barcanista:
Omenka sef de pursue 55 for football age. Him real age na 70 or 69. GMB only use 3yrs take Senior am

ROTFLMAO!!! Haba baba!!

Bad as e bad, na my age sure pass. U wey been don dey run things with with Ahmadu Ali when we been dey build house with san san and legs nko??

omenka:
Two of una dey craze walahi!!

Since 1897

omenka:
ROTFLMAO!!! Haba baba!!

Bad as e bad, na my age sure pass. U wey been don dey run things with with Ahmadu Ali when we been dey build house with san san and legs nko??

Ali is like an ancestor to me

lastpage:
Sorry ladies n gentlemen.

My wife said she has been watching me jumping up and down all night like a man whose "d!ck just got recharged"!
Saw what l was doing and started laughing as well!

I told her its ain't easy being a di!ck but l gotta go now!

Please keep the laughter flowing, its better than fighting, walahi.

Lastpage!

BTW: Results of who goes home with Buhari's daughter will be announced on February 15th.
Application is closed because some feefle just wake up now and want to jump the queue!

Can we meet your wife?

barcanista:
Thank God you are engaged. I am the sole candidate for the babe . By the way, you have to be careful because it looks like the killing squad of 2003 are on rampage in Rivers state

God is in control. The massive acceptance of Buhari is scaring PDP here, that's why they have resulted to their familiar method of guns.

Mogidi:


APC cloning PVC since 2003

Chai, Nitori olorun, which kind bad response be dis, guy, its NT fair o.

'Meltdown'

Like Nuclear. Or ice cream

rotflmao some dudes are dam.n funny

c dis last tweet sef na wa o so u can admit ur dad was rong dere is God o

donphilopus:


I'm ready to clone 1,500 PVC's because of the bae. Na since dem born me I dey plan am

dey decieve urself. even ordinary pant, you no go see

barcanista:
Can we meet your wife?

Cheesux Christ! E don reach dat levels abi? A-don-believe-it!!

***Converts to Islam sharp-sharp and ask wife to cover-up from head to toe****

Send your message through me, l will deliver it like UPS!

Lastpage!

BTW: Buhari's wife is not in Purdah? Hmmm.... No be me talk am o, abeegii

lastpage:


Cheesux Christ! E don reach dat levels abi? A-don-believe-it!!

***Converts to Islam sharp-sharp and ask wife to cover-up from head to toe****

Send your message through me, l will deliver it like UPS!

Lastpage!

BTW: Buhari's wife is not in Purdah? Hmmm.... No be me talk am o, abeegii

Stingy husband that doesn't want to share his wife

after going on twitter to read her tweet... I found out she's kind....

soft hearted....

by the way... op... I love your iPhone... 5 or 5s

Next thing you know, she's dating Dbanj

JEITO:
Next thing you know, she's dating Dbanj! bacarnista!!

Lastpage!

donphilopus:
***falls from a palm tree*** In fact, because of the bae, I've decided to give her dad 100 votes!!!

Cc Barcanista, Caseless, Omenka

barcanista:
The possible candidates are Omenka, Donphilopus, Caseless and my humble-self. For the sake of National integration, she should be zoned to the SS. Since Edo has produced APC Chairman, it will be fair to zone her to Rivers State with me as the sole candidate . After 2 tenure, I will step down and handover to you

i just de laff. No b only zoning, na re-deployment.

donphilopus:


If Alhaji Caseless catch u ehn!

alpha wan try me abi

donphilopus:


. Baddest. Caseless no mind if Buhari say him wan give am all his daughters even his female relatives o! The guy badt gan.

that's my wish, prayers and aspiration.

MissMeiya:


Can we share her? I just want to look. She's pretty, like a doll.

u are a lady, what do u need a lady-folk for?

Caseless:
that's my wish, prayers and aspiration.