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Oahray:
*gladly drags someone's goat across thread*

Oahray:
em... They always tell me that my head looks like corn (whether na the cob or seed, I no know). I guess that's why

chrisviral:
Point 1

Nevertheless, I need that money Ma'am... you owe me a favour

Caracta:
What's wrong with you oahray?

*sharpens cutlass*

chrisviral:
Had to check your profile pic to see for myself

Caracta:
What kinda favour?

Oahray:
you think say I go put that kind head for my profile? In this era of the NL spambot?

chrisviral:

Your one of the judges baa
And this is 9ja.. you know how we do it!
I want to be your candidate when you wan submit your slot
Thanks!

Caracta:
Consider it done

Just celebrate and make merry. Sleep and enjoy yourself. If you had told me earlier, I would have told you not to submit any entry at all. But e neva spoil sha, na only you we go give all the money. You are the champion! I hope you have a debit card so you can make instant withdrawal.

Oahray is 'jealousying' you already.

Caracta:
Consider it done

Just celebrate and make merry. Sleep and enjoy yourself. If you had told me earlier, I would have told you not to submit any entry at all. But e neva spoil sha, na only you we go give all the money. You are the champion! I hope you have a debit card so you can make instant withdrawal.

Oahray is 'jealousying' you already.

chrisviral:

Please oo
Is there really Much difference between sarcasm and Irony?
I can't figure out the one your using.

Caracta:
Smh...

O ye of little faith!

Oahray:
*gladly drags someone's goat across thread*

whitemosquito:
Forget the rules, be prepared to forget the money too o. Yea, nothing spoil...just my goodwill towards contestants. Lol....
Hopefully on or before the 19th. You know im not paying the judges, gotta be sensitive to not putting too much pressure on them....

repogirl:
Alright guys, here is the list of confirmed entries. A few of you didn't write your nairaland ID's, so I just put your names there, you'll have to notify whitemosquito of your ID's. You can do that here on this thread, simply write your name with your ID in front. Thanks.


StealthIdeals
Divepen
anakadrian
Ashakemi
Ginikanwa Soludo
Akposb
theorbiters
Oke Princewill Omoyemi
simonhabby
REB3L
ROYALER
ADJAIN
therock5555
rawjunc1
lionize
olusharp
Olakunle Ologunro
ezicat
drachael
GODWINGODSON
mobsync
ruffhandu
martin92
OMA4U
Fabian09
diamondwriter
IGITee
mrfils
eillo
shugaryme
iamsegsy
awesomeb1783
spacefreak
zuby94
pureivory
chrisviral
funmo
silas1475
bhenehdikt
ksslib
adinije
sammoe

CC: WhiteMosquito

EverestdeBliu:
Lol
ConFusion
Arguement
Disclaimer
Counter-disclaimer
Correction
errors
Bossy
Intolerance
Indifference
DENIAL & TWIST!
...Chai! Need I say more?...just passing sha

whitemosquito:
God bless you right back theorbiters.

whitemosquito:
Thanks everyone..
Larry and Repo, kisses. Many thanks. My phone just went blind, woulda called. Still gonna thank you properly. Silly samsung. Msstchew.

Royver, yuzedo, would you prefer I repost all the entries again? That is, entries that made the first stage?
*really hoping you guys say no o*

kaya09:
To be honest i think the judges or judge did a bad job,i have gone through all the stories on d challenge thread and the comments on this thread and i must say i am disappointed. I doubt if the O.p really knows what a flashfiction really is,it is quite a dificult style. It seems lyk the stories that scaled through were picked randomly,or by the names they recognize and also most of the guys arguing with the O.p. For example some of the stories are wrought with mistakes and typo errors and usually in competitions that instantly disqualifies an entry. Secondly the things the Op complained abt seems to be lacking in her "scaled through" list. The O.P should also keep are emotions in check because judging from are responses to the guys attacking her here,she strikes me as an arrogant saucy lady(no offence just my opinion),and she let that affect her judging. You dont criticize entries to a competition,dt is a universal rule and it really hurt to see what you wrote,i wonder how i would have felt if i was one of the competitors. It could kill off any first time writers zeal,and worst of all it came from the organizer,its a shame really. Thirdly that competitive aura is missing,i dont know why,mayb cuz of the length of the screening period. All the same things like this are encouraged,nice initiative O.P,we all learn everyday. Wish luck to d contestants,i enjoyed y'all stories,regardless of who scales thru.

Ps: I did not compete,just a humble spectator who loves reading stories.

theorbiters:
Just to correct the impression u have, with all humility, before the OP goes for your jugular. Nothing is ever perfect in life, only God.

Now, if u truly read tru as you said, you wud observe that the OP is in no way the judge of the competition. There are judges assigned with that responsibility in the spirit of fairness. What ever the judges say, it is final because these judges are credible to an extent.

kaya09:
I am not contesting their credibility,fyi having a story thread doesnt make you credible if dts your definition of credibility.I aired out my opinion and pointed out the same thing some other guys observed in thread,for example that zulu story although it is full of imageries and mindblowing descriptions but it broke every single rule,i kept searching for the connection to the new year,notwithstanding dt it ended tragically,i mean with the husband having hiv n all,d story doesnt just add up,n i wonder hw it scaled. dts just one example,no doubt some of the chosen stories are mindblowing too. The O.p goin for my jugular will do me no harm,maybe you are defending her cuz of vested interests,just my opinion tho.

kaya09:
I am not contesting their credibility,fyi having a story thread doesnt make you credible if dts your definition of credibility.I aired out my opinion and pointed out the same thing some other guys observed in thread,for example that zulu story although it is full of imageries and mindblowing descriptions but it broke every single rule,i kept searching for the connection to the new year,notwithstanding dt it ended tragically,i mean with the husband having hiv n all,d story doesnt just add up,n i wonder hw it scaled. dts just one example,no doubt some of the chosen stories are mindblowing too. The O.p goin for my jugular will do me no harm,maybe you are defending her cuz of vested interests,just my opinion tho.