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Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by killercute16(m): 6:32am On Jan 14, 2015

Mogidi:
Girl wey Alhaji don dey knack since she be 12

Lol...funny boy

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by simpleseyi: 6:42am On Jan 14, 2015

Mogidi:
Twitter meltdown, how many Nigerians use twitter? If the gorgeous Beyonce can't meltdown Twitter, how can an unknown Fulani girl meltdown twitter?

If her father wins she'd be shopping in "space" not New York, another "Iyaloja" waiting to feed on her father's notoriety.

Where does imPatience Sheppopo and her baby Sheppopo children shop? Well, we don't know, but we know where she gets paracetamol for headaches, that is at German hospitals.

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Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by jpphilips(m): 6:49am On Jan 14, 2015

Mogidi:
Twitter meltdown, how many Nigerians use twitter? If the gorgeous Beyonce can't meltdown Twitter, how can an unknown Fulani girl meltdown twitter?

If her father wins she'd be shopping in "space" not New York, another "Iyaloja" waiting to feed on her father's notoriety.

if your father had the opportunity of being an equivalent of our present GMD of NNPC, Head of state in a military Junta, Chairman of PTF an equivalent of our present minister Federal ministry of works,
you will never be anywhere near Nigeria, You see what makes Buhari different, think about it.

Buhari has had countless opportunity to steal but till date his honesty doesn't surprise you?

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Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by sparkleRed(f): 6:54am On Jan 14, 2015

lastpage:
You don koolo finish!
How you take get the jist so quickly? Walahi, you qualify to be first lady!

All dem Barcanista, MalcomX, Donpolistus abi na wetin, l hope say una dey see the weather according to SparkleRed?

Lastpage!

Lastpage u re a terrible trouble maker lol grin

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by omenka(m): 7:00am On Jan 14, 2015

barcanista:
Bros, you mean say I be underage @ 14? Because that your 41 get bow leg and K-leg combined. I never old like Donphilopus wey de pursue 50

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 7:28am On Jan 14, 2015

discusant:
Examine your conscience well: It is your group that is on the route of "it's me or nobody." You can write your gibberish, but what that guy, Truckpusher, said is not far from the truth.

GEJ has done better than all his predecessors despite the wars your TERRORIST group declared against his administration, but because you are on the route of "it's me or no body," you will never see Jonathan's good deeds. You people to continue with your plot, you shall meet a brick wall.

You are WRONG!

First, l made that "alert" based on what the guy posted. read it again and tell me what manner of person says that about his own people (we might have different Political leanings but it does not mean l want to see you die or set this country on fire, as he posits)

Second, l see the "good things" GEJ HAS DONE. IT IS THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!
Even Blind people cam see them!

Now, having said that, l ALSO SEE the "Good things' GEJ HAS NOT DONE! IT IS THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!
Even Blind people can see them!

So, at this point, l have decided that l want to give another person the OPPORTUNITY to TRY HIS BEST.....just like l gave GEJ SIX YEARS to TRY HIS BEST (I voted to him in 2011, believe it or not, l gain nothing by lying!), irrespective of his Religion or Tribe (I am Yoruba BTW)

Now, Can you tell me what is wrong in my decision, please?

Thank you,

Lastpage!

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Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 7:31am On Jan 14, 2015

omenka:
baba, abeg look favourably on my application oo. .

How old are you?
If you lie, l will ask you to bring your Pry Six certificate with the Date written on it (You know what tha means naa wink

)

How many wives do you have already sef?

Lastpage!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 7:34am On Jan 14, 2015

sparkleRed:
Lastpage u re a terrible trouble maker lol

Sorry ma, dont blame me, L am the last born in our family of 27children.... You know lastborn now, abi? grin

1 + 1 use to equals 2 but now everything don cost! Na so l bad reach so tay 1 + 1 = 4!

BTW: You do that man badt thing no be small sha! shocked

You come add "I guess" join put ontop! angry

Cheesux Christ!

Lastpage!

#Je suis ne pas Charlie!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by stan241(m): 7:43am On Jan 14, 2015

Been laughing like a goat since i opened this thread....to those of you coming here to spoil the light mood people are enjoying here take time and enjoy the unity in diversification of our great nation and stop taking life so damn serious

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by omenka(m): 7:49am On Jan 14, 2015

lastpage:
How old are you?
If you lie, l will ask you to bring your Pry Six certificate with the Date written on it (You know what tha means naa )

How many wives do you have already sef?

Lastpage!

Bogeh, I be 30. grin

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Ossaifamous(m): 8:16am On Jan 14, 2015

ionsman:
Like I said,just for laughs.You dont have to be too serious

My dear we take issues seriously... if it's for laugh take it to Jokes section

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by donphilopus: 8:22am On Jan 14, 2015

barcanista:
Bros, you mean say I be underage @ 14? Because that your 41 get bow leg and K-leg combined. I never old like Donphilopus wey de pursue 50

U dey joke me o bros. Twenties na. People lyk Shucudee fit grandad me o! cheesy

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 8:28am On Jan 14, 2015

omenka:
Bogeh, IBUHARI be 30yrs.

Say What?

I laugh in Abeokuta!

Okay, Show me ya Certificate then....Not that other one, l mean the real one...
Yes, the first one where you were in the same class with Azikiwe!! shocked

Lastpage!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by sparkleRed(f): 8:46am On Jan 14, 2015

lastpage:
Sorry ma, dont blame me, L am the last born in our family of 27children.... You know lastborn now, abi?

1 + 1 use to equals 2 but now everything don cost! Na so l bad reach so tay 1 + 1 = 4!

BTW: You do that man badt thing no be small sha!

You come add "I guess" join put ontop!
Cheesux Christ!

Lastpage!

#Je suis ne pas Charlie!

I didn't mean 2 offend I'm oo

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 8:49am On Jan 14, 2015

omenka:
Bogeh, I be 30.

Me and Omenka are mates, we are both 30yrs! shocked

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Nobody: 8:52am On Jan 14, 2015

donphilopus:
U dey joke me o bros. Twenties na. People lyk Shucudee fit grandad me o!

As Omenka de allocate age give people na like say na political appointment cheesy

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by donphilopus: 8:55am On Jan 14, 2015

barcanista:
As Omenka de allocate age give people na like say na political appointment

Hahaha... Him na product of Shagari. While me na product of Babangida. You understand na?! cheesy

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 8:56am On Jan 14, 2015

sparkleRed:
I didn't mean 2 offend I'm oo

I know a "respectfully beautiful lady", when l see one!
offense ke? For where? huh

@Donphilopus:

Are you still in the race or your lack of Pry Six certificate is making you have a rethink?

BTW: Rumour has it that "Baba Ebora" himself saw Buhari's daughter and his battery just ran down completely due to "over-charge"! shocked

At almost 80, l can understand why that battery decides to just pack-up.....and that is why l am warning some of you to beware of what you wish for!

****sings Yarrin-yan nna-sonky walahi l go buy you Honda faa..****

Lastpage!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Nobody: 8:57am On Jan 14, 2015

lastpage:
Me and Omenka are mates, we are both 30yrs!

Omenka sef de pursue 55 for football age. Him real age na 70 or 69. GMB only use 3yrs take Senior am

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Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 9:00am On Jan 14, 2015

I think we should give Mama Peace to you barcanista, having disqualified you from the race?
Such a beautiful "rady"! kiss

....Or did you file an appeal?

Lastpage!

BTW: Was it you or MalcomX that Gofanment said they would not release your pension money until you come to Abuja head-office to collect it?
Just asking o!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Nobody: 9:00am On Jan 14, 2015

Omenka don mature as at 1960. He even de follow woman as at the time of inependence.

donphilopus:
Hahaha... Him na product of Shagari. While me na product of Babangida. You understand na?!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Nobody: 9:02am On Jan 14, 2015

U month see diezianni give me or the general wife make I manage them for sugar mummy?

lastpage:
I think we should give Mama Peace to you barcanista, having disqualified you from the race?
Such a beautiful "rady"!

....Or did you file an appeal?

Lastpage!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by donphilopus: 9:05am On Jan 14, 2015

lastpage:
I know a "respectfully beautiful lady", when l see one!
offense ke? For where?

@Donphilopus:

Are you still in the race or your lack of Pry Six certificate is making you have a rethink?

BTW: Rumour has it that "Baba Ebora" himself saw Buhari's daughter and his battery just ran down completely due to "over-charge"!

At almost 80, l can understand why that battery decides to just pack-up.....and that is why l am warning some of you to beware of what you wish for!

****sings Yarrin-yan nna-sonky walahi l go buy you Honda faa..****

Lastpage!

Thought it had been zoned to Rivers State. The zoning formula doesn't favour me na! tongue

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Mrken113: 9:07am On Jan 14, 2015

mcino:
BUHARI'S DAUGHTER'S JOURNEY ENDS HERE

I doubt dat. I tink it is gej journey DAT will end DAT day. 6 years of vision less leadership. Buhari till I bcom governor of my state.

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by donphilopus: 9:07am On Jan 14, 2015

barcanista:
Omenka don mature as at 1960. He even de follow woman as at the time of inependence.

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 9:12am On Jan 14, 2015

donphilopus:
Thought it had been zoned to Rivers State. The zoning formula doesn't favour me na!

1 + 1 has increased to 4 abi dem no tell you?

Even Generals are re-zoning themselves back into this race o!

Lastpage!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Nobody: 9:12am On Jan 14, 2015

donphilopus:

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by biafranqueen: 9:13am On Jan 14, 2015

omenka:
The maximum age is 33 and you are 41 already. No appeal on this one!! You've been disqualified!!

and he is still single? How many baby mama's? grin

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by Nobody: 9:19am On Jan 14, 2015

Mogidi:
APC cloning PVC since 2003

come off it man.....no 1 wuld pay u for being Dis daft

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by donphilopus: 9:19am On Jan 14, 2015

lastpage:
1 + 1 has increased to 4 abi dem no tell you?

Even Generals are re-zoning themselves back into this race o!

Lastpage!

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by lastpage: 9:19am On Jan 14, 2015

Sorry ladies n gentlemen.

My wife said she has been watching me jumping up and down all night like a man whose "d!ck just got recharged"!
Saw what l was doing and started laughing as well!

I told her its ain't easy being a di!ck but l gotta go now!

Please keep the laughter flowing, its better than fighting, walahi.

Lastpage!

BTW: Results of who goes home with Buhari's daughter will be announced on February 15th.
Application is closed because some feefle just wake up now and want to jump the queue! angry

Re: Buhari's Daughter Causes Twitter Meltdown. by omenka(m): 9:25am On Jan 14, 2015

donphilopus:

Two of una dey craze walahi!! angry

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