₦airaland Forum

Wetin girls dey find for here sef?
Wetin dem wan hear??
Dem wan come hear boys coded gist abi...

MrFlexible:
Guys, what's up?...its been a while..

brandnew2, dave5, absky5...how fat u guyz??

ehen, those two monicks end with 5.. you guys are hereby summoned before the house to explain this.

thank u ooo bros.... If u read my post u will see where i accuse DAVE5 of stealinq my advice and dats d same tin he did with d MONICK "5"....i just dont knw y he is stealinq my personal property so, i think is offence is now 3..... Gat to tell d police ASAP

absky5:
she wont dare do it because what we did is our nation call and we must do it...... Our nation comes b4 any f***ing val...

Bro, you are right. But not all ladies have rational heads on their neck. I hope yours does.

absky5:
offence number 2! U re tryinq to bribe d police Hehehe!! Dont u knw dat d police system has change.....SAY NO TO BRIBERY

[color=#1980BC]police system change ke!!! iffa hear, except if they've sacked all the current police men and employed whites to take over d Nigerian police force...lol[/color]

goofyone:
Bro, you are right. But not all ladies have rational heads on their neck. I hope yours does.

hehehe!!! My broda u wont believe it if i tell u say i just dey plan am down dat if i gat a gf, dat wat i will do.......BUT i gat none....so, itz jez a word of d mouth maybe u should adopt the plan on ur gf and pay me a token of #5,000

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]police system change ke!!! iffa hear, except if they've sacked all set current police men and employed whites to take over d Nigerian police force[/color]

no worry, if i bcome d nxt I.G of police, i go amend every loopholes.......

absky5:
hehehe!!! My broda u wont believe it if i tell u say i just dey plan am down dat if i gat a gf, dat wat i will do.......BUT i gat none....so, itz jez a word of d mouth maybe u should adopt the plan on ur gf and pay me a token of #5,000

Hahaha. Sharp businessman.

Michelle55:
hmmmm.. so finally ladies can register ?.. anyways ntn do me.. I REGISTER on behalf of i and masef alone.

AijaiI:
;DI REGISTER!

[color=#1980BC]ladies, in as much as we'd like u to join, u r only welcomed to 'view', thanx 4 ur interest[/color]

goofyone:
Hahaha. Sharp businessman.

that how it is o my bro.... NO DULLING IN LAGOS, NO DULLING ON NL......
To whom it may concern, i dey use dis medium beg any1 wey knw anytin abt fiverr.com to save a broda..........

nightrain:
I REGISTER

luigiajah:
I Register....

[color=#1980BC]you're welcome brothers, the barman is rite around d corner, ur choice, d house foots the bills[/color]

absky5:
hehehe!!! My broda u wont believe it if i tell u say i just dey plan am down dat if i gat a gf, dat wat i will do.......BUT i gat none....so, itz jez a word of d mouth maybe u should adopt the plan on ur gf and pay me a token of #5,000

[color=#1980BC]ohh, so u don't have a gf b4 making all diz plans, now uv committed a bigger offence dan all the ones levied against my humble self[/color]

*picks d fone to call d police*

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]ohh, so u don't have a gf b4 making all diz plans, now uv committed a bigger offence dan all the ones levied against my humble self[/color]

*picks d fone to call d police*

[color=#990000][/color]*laughing in swahili* bros, hehe! E neva reach dat 1 na, abeg na joke i dey joke oo kindly hang d call to d police....i dey on my knees....na beg i beg ooo

MrFlexible:
Guys, what's up?...its been a while..

brandnew2, dave5, absky5...how fat u guyz??

ehen, those two monicks end with 5.. you guys are hereby summoned before the house to explain this.

[color=#1980BC]infakt let's summon seun to explain beta cos he's the person dat changed my moniker to dave5, initially I was d.a.v.e until he single handedly changed it widout my knowledge, we're fine anyways[/color]

absky5:
*laughing in swahili* bros, hehe! E neva reach dat 1 na, abeg na joke i dey joke oo kindly hang d call to d police....i dey on my knees....na beg i beg ooo

[color=#1980BC]am so sorry man, the police are already on the next flight to ur house, but if u fit settle me like 3k, we can av an agreement[/color]

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]am so sorry man, the police are already on the next flight to ur house, but if u fit settle me like 3k, we can av an agreement[/color]

na beg i beg o.... Bt if u knw say u no wan hear my beg den, i will show u who ah be.....

MrFlexible:
Guys, what's up?...its been a while..

brandnew2, dave5, absky5...how fat u guyz??

ehen, those two monicks end with 5.. you guys are hereby summoned before the house to explain this.

I don't know anything o!
Seun has more to do with this...

absky5:
na beg i beg o.... Bt if u knw say u no wan hear my beg den, i will show u who ah be.....

[color=#1980BC]who are u sef, abi u remain 4 house ni, just imagine u threatening me sha, a whole me, u r in soup Mr,

bros I no sabi fight ohh, na mouth I just dey make ohh abeg[/color]

Brandnew2:
I don't know anything o!
Seun has more to do with this...

[color=#1980BC]ur face is have not been frequenting for the our meeting, hope say u are dey good.


english e aff die for my hands this today [/color]

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]who are u sef, abi u remain 4 house ni, just imagine u threatening me sha, a whole me, u r in soup Mr,

bros I no sabi fight ohh, na mouth I just dey make ohh abeg[/color]

laughinq in japan....God save u ooo, i think say u go F**ck with me and i will let ur nxt ride be an ambulance BT u don accept ur OGA so, i will kindly free u....* u re discharge and acquainted*

absky5:
laughinq in japan....God save u ooo, i think say u go F**ck with me and i will let ur nxt ride be an ambulance BT u don accept ur OGA so, i will kindly free u....* u re discharge and acquainted*

lol

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]ur face is have not been frequenting for the our meeting, hope say u are dey good.


english e aff die for my hands this today [/color]

My brother...I wonder when Nairalanders will stop conniving against each other.
Cc Seun and kesx

TGIF.

I Register

goofyone:
Now, that's some story.
This is how dreams start. Soon now you'll be riding in one of those supercars.

To the kissing challenge, I will buy you a crate of Irish cream if you kiss Mizmycoli

Brandnew2:
To the kissing challenge, I will buy you a crate of Irish cream if you kiss Mizmycoli

Haha. I don't drink Irish cream

kevinberry:
I Register

[color=#1980BC]u r welcome bro, d barman should b around d corner, place ur order[/color]

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]u r welcome bro, d barman should b around d corner, place ur order[/color]

I wonder where LewisO has been. Big pimping in NYC i guess.

I REGISTER

Walks in, and greet every every.....


*barman, ao va, sort me 1 bottle of origin and a plate of pepper soup, mak i start wf dt 1 face

***clears throat and sits down comfortably @ d fifth row......

Brandnew2:
I wonder where LewisO has been. Big pimping in NYC i guess.

[color=#1980BC]I hail ohh, it seems we should start taking roll call at every meetings ohh, dis 1 dat guys are being scanty @ meetings...

nwaiz, how's work bro .... [/color]

lexaydfg:
I REGISTER

Walks in, and greet every every.....


*barman, ao va, sort me 1 bottle of origin and a plate of pepper soup, mak i start wf dt 1 face

***clears throat and sits down comfortably @ d fifth row......

[color=#1980BC]*walks in, sees lexayfg chilling wit his orijin*

welcome 2 da club, but I think ud enjoy dis meeting more if u take a front row, BTW d whole drinks in here has been paid for by brandnew2 for today so feel free to make ur choice[/color]

DAVE5:
[color=#1980BC]*walks in, sees lexayfg chilling wit his orijin*

welcome 2 da club, but I think ud enjoy dis meeting more if u take a front row, BTW d whole drinks in here has been paid for by brandnew2 for today so feel free to make ur choice[/color]

*empty my cup and walks majestically to d front row*

barman, bring 1 baileys mak i dey sip am 4 here.....

guys wetin dey hapen, y everywhr just dey boring like this?

*coughinq* hmmm....ow una dey Am sorry 4 been absent at d meetinq oo, make nobody come charge me for absentee fine oo na beg i beg..... Brandnew2 (my oga at d top) DAVE5(i swear, one day i will e-break dis guy neck) Lewis0( d main man) and others i greet una ooo..... I heard dat BRANDNEW2 has pay for advance so, barman give me a bottle of andre make i dey sip am......