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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 11:11am On Jan 17, 2015

dechandel:
LOL
How?

You know how you look like na... wink

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 11:12am On Jan 17, 2015

ireneony:
Cool...
Why didn't add pastors and lawyers to the list.

You didn't read it, Irene wink

... I didn't add pastors.

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by dechandel(f): 11:17am On Jan 17, 2015

emusmith:
You know how you look like na...

Cute Lawyer to be??
I know cheesy

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jan 17, 2015

dechandel:
Cute Lawyer to be??
I know

Yea yea... But what other things do you do?

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by dechandel(f): 1:44pm On Jan 17, 2015

emusmith:
Yea yea... But what other things do you do?

You wan help me find work??
I'm a full time student tongue

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 1:50pm On Jan 17, 2015

emusmith:
So I was reminiscing on how people have had to suffer discomfort and delay due to dishonesty and lies from folks from these professions... (Not like they all lie o, but the probability is on the high)

They have different names for it, some are: Discretion, Business tactics, Wisdom, "Okpolo", No. 6 etc.

Someone once asked Abraham Lincoln, "How many legs will a dog have if the tail were to be a leg?"
His response was 4. His tail will never be a leg. Call a spade a spade and not an implement of farming!

My list of TOP Seven Lying Professions beginning from the rear are:

7: Transporters:

These involves conductors and drivers. Just today I almost went a wrong direction because the conductor just wanted me to fill his seat, even after I told him where I was heading! Thank God, I asked a passenger who screamed that I was going opposite and the fare wasn't small.

6. Mechanics

Some of our "car experts" can lie o! They'll tell you to come carry your motor that they're almost through only to go and find out nothing has been done. You go buy unnecessary parts tire because of their plot to make money out of you! Lies you don't have to tell...

5. Police

The highest bidder gets their attention. Especially in that their office, you better not argue with them. Police can paint blue as red. They're still your friends though

4. Business People

You will hear them say, "Na only #10 I dey gain"...Iffa hear! Some of them will forge unnecessary lies just to get you to buy their goods. You know the girl is not too fine, "Yet you'll say, Fine girl, come buy na..." ... Markets like, Alaba, Aba, Ariaria...You must be smart ...Those guys will load you with lies until you buy a fake product...then come back come change am na ...For where? Dem go deny you! Don't pray to be in such situation...

3. Tailors

Tailors sha! I no no wetin I wan call them o...
They will tell you Come Tomorrow, by 5PM! Hmm! Go by 6PM, your material still dey for ground... Lol... Some are good but some, when you give them material, just stay there until they start sewing o and get to some extent, otherwise na sorry get you . You get wedding on Saturday, you planned to cloth the cloth on Friday, you may be disappointed- Follow him/ her up from Monday! No be dia fault sha, dem too get plenty work!

2. Lawyers

You may not have been made to suffer unnecessary allegation because a lawyer stood against the truth he is meant to defend but some have...And it's wicked! I know they do it legally but it's still a lie. The bad part is, They'll put it so nicely even when they know it's a lie! The No. 1 on this list have some of them to cover up for their lies, no surprise most of them later delve into Politics...this takes us to the No.1...

1. Politicians

These are the kings of Lies...
Read this story...A certain man went to heaven, he saw a fan rolling so slowly, he asked why, The angels told him "the fans roll fast depending on the number of lies you've told. The slow one was that of Mother Theresa..." (To cut it short) he saw a room filled with industrial fans blowing everywhere (that's where the angels go to rest and jist), he asked why the fans were so fast, He was told that room solely belongs to politicians!

These folks have Masters in Lying. Believe them at your own peril! .
It's almost impossible to find a truthful one! PDP, APC or Others? All are same!

This is my List!

You can add yours...

TGIF, Friends!

you rock bro

this got me CRACKING >>
You know the girl is not too fine, "Yet you'll say, Fine girl, come buy na..." grin

thumbs up man.

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jan 17, 2015

dechandel:
You wan help me find work??
I'm a full time student

Lol OK

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 4:26pm On Jan 17, 2015

Kizmarty:
you rock bro

this got me CRACKING >>
You know the girl is not too fine, "Yet you'll say, Fine girl, come buy na..."

thumbs up man.

LoL...Bro! Na so na...False hope everywhere... sweet mouths!

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by HizMissy(f): 4:46pm On Jan 18, 2015

Dreal1247:
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Will you vote for a liar?

Yes i will.

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jan 18, 2015

HizMissy:
Yes i will.

hmm

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by slimpoppa(m): 8:52pm On Jan 20, 2015

OP, e be like say you no dey call Telecoms' customer care.

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by tempex88(m): 8:53pm On Jan 20, 2015

Consulatants....irrespective of the field

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by hotgunz(m): 8:53pm On Jan 20, 2015

Food vendors, na everytime food d cost for market...

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by AJOT99(m): 8:54pm On Jan 20, 2015

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by lordnammy(m): 8:57pm On Jan 20, 2015

lawyer and police then politician grin

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by UnknownT: 8:57pm On Jan 20, 2015

No.6 Pastors

Now imagine a pastor that is also a politician and also a lawyer grin

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 20, 2015

hotgunz:
Food vendors, na everytime food d cost for market...

Na every time oo....Lol... grin

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jan 20, 2015

UnknownT:
No.6 Pastors

Now imagine a pastor that is also a politician and also a lawyer

I don't know any of such.. grin

...do you?

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by franconian: 9:02pm On Jan 20, 2015

Op, where pastors na huh

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Mutuwa(m): 9:03pm On Jan 20, 2015

Carpenters worse o! Chaiiii....

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by xqeypoo: 9:04pm On Jan 20, 2015

Ow about electronics repairers (radionics)

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by annibro(f): 9:04pm On Jan 20, 2015

Well said

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by annibro(f): 9:04pm On Jan 20, 2015

EroticAngelina:
Yes oo!!!!! your list is absolutely correct and right on point!
Politicians are the biggest liars
tailors go tell u to buy three yard, after them go use only half yard, go keep the rest

Rite on Point. A tailor can mek u shed tears. I once bot material a man can use 2 sew dis long ankle length hausa kaftan with trouser. D tailor sewed a tight jump up gown 4 me & I could hardly raise my hands up... Tight at d armpit

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Kingsimmer(m): 9:05pm On Jan 20, 2015

ehhhhh ....!dis post made me remember ma tailor...

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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by franconian: 9:05pm On Jan 20, 2015

OP, where pastors na huh

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by kiz1to71(m): 9:06pm On Jan 20, 2015

@op,I so much concore with uu.....ur list is perfectly and accurately taken

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jan 20, 2015

franconian:
OP, where pastors na

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by BonaVIta(m): 9:07pm On Jan 20, 2015

SEX WORKERS

Just trying to be modest.

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jan 20, 2015

Kingsimmer:
ehhhhh ....!dis post made me remember ma tailor...

Benji my tailor... undecided

Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by 9iceboi(m): 9:12pm On Jan 20, 2015

The list can't b complete without NIGERIAN GIRLS topping the list sad

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