want to be doing this for their husband.
It's fun and it shows love!

5. Massaging his laps and legs

Sometimes, your man returns from early morning road work or even from work. You see him complaining of how his laps are so heavy. Give him a massage. Massage his laps, legs and toes, if possible.


6. Constantly Packaging
Food in his food flask to work.

My friend's aunty does this. He packs for the children and the husband too. The husband so much talk about her in the office, other men get intimidated and employed the scheme, lol! This man loves his wife! They are not soooo wealthy...She works o. The man comes from work every day to get a glass of juice first, then bathroom and food...TV and bed. The man too will perform well on bed by force na...

7. Welcoming him with a peck from work as she takes his suit.

If it is good for the goose then it is good for the gander. It is not just a "White People" thing. It is a practice that could change your husband's treatment of you.


He loves you whether you do these things or not BUT when you train yourself to do them, he will not only love you, He will LIKE you.

LIKING someone is admiring the person.
He may love you just for peace to reign and the law demands it.
But for him to really really really LIKE you, you have to somehow go out of your way to do some LITTLE EXTRAs to HELPing him better.


DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T TRY THIS FOR A NIGERIAN MAN. It is a lie! Love has no language. It is the language you give it that it assumes. Love is universal. If it works for that white lady, it will work for you because we are the same.

Have a nice day.

AriDsexy:
*clears throat*

Cherlene:
Greetings

These distinct details are beyond prize [cherished].
I am assured woman like this exist.
Pleased to affirm I AM ONE. Submissively awaiting to do THE ATOP RECOUNTS. [ When married! ]

Regards,
Cherlene.

1bkaye:
Neither did I

MrsAnyanwu:
I do some of these for hubby when he's around ..... ;Dahh shoki

bioduneberry:
Lol i was just curious don't mind me.

Rendezvou:
If you make her happy, she can do all these and even more. Its a nice piece for both husband and wife to learn from- husbands who do not respect and activate 'happy mood' in their wives always should not expect these first class treatments.

emusmith:
Single?

Cherlene:
Greetings

Not wedded nor lone [single].
Currently in a far-off [distant] courtship relationship.

Have a refreshing day ahead.

Regards,
Cherlene.

emusmith:
You too.

Cherlene:
Thank you.

Regards,
Cherlene.

emusmith:
Are you this polite?

Cherlene:
Awhh, I aim to be, TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY.
Kindly read the QUOTATION [attached file].

May I ask why?

Regards,
Cherlene.

emusmith:
It's my way of saying Your Attitude Is Catchy! I appreciate your use of Soft words...
I read that and also saved it. Thanks!

To Add: You're a Wife Material.