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10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 8:46pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!. 1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man: All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there .... 2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god: This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat... 3.Taking Of His Photograph: Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm... 4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc: Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba. Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea... 5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!: This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!... 6.Proposing To A Guy!: Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?).. 7.Becoming A Worker In Church!: Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!... 8.Revamping Yourself: Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22. A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated.. 9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy: This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals. 10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom: As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ...... ** Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!.. ** Written By: DanceVille Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed.. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Eddygourdo(m): 8:50pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Bae did none of those things, am the one thinking of doing them sef, when a woman is a jewel who knows her worth, she would make hay always while the sun shines. She dances when the ovation is loudest and before it quiet down, she has three kids. 50 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Pheals(f): 8:51pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
which one be taking of sperm now enh open? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Kenzico(m): 8:53pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
That number 4 scares the crap outta me! I Can't even imagine Sperm or Hair 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by octopusfreaky(f): 8:53pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Im really desperate ,i think i will do 1or 7..Remmy just say bye bye to ya bf ooo cox im soso going to snatch him from uu 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Nobody: 8:55pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
They are overly friendly to single guys of marriageable age 9 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 8:59pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
octopusfreaky:Lol! U going somewhere? |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 9:00pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
vsaintchigs:Going somewhere? |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by LuveU2(f): 9:04pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Thank God you said "some" and not "most" 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:06pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Forming Badass on Nairaland... Whereas, they are all shy, stupid and senseless hoes outside this Forum!! 12 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by donholy28(m): 9:10pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
using tricks and charms to win his parents over |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Mznaett: 9:11pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Some even go to the extent of asking the guy to buy them pot and chair with the claim that the church asked them to come with it. Worst enough the guy won't even know that it his destiny they want to tie so lol WOMEN=FEAR THEM 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Nobody: 9:13pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
DanceVille:yep.ur mom is calling from my room |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 9:23pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
donholy28:Cheers Bro. |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by lanrywatt(m): 9:23pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Make I wait for counter thread before I comment |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Zoar(m): 9:26pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
ok |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Nobody: 9:38pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
no juju fashioned against me shall work. amen. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 9:39pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
lanrywatt:For your mind bro.. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 9:42pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Mznaett:Hilarious! That's true sha. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Cutehector(m): 10:12pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
octopusfreaky:octopusfreaky it hasn't come to dis na OK do u want husband? |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Nobody: 10:14pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Suddenly, they start being humble, accommodating and overtly nice to anyone they encounter in order to attract prospective suitors. They also abandon their former (wild) lifestyle and reduce the number of banging parties in their attendance list - not marriage ceremonies. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by octopusfreaky(f): 10:21pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Cutehector:lolzzz,,,do u wana come to my rescue |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Cutehector(m): 10:24pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
octopusfreaky:of course yes... |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by octopusfreaky(f): 10:41pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Cutehector: |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by julybaba(m): 11:32pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Many had friendzoned their husband. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 2:10am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Drefan:Yeap Yeap Yeap.. You're right bro. |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Youngpo413: 5:17am On Mar 30, 2016 |
BiafraBushBoy:I love it when they are described as "hoes" 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by Youngpo413: 5:22am On Mar 30, 2016 |
julybaba:Many had also dumped their husbands in the past and will forever experience bad luck in marriage. 4 Likes |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by marshalcarter: 5:25am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Lolzz..esp dat num 7...sum even go ahead in becumin prayer warriors 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by DanceVille: 7:05am On Mar 30, 2016 |
tombravo:Lol! *Praying Mood* right? |
Re: 10 Things Some Nigerian Ladies Are Doing To Get Married- By Danceville by ritaoritza(f): 8:22am On Mar 30, 2016 |
Jungle indeed[i]Jungle indeed[/i]Jungle indeed |
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