donphilopus:


. Bros, you rugged o. But their bride price no dey cost o!!!

Muslims no dey collect dowry anymore and I just remember say my papa na 3times Alhaji. Yipeeeeeee

Can a poor family afford this lifestyle


Buhari

Buhari

Buhari

Please refund our money

barcanista:
Kel4soft is a crown prince, by custom he must marry from Opobo . I am sure he wouldn't want to offend the ancestors.

He fit breach their tradition go marry the bae o. Who no like better thing?!?!?!

donphilopus:


Look who's calling people perverts!!! You've forgotten your atrocities on Nairaland?!

Donphilopus my boy you don chop?

barcanista:
Na true sha.. I am sure Buhari have more than one female child. It can always go round

Since Una dey fight for Zahra, me I don't go for d other one. Osinbajo na my papa.

Alphaoscar:




Make them go sempe o. Buhari dey my backyard now and we go settle everything tonite.

Na backyard them for cum dey reason marriage things

Alphaoscar:



Muslims no dey collect dowry anymore and I just remember say my papa na 3times Alhaji. Yipeeeeeee

. Guy, work hard to get Buhari elected and he may bless you with another bae, not this one sha!

barcanista:
This matter de beyond Muhammadu Buhari o, abeg make you no put sand for our garri.

I have all the ingredients to scale through tonite bro!! All I just need is to tell my Egbons like Amosun, Oshibajo, Mamora and other Ogun henchmen to put mouth and as per Asiwaju, I know how to settle Jagaban himself.

ShakaZullu:


Donphilopus my boy you don chop?

When will you have sense?! Maybe when Buhari is getting ready to leave office come May 29th 2023!

barcanista:
The possible candidates are Omenka, Donphilopus, Caseless and my humble-self. For the sake of National integration, she should be zoned to the SS. Since Edo has produced APC Chairman, it will be fair to zone her to Rivers State with me as the sole candidate . After 2 tenure, I will step down and handover to you

Rivers too has produced Campaign Chairman, the great Amaechi.

wazoboy:
check ur blood b4 u start dating her oo! Her sister died of leaukamia abi na sickle-cell dem dey call am

What's this one saying?! Na one thing dey kill man abeg!

donphilopus:


Na backyard them for cum dey reason marriage things

Siddon dia. I dey enter promiseland tonight before the General change his mind.

MalcoImX:
Rivers too has produced Campaign Chairman, the great Amaechi.

Na truth you talk o. Then we should look for a Bayelsan! Make we just compensate them since we wanna oust their son! Unfortunately, no 'known' Nairaland Bayelsan Progressive!

Alphaoscar:




Siddon dia. I dey enter promiseland tonight before the General change his mind.

Ruggedy!

donphilopus:


. Guy, work hard to get Buhari elected and he may bless you with another bae, not this one sha!

We have been working for all this days bro and this one go serve as energizer. The General go soon born Aso-Rock child and you fit take dat one.

donphilopus:


He fit breach their tradition go marry the bae o. Who no like better thing?!?!?!

And lose the crown?

donphilopus:


Hahaha... Where people like Ilugunboy, Gbawe, Raumdeuter and Omenka dey?! Abeg o!

You don forget egift.

MalcoImX:
Since Una dey fight for Zahra, me I don't go for d other one. Osinbajo na my papa.

Abeg na which geo-political zone you from?

MalcoImX:
Rivers too has produced Campaign Chairman, the great Amaechi.

Office of the campaign manager no mean. If na that one then Amaechi will have to step down

Alphaoscar:




I have all the ingredients to scale through tonite bro!! All I just need is to tell my Egbons like Amosun, Oshibajo, Mamora and other Ogun henchmen to put mouth and as per Asiwaju, I know how to settle Jagaban himself.

Bros Una don already produce VP na, why you wan come follow Minority tribe drag the babe again?

donphilopus:


When will you have sense?! Maybe when Buhari is getting ready to leave office come May 29th 2023!

Nope it's when your hopeless father gets sense


Buhari is a certified terrorist
Apc is BOKOHARAM

donphilopus:


Ruggedy!

Thanks bro. I dey support ur candidature for the one wey dey picture with Hadjia for top. She dey wt d General for Abeokuta now.

MalcoImX:
You don forget egift.

egift is married to Obiagelli, he won't be interested

@ SparkleRed I recognise your beauty o

barcanista:
Bros Una don already produce VP na, why you wan come follow Minority tribe drag the babe again?

Blood is ticker than elective position bro. We just have to cement our relationship with the great General. Oga go soon born another pickin and na u go marry that one.

Alphaoscar:



Thanks bro. I dey support ur candidature for the one wey dey picture with Hadjia for top. She dey wt d General for Abeokuta now.

If Alhaji Caseless catch u ehn!

MalcoImX:
You don forget egift.

Egift dey forbid gals o.

donphilopus:


What's this one saying?! Na one thing dey kill man abeg!

e no go kill u, na ur children! Anyway "Sai Buhari"

Alphaoscar:




Blood is ticker than elective position bro. We just have to cement our relationship with the great General. Oga go soon born another pickin and na u go marry that one.

Bros oga get another daughter na, leave this one for we in SS abeg

make i go twitter sharperly.

donphilopus:


Na truth you talk o. Then we should look for a Bayelsan! Make we just compensate them since we wanna oust their son! Unfortunately, no 'known' Nairaland Bayelsan Progressive!

Which kind Bayelsa man. den no sabi how to get girl. When dey see girl, their popular line is: 'The oil is ours, I tell you the oil is ours.' dat one no go bring anything. I wan open school start to dey teach dem 'romantic lingua francisca.'

barcanista:
And lose the crown?

Bros, if na u, u no go gree lose d crown cus of dis bae?! The babe is "unboneable" o!