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Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by koredeolanrewaju(m): 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2015

Counting money infront of atm is very common to pple. Lolz

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by arshavineering(m): 9:11pm On Jan 11, 2015

musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

mister man no amount of persuasion and incitement will make any person switch camp by this time. come Feb14, the election will take place in peace hopefully. let our votes count and let there be peace afterwards; that's my ernest prayer..

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by BISIXCLUSIVE: 9:17pm On Jan 11, 2015

samseen02:
N0. 9 4ny die! BISIXCLUSIVE cum here cum laf small

bur no 9.is not funny.

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by bakingsoda: 9:21pm On Jan 11, 2015

@2 counting your money in front of atm is not really funny because there is cctv recording the event. If your money is incomplete, one should be able to go into the bank to complain. All they need to is playback and rectify the issue. I have never witnessed or experienced it though, #justsaying.

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Adiwana: 9:23pm On Jan 11, 2015

I do no7 wella cos of experience..was going home after schl wit my fnds arund december time wen an okada man wey dey go on main road corner for our side wif full speed,stretched his hands towards J.T of my frnd.so the guy notice am,cme shift aside..thank God im no touch am,for now wetin we for don talk?

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Janet101(f): 9:28pm On Jan 11, 2015

musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

100+1 likes for u

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by donmalcolm21(m): 9:29pm On Jan 11, 2015

shachris03:
it's only in Naija that people drink salt water in order to prevent ebola.

it's only in Naija that ordinary stealing is not corruption.

It's only in Naija that 5 presidents are ruling one Nation.

I think yours is very dry, check into AY school of comedy plz

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by elantraceey(f): 9:36pm On Jan 11, 2015

Ipledge:
baby let's share ur money

come and take na tongue

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by taiocol: 9:37pm On Jan 11, 2015

musb92yahooco:
As the presidential Election approaches remember these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account

They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another 4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

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Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by cecebliss: 9:38pm On Jan 11, 2015

Mr moderator were u there when he stole d money?

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jan 11, 2015

elantraceey:

come and take na

no do this to ur husband naa

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 10:13pm On Jan 11, 2015

How's 9 a statement of Fact?

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by agoadiv(m): 10:32pm On Jan 11, 2015

its only in Nigeria dat we check expiry date of gala after eating it

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by wordbank(m): 10:41pm On Jan 11, 2015

It is only in Nigeria that when you Walking in the public & someone mistakenly hit you,you touch ur Private Part(Men).
Omo no joke reach dia ooo

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by 12ema: 10:47pm On Jan 11, 2015

Dammielog:
FUNNY BUT TRUE NIGERIA FACT :

1. The Toilet, best place to eat a stolen meat.

2. Why count your money in front of the ATM?
Will you return it if it's incomplete or is there a
button that says "incomplete''?

3. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk
in the exam room when the question clearly
said"Discuss''

4. Some girls are looking for tall guys with
pink lips and six packs when their father is short, potbellied with pommo lips.

5. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will
stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film.

6. If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even
Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided.

7. It is only in Nigeria that when you Walking in the public & someone mistakenly hit you,you touch ur Private Part(Men).

8. It is only In Nigeria that if a Man ask a lady of her fone number it means she want to be Wooed by d Man.

9. You've been Engaged since 2010, till today
you're still ENGAGED.
MY sister,you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please
return that key holder

10. If runs girls don't fail sundays church services I wonder who will?

Guys shey I Lie?

Someone please tell me the OP made that up.

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Preshochyx(m): 10:49pm On Jan 11, 2015

blueto:

my guy u get time sha.. lol

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 10:56pm On Jan 11, 2015

Preshochyx:

my guy u get time sha.. lol

you neva here of copy and paste? grin

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Preshochyx(m): 10:59pm On Jan 11, 2015

blueto:
you neva here of copy and paste?

Hehehehe... I feel u bro

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by dapsy4u2(m): 10:59pm On Jan 11, 2015

It is only in Nigeria that you come out of your house with a girl and the thot is that you just had sex!

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jan 11, 2015

fortunes0215:

But why? Is everything alright....

Yes o. Everything is fine. How is everything over there?

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jan 11, 2015

if yo in ibadan always make sure u perform dah number seven well o.....those dah understand will understand

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by kenx1(m): 11:39pm On Jan 11, 2015

cramjones:
One funny fact is that a country so blessed is ruled by a nonentity who calls a big booty woman to back it up on him after close to 300 girls were kidnapped. A nonentity who keeps mute while 2000 of his citizens are murdered.

Now compare and contrast these two pictures - France after a terrorist attack, and Nigeria after a rather more massive one - and tell if this is not a funny, albeit curious fact about Nigeria.

-CramJones

I cry 4 9ja

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by ligopedro: 11:43pm On Jan 11, 2015

lanxlot:
D oda day, 1 jux de waka pax My own oo...4 corner of road na Im 1 pson mistakenly stone me with groundnut wen he dun chop finish, tied in a cellophane....4 My amu. Na d tin I ist check weda e still de....adiamakwama

Ehya sorry na mistake .. No be u i dey aim na the waste bin .. how's ya Amu now . Lolz

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by ligopedro: 11:51pm On Jan 11, 2015

lanxlot:
D oda day, 1 jux de waka pax My own oo...4 corner of road na Im 1 pson mistakenly stone me with groundnut wen he dun chop finish, tied in a cellophane....4 My amu. Na d tin I ist check weda e still de....adiamakwama

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by elantraceey(f): 11:58pm On Jan 11, 2015

Ipledge:
no do this to ur husband naa

wetin i do na?

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 12:08am On Jan 12, 2015

elantraceey:

wetin i do na?

u no won share money with me...there is love in sharing

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by elantraceey(f): 12:10am On Jan 12, 2015

Ipledge:
u no won share money with me...there is love in sharing

but i said you should come and take na

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 12:13am On Jan 12, 2015

elantraceey:

but i said you should come and take na

ok I am coming kiss

...lets go to chat room.my new year resolution,I don't to derail any thread again

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by elantraceey(f): 12:14am On Jan 12, 2015

Ipledge:
ok I am coming ...lets go to chat room.my new year resolution,I don't to derail any thread again

lolz, okay , just mention my name.

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 12:15am On Jan 12, 2015

Guy ur no 1, funny die...

Tinubu:
Ok

#bakfromban

In addition

1- Only in Nigeria... Where Jesus Christ will send you a whatsapp message threatening to kill you and your mother, if you don't forward it to a hundred other people

2- Only in Nigeria... Where every skinny girl thinks her talent is modeling

3- Only in Nigeria... When a landlord can see his tenant who is owing two years rent, installing ac

4- Only in Nigeria... Where the Pastor gives you a world-class tackle, if you fail to go down under his anointing

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by Nobody: 12:25am On Jan 12, 2015

elantraceey:

lolz, okay , just mention my name.

i can't find the chat room sad

,I will mention you in one of my dead threads

Re: Funny But True Nigeria Facts! by BlackKenichi(m): 12:39am On Jan 12, 2015

Only in Nigeria that it's people think prayer and/or Jesus solves everything. Has it solved corruption? Poverty? Sanitation? Boko Haram?

That disgusting Middle Eastern nationalist cult (Radical Islam) is fucking you guys over and selling your women as 5ex slaves to middle eastern men and what's Nigeria's solution to this? More prayer, more churches, more jeesos.
You guy's were more organised under your old gods.

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