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kendrick9:
why the repitition na

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Nice one

lilmaxfidel:
ladies before you make a pick read this piece first

the flirt

He flirts with every girl alive – the level100-400/500university girl, mama caro's daughter, and even his best friend he’s known
ever since he was in school. He’ll never ever be
honest and serious with you even if he tells you he
is. Avoid dating this guy if you don’t want to spoil
your reputation and don’t even think about any
kind of relationship not to spoil your life.

the i am still a kid guy

This sweet guy just need to grow up. He feels
absolutely comfortable living like he’ll never die
and is still 16. He hasn’t a serious job or even any
kind of job. He sleeps over 10 hours a day, knows
well the release date of the next versions of ‘World
of Tanks’ and GTA. In summary: he’s totally helpless. He
expects you to be glued to him like an over
protective mommy. He’ll only want you to cook for
him, clean up for him, earn money for him…live for
him. So run, girls!, run! Get a thousand miles away
from this dude and don’t look back.


the mr right guy

With this kind of guy it will be the
one and only time you will have to address him –
a simple ‘goodbye’ will do… He is terrible, retched,
putrid, nauseating for your self-esteem thanks to
the constant emotional battering. His ego will
always be in the first row of your relationship.
Ditch him, ladies, ditch him.

the control freak

He has a big problem with the length of your
dress, with a random glance from a guy having
lunch next to you, with all your male co-workers.
Every single time you’re separated, be ready for
his control list:
- phone calls every 15 minutes
- dozens of lashings each phone call
- tones of suspicion every second call
- favorite sentences ‘Where are you?’, ‘Who are you
with right now?’, ‘Why do I hear male voices?’, ‘do
you have something in common with him?’, ‘It’s
your fault’, ‘You’ll pay for this’, ‘Better tell me the
truth’, ‘Tell me the truth before it’s too late ‘ etc
The list is endless. While you may like all the
attention at first, it’s going to get annoying after a
while. Nip this in the bud, baby. The last thing you
are looking to happen is to be ‘controlled’. This is
the 21st century – girls have been liberated from
that!


.The ‘I me myself’ Guy

Going to have a lunch together? Buckle up for Mr.
Know-It-All! He’ll be kind enough to let you check
]the menu but than he’ll give a dozen of comments
according to your order starting from your manner
of speaking with a waiter and ending with your
uneducated gastronomical manners. All these
things he’ll say with a snotty bumbling smile. Are
you ready to look like a fool every time you meet.
And what if you become his steady girl? You’re
doomed thanks to his crappy, snobby, holier-than-
thou attitude!!! Yep? Welcome to the selfish love
paradise, honey!

the grumpy(unhappy)

You never know what to expect from such kind of
person. He sulks for no reason. He’s in a huff for
no reason. The caps lock voice, the swear words
and even abusive language, hysterical pranks are
among his trademarks. You may think there are no
relationships without such emotional accidents but
accidents happen accidentally and his drama
queen behavior is permanent. Wanna be his
whipping GF? Hope you already know the answer.

the fairy tale prince guy

He is not your ‘Prince Charming’. Repeat after me:
‘He is not! He is not! He is Not!’
Everything you’ve ever prayed for… this guy has it
all (still repeat ‘He is Not!’ mantra). He’s tasteful,
well-dressed, funny, interesting with charming
eyes and such a macho, sculpted body. He’s
simply flawless. (‘He is Not!’ mantra)
Every time you accidentally meet his flirty glance
you’re frightened like you’re 15 again.
He has become your secret passion. He is a
winner of your own ‘Sophistication’ Awards ala
George Clooney. You have a deep belief that if
destiny gives you a chance to date him you’ll
marry that night.
If you even still think he’s so perfect please read
‘He is Not!’ mantra. Wanna know why? – He
doesn’t exist! Every person have imperfections.
That’s what truly makes us love and to be beloved
– taking the good with the bad and recognizing
that as human beings all of us are imperfect
creatures.
So please leave him and go date someone
absolutely real and totally imperfect. Who knows
who will become your ‘Prince Charming’?!

hmmmmm. I'm happy our OP doesn't fall into any of the above. It appears he's trying to advertise himself.

MasterRahl:
hmmmmm. I'm happy our OP doesn't fall into any of the above. It appears he's trying to advertise himself.

lol..
guilty of some shaaa

Tosyn2much,samflexxy,lilmaxfidel just so curious y you guys love listing tinz on your threads but anyway nice write up.

[quote author=lilmaxfidel post=29732931]lol..
guilty of some shaaa I thought so too.

waitin for d counter thread.
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prettythicksme:
Tosyn2much,samflexxy,lilmaxfidel just so curious y you guys love listing tinz on your threads but anyway nice write up.

thanks

OP which category do you fall on

mention d kind of guys we should date pls

cool..ah tink

ronald4lif:
OP which category do you fall on

none

ronald4lif:
OP which category do you fall on

none

mirexxx:
mention d kind of guys we should date pls

will come up with a list later

lilmaxfidel:
will come up with a list later

nice

mirexxx:
mention d kind of guys we should date pls

my kind

Dotwillis1:
my kind

cute! is dat hair on ur chest?

So... Dem Girls Shouldn't date me cuz am Prince Charming

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What of the Shy, tall, a bit handsome guy, Attends parties to get some needs attentions Thats Me

mirexxx:
cute! is dat hair on ur chest?

awww....lol, u usin sme kind of lens?

DRY

Dotwillis1:
awww....lol, u usin sme kind of lens?

am not o.. don't mind me

mirexxx:
am not o.. don't mind me

Uhm

Dotwillis1:
Uhm

errm..

mirexxx:
errm..

just keys, License isnt necesary? @signature

Dotwillis1:
just keys, License isnt necesary? @signature

lol it is Buh d keys r more important cos u can't drive without it

mirexxx:
lol it is Buh d keys r more important cos u can't drive without it

ok o

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