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LewisO:
Nothing much bro, just at home fully!

U?

Just chilling....left a friends place not so long ago and he's g.f veejay jay is smelling all over me.
Shouldn't have made any personal contacts with him.

Brandnew2:
Just chilling....left a friends place not so long ago and he's g.f veejay jay is smelling all over me.
Shouldn't have made any personal contacts with him.

Nothing do u...

Laced shoes...

but most times i am on slippers..

because i am mostly on native wear

I register

MrFlexible:
I register

Welcum

mashnino:
Welcum

Yo! Not all Cums are well. ...just kiddin.


Big ups to you MrFlexible.

Ts fun to me,i like it...why don't you allow ladies now...plsss

^^^^^^^^^^
Stripper ALERT!!!



Beware!

*Walks into club and notices to strippers*

*sits in a corner and orders a bottle of Moet and one small alomo*

prof800:
^^^^^^^^^^
Stripper ALERT!!!



Beware!

Lol!
She just wants to have fun....abeg free her jor....

Modesayo:
Ts fun to me,i like it...why don't you allow ladies now...plsss

You're welcome to the thread. Feel free to contribute..but it's a hang out spot for men tho'.

Today was hectic, being the first day of work this year. I was caught in the usual hassle. from not getting the laundry right on time to not waking up on time due to that harmattan punishment this morning. well, I got to the office few mins past 8, tho had earlier called my boss that I might arrive later than usual. My jacket helped me alot today, it served dual purpose. firstly, to shield me from the harmattan to some extent and also to go with my chinox trouser as a jacket/blazer/coat anyone u call it..but its cool, peeps told me.

I got to work, did the usual greetings, sat down and discovered there was no laptop charger....so i had to look for a way out which I did...I had a light breakfast, and started the day with a meeting..dish out my advice and churned out my grievance. the meeting heated the air and to me it was an indication that work has begun again.

fast forward to lunch,...had it...after lunch, I returned back to work. looked at my to do list on my sticky notes, nothing done yet. I just dey hiss and frown. the most painful thing there was that I was actually working but no milestone achieved yet. I just weak.....laptop battery was damn low again... I just dey play subway surfer on my laptop..

at 4pm, I wrote my report, I stated I have completed something which actually am just gonna complete tomorrow morning...5pm, I started working on my extra professional interest. 5:45, received a call from my tailor, that some clothes for slim fit were ready. I balled out of the office..

my journey home was interesting... a young working class lady on skirt suit and a shirt featured in this...also one guy wey make me vex also featured.....to be continued...typing na work o...

Modesayo:
Ts fun to me,i like it...why don't you allow ladies now...plsss

You're welcome to the thread. Feel free to contribute..it's a hang out spot for men tho'.

@MrFlexible your day was kinda funny. Feels good to look dapper ain't it? You must complete your update now that you got to the juicy part. Abeg no fall our hand o!

@flexy..

your day sweet oo..

your job sounds light

Make I register. Calls barman, na who put no smoking for here? *whispers* give me Benson and two bottles of Origin.

Let's go there...

hrykanu231 enjoy yaself!

After sneaking in and sat by the corner accessing all movement and noticed no abusing words as been mentions so far. i believe is a Gentleman's club as it called . So am in.



I REGISTER!!!

toliamy:
After sneaking in and sat by the corner accessing all movement and noticed no abusing words as been mentions so far. i believe is a Gentleman's club as it called . So am in.



I REGISTER!!!

Nice one.

I Register

sup??...hope you guys enjoyed your day?
with this harmattan, I believe God is preparing us for our stay in Russia later this year..so niggers, just keep calm..

MrFlexible:
sup??...hope you guys enjoyed your day?
with this harmattan, I believe God is preparing us for our stay in Russia later this year..so niggers, just keep calm..

Hahaha!

Nice one!

lmao! MrFlexible you're one very funny guy. Na to switch from Origin to Vodka be that.
Abi na LewisO

By the way Flex, you did not complete yesterday's story with girl on mini skirt o!

that babe on skirt suit ....me was trying to ignite a conversation with her for about 5 minutes, with all the lyrical license av got, it proved abortive... so I chill, coincidentally, one of our clients called me so I was talking about a solution and was really flowing in business parlance. na so, she just ask me, are u into business process,or anything relate... number 1 blunder, I just overlook the error...I said no actually but its an integral part of my daily activities as it is inevitable in any thing that involves solution deployment... the girl then listened carefully as I tutor her like a child having a session with her mentor. I just dey flow....

next, she said can I have your number, I said I prefer mails.. so we exchanged mails n began to talk about many things..we got a little bit personal..bus had a fault, we stopped and had more opportunity to talk.. I used one of my time tested methodologies to get some personal info in a matured n light way. so I threw a joke,it attracted a guy and a girl, they also joined in the conversation making it more interesting.

I got all their contacts, cos I saw it as an opportunity to play out one of my resolutions for this year, that is making more friends. so its a plan...

the conductor asked me for money again, thinking I entered at the previous bstop...I just calm, peeps were asking him "how many times nah"....so he said na so dem dey do...I free am..then he said "if we start now, he go run o"...so I ask am say who him be....my voice still dey down den...but when he said he be something something....I just smile...cos me don dey fear already....I just free am..

few minz later, we got off the bus...

walked the girl down a bit n bade her good bye with a side hug... older babe r way kinda mature...not all but a few av met.

so I just enter another bus to my area..

Dude! You sound like a confirm Lagos born and bred.

LewisO:
brandnew2 what's up? u summoned me.
Did that guy know what his typing?

i dont think i knw wat am typinq, i wont mind u tellinq me what to type........ "Some peepz just dont knw what a gentlemen lounge is"...*smh*....i knw u wont understand d words in d quote also....

LewisO:
brandnew2 what's up? u summoned me.
Did that guy know what his typing?

i dont think i knw wat am typinq, i wont mind u tellinq me what to type........ "Some peepz just dont knw what a gentlemen lounge is"...*smh*....i knw u wont understand d words in d quote also....

hrykanu231:
Make I register. Calls barman, na who put no smoking for here? *whispers* give me Benson and two bottles of Origin.
Let's go there...

MrFlexible:
that babe on skirt suit ....me was trying to ignite a conversation with her for about 5 minutes, with all the lyrical license av got, it proved abortive... so I chill, coincidentally, one of our clients called me so I was talking about a solution and was really flowing in business parlance. na so, she just ask me, are u into business process,or anything relate... number 1 blunder, I just overlook the error...I said no actually but its an integral part of my daily activities as it is inevitable in any thing that involves solution deployment... the girl then listened carefully as I tutor her like a child having a session with her mentor. I just dey flow....
next, she said can I have your number, I said I prefer mails.. so we exchanged mails n began to talk about many things..we got a little bit personal..bus had a fault, we stopped and had more opportunity to talk.. I used one of my time tested methodologies to get some personal info in a matured n light way. so I threw a joke,it attracted a guy and a girl, they also joined in the conversation making it more interesting.
I got all their contacts, cos I saw it as an opportunity to play out one of my resolutions for this year, that is making more friends. so its a plan...
the conductor asked me for money again, thinking I entered at the previous bstop...I just calm, peeps were asking him "how many times nah"....so he said na so dem dey do...I free am..then he said "if we start now, he go run o"...so I ask am say who him be....my voice still dey down den...but when he said he be something something....I just smile...cos me don dey fear already....I just free am..

u fall my hand o..u 4 raise ur voice back 2 d conductor and if he tries anytin 4ny den, u will call 767 or 112.......

Today is a hell 4 me at campus...... Words only cant xplain wat all dose stupid lecturers made me go through 2dae.......

absky5:
Today is a hell 4 me at campus...... Words only cant xplain wat all dose stupid lecturers made me go through 2dae.......

oya shoot

absky5:
Today is a hell 4 me at campus...... Words only cant xplain wat all dose stupid lecturers made me go through 2dae.......

Yo! What's up?
Just kick their silly as*s or better yet get them a nice chick.
Some off my lecturers back in school wouldn't mind you buying them a couple of beer too. The point is, get friend and be more familiar with them.
You are all men.

mashnino:
oya shoot

bro, if i shoot this one ehn U go run