₦airaland Forum

Herzumpther:
Lunch o...moi-moi and garri.

Thank you Yields.

davidylan:
so the chic has posted her foto and i doubt she meets your definition of "slim". Perhaps you should leave her to us who like a "lil" meat on the bones?

Chillisauce:
My best soup in the whole world.

Yummy

sosolisoso:
See the moi moi like pikin shit

Herzumpther:
Hmmm alright. This is what I want o.

Godfearing- simple we need God in all we do, I'm not saying he should be a spirit koko but he should at least know God.

My friend- I can't date or marry a man who is not my friend, he has to be my friend because in him I will confide my all so he as to be my friend, father, brother and all. This is very important to me.

Hardworking- He should be hardworking/ready to work. I don't want a GEJ for a hubby but one who together we will work to raise a strong family. I don't plan to be a liability on anybody because life has gone beyond that and I'm not lazy, all I'm doing today is for my family so I can't stand a lazy man.

Simplicity- He has to just be very simple from his way of life to every other thing....maybe It's because of the way I was brought up but simplicity rocks.

Family values- He has to know what family means, I want a man who if its garri we have we will take it and it will be between us, a man who will have misunderstanding with me and even tho he is very upset will will when calm talk to me about it and not the one that will drag me to his or my village square for settlement.I've told myself that no outsider will come settle anything in my marriage, man proposes God disposes but I will work and stand my ground. I can't post more on this because the little I've posted should give an insight to what I mean.

Real- My man has to be real, if its 50 naira he has fine, I will also add my 35 naira and together we will stand not pretending to be one thing... The very moment I realize my man is fake so far I'm not married to him yet I will run very far from him. if scattering the house is his nature let us know and not trying to impress me, try to impress me and keep increasing the rate I will dislike him. He should be ready to cut his coat according to his size lol.

Forgiveness- I'm not perfect and surly I will offend my man but if he has that spirit of unforgiveness it will be dangerous because such a man can kill. I'm only human and sure not prefect and in sure he won't be perfect too lol.

Understanding- he should be understanding in all ramification of life. I can't shout o.

Emmmm do i have more For now that's all I want from my man

manny4life:
Wowww! I'm impressed... If this is your list, I am sure that I passed

From my initial post, you can already tell you and I have similar traits... hmm

Time for "compatibility" test

Herzumpther:
Lol.
When you are ready to start teaching. Good morning.

Kimoni:
Madam, you don come oooo, which kain "sister" list be this na? Didn't u see how exhaustive Manny's list is?

- must be slim and pretty
- must know how to cook
- must know how to calm a man down etc

Compare to ur own Christian Union list Abeg ooo

Anyways, I am adding to your list. You are very precious to us here.

- must be very very comfortable(since "rich" seems to be a scary word)
- must be very generous and know how to spoil his woman at all times
-must be matured and know how to handle difficult situations
- must be very monogamous in nature - cheating is punishable by cutting off the blokos(pls be guided)
- must have a well paying job or an established business
- must be ready to always support his woman in her chosen career or business
- must be ready to fight and protect her always esp from troublesome in-laws

I think it haff do like this.

Idowuogbo:
Lwkmd!!!!

This list is purrrrrfect!

Sis Kimoni,u sabi better thing o...i like ya style mehn

Herzy baby,your list b like list wey one sister wey dey go deeper life compose. So you go marry man wey no go sabi move all the mountains wey dey your body? Please add he must be shoki-able good in bed mehn

manny4life:
Good morning or rather, ututu oma.

Good morning = ututu oma

Good = oma
morning = ututu
afternoon = efifie
evening = mgbede
night = abani
Ekene = greeting
a na = am
me / I = mu
you = gi
how = kedu

Use this few to string two sentences per greeting

Herzumpther:
Lol. My folks like it soft.

Idowuogbo:
Lwkmd!!!!

This list is purrrrrfect!

Sis Kimoni,u sabi better thing o...i like ya style mehn

Herzy baby,your list b like list wey one sister wey dey go deeper life compose. So you go marry man wey no go sabi move all the mountains wey dey your body? Please add he must be shoki-able good in bed mehn

Kimoni:
Madam, you don come oooo, which kain "sister" list be this na? Didn't u see how exhaustive Manny's list is?

- must be slim and pretty
- must know how to cook
- must know how to calm a man down etc

Compare to ur own Christian Union list Abeg ooo

Anyways, I am adding to your list. You are very precious to us here.

- must be very very comfortable(since "rich" seems to be a scary word)
- must be very generous and know how to spoil his woman at all times
-must be matured and know how to handle difficult situations
- must be very monogamous in nature - cheating is punishable by cutting off the blokos(pls be guided)
- must have a well paying job or an established business
- must be ready to always support his woman in her chosen career or business
- must be ready to fight and protect her always esp from troublesome in-laws

I think it haff do like this.

manny4life:
Chai, dia ris god ooo

chimajii:
To the girl who was raving about how the said manny is too PICKY and has a long list of specifics. Do NOT FORGET THAT herzumper got hers TOO.

manny4life:
Hmm, I never knew a man had to fit into a woman's list... Good to know.

Okay Herz, what's your list? As long as your list doesn't contain 6ft and you got to be rich or wealthy, I guess I fit the bill... Oya post it.

davidylan:
lol my sister, indeed work and other issues have stolen most of my time. Coupled with the fact that the front page is filled with extremely boring topics.

Curvy in the right places is my thing... no bones allowed here.

babyosisi:
Otiigba,o kwa gi no na foto anunwa
I na e tikwa ezi igba

bukatyne:
Now you are kidding moi

You think you will just tell a girl oya and she will carry her shoes and follow you?

Herz, where is your list oooo

Herzumpther:
Idroped it already lol.

Good evening ma'am.

Herzumpther:
Hmmm alright. This is what I want o.

Godfearing- simple we need God in all we do, I'm not saying he should be a spirit koko but he should at least know God.

My friend- I can't date or marry a man who is not my friend, he has to be my friend because in him I will confide my all so he as to be my friend, father, brother and all. This is very important to me.

Hardworking- He should be hardworking/ready to work. I don't want a GEJ for a hubby but one who together we will work to raise a strong family. I don't plan to be a liability on anybody because life has gone beyond that and I'm not lazy, all I'm doing today is for my family so I can't stand a lazy man.

Simplicity- He has to just be very simple from his way of life to every other thing....maybe It's because of the way I was brought up but simplicity rocks.

Family values- He has to know what family means, I want a man who if its garri we have we will take it and it will be between us, a man who will have misunderstanding with me and even tho he is very upset will will when calm talk to me about it and not the one that will drag me to his or my village square for settlement.I've told myself that no outsider will come settle anything in my marriage, man proposes God disposes but I will work and stand my ground. I can't post more on this because the little I've posted should give an insight to what I mean.

Real- My man has to be real, if its 50 naira he has fine, I will also add my 35 naira and together we will stand not pretending to be one thing... The very moment I realize my man is fake so far I'm not married to him yet I will run very far from him. if scattering the house is his nature let us know and not trying to impress me, try to impress me and keep increasing the rate I will dislike him. He should be ready to cut his coat according to his size lol.

Forgiveness- I'm not perfect and surly I will offend my man but if he has that spirit of unforgiveness it will be dangerous because such a man can kill. I'm only human and sure not prefect and in sure he won't be perfect too lol.

Understanding- he should be understanding in all ramification of life. I can't shout o.

Emmmm do i have more For now that's all I want from my man

touchmeder:
Eba n vergie soup

datalossvictim1:
you should have gone straight to the point

Happy new year!!! I wish you a prosperous year ahead.. Hahah when I'm less busy.. Occupied at the moment..

Herzumpther:
wow thanks. So I can say ututu mgbede?I'm sure going to learn fast.

bukatyne:
Now you are kidding moi

You think you will just tell a girl oya and she will carry her shoes and follow you?

Herz, where is your list oooo

bukatyne:


In today's society...

Real is extremely important.

manny4life:
I'm sorry, I got carried away with work

Ututu mgbede is morning evening...