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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Legendoscar2: 9:55pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Should be politicians, Tailors, Police, Mechanics...and the rest |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by annibro(f): 9:56pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
ceejay80: God bless u.... As in d way they'll describe a property 4u ehn, u'll just start imagining a castle until u get there.......... ............ U: O boy no light Agent: dey jus took d light U: I thot u said evrytin is fixed Agent: dat one na 1day work na. Once u pay renovation will start 3 Likes |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by 100Cents: 9:58pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Dreal1247: GEJ till 2019 |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by skyhadi16(m): 9:59pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Kind of love this section no cursing, no attacks, no argument. Every body enjoying themselves showing one love on one topic. I love you guys may God protect us all and bless us with more wisdom. Regards. |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
ceejay80: How could I ever forget these ones? They're very good at it o... |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by sonnel: 10:16pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Some runs girls go tell u dia life story make u for pity dem but all na lie. |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Ezevajina: 10:24pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I am a barber and I'm also accused of lies..... |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by doopsy(f): 10:26pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Tailors can make a grown up shed tears. ..I had an african atire event , and I really wanted to look tiptop..I gave my fabric to my tailor two weeks before the date..asked him to sew a jump suit for me...to cut the story short..he sewed the clothes on the day of the event, my friends had to all wait for me at the shop... I didn't know what emotion to express...I had rays coming out of my head ...to crown it all the jumpsuit was horrible...I looked like one of the creatures from tales by moonlight... 3 Likes |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by peteruuu(m): 10:28pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
OP,these list aren't complete without DOCTORS!!! You asked why? Because i'm one of em! 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by ggrin(f): 10:30pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
emusmith:its aso-ebi 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by doopsy(f): 10:43pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
hifaif: Hahahahaha... You forgot... a fellow trader /partner sees you trying on a dress, he now chips in" this cloth fine o, na hin you wear come"very annoying especially when you look silly in it.. 2 Likes |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by G12(m): 10:45pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Networker marketers 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by CzarChris(m): 10:46pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Tailors That reminds me I need to get one arrested tomorrow 2 Likes |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Penboy: 11:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
emusmith:Op what happened to the bricklayers? Oga you need 12bags of cement for this wall oo (ifa hear say them use pass 6). |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by 9jatatafo(m): 11:12pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
dechandel:. To criminals that did not go to jail. Ask the ones that hired lawyer stil went to govt school to cool off |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by 9jatatafo(m): 11:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
OP journalists sef dey lie nor be small, dem go write fake news painting it as real. |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Chazzyboy: 11:27pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
jvera:y not give me the material self |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by jdbrasco(m): 11:36pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Wat of Journalism? Lying is very big asset to them oo ; especially d way it's practiced in Nija |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Horllamideh(m): 11:41pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
emusmith:tis called Aso ebi and nt Asuebi 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 11:46pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
doopsy: Very funny set of people. I can imagine some of them on this forum probably smiling as they read our conversation. 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by annibro(f): 11:46pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
doopsy: Hehehehe Or u tel dem I wear a shoe size of 40. Instead of him 2 say I don't ve. Mba! D next tin u hear is 'der is big 39, it'll enter u' & eventually its very tight. U'll hear madam e go expand. 2 Likes |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Tearg1: 11:46pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
RICK ROSS Nko |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by HOTARIO(m): 11:52pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Lawyers don't lie as professionals, but as mere humans. The profession is noble and a lawyer as an advocate merely canvasses his case relying on laws made by the legislature and decided cases by the Courts as authority to buttress his points. Also, when it comes to the argument of those points a lawyer is just a human being with a different view of the issues as opposed to the person or lawyer on the other side just like football fans analysing the same game of football but holding different views, save for the fact that in law, you must cite your authority (statutory or case law). Be informed. #LawyersRock |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Blackeard(m): 11:57pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
OP you forgot to add footballers. Mehn those guys can lie. I footballer will catch the ball with his bare hands but still be arguing with referee when the whistle is blown. I'm sure if puyol stares hard at cristiano, he will dive and say puyol pushed him. Look at suarez. All of them liars. I think footballers top the chart on the one. |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 11:57pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
ggrin: I was beginning to wonder if asuebi was another type of clothes until I saw this. 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 11:57pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
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Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Nobody: 12:01am On Jan 21, 2015 |
Transporters,so true... I was once in a bus goin to Asaba & after like an hour, d elderly woman sittin next to me asked me wer exactly we whr & I told her. She became baffled & strtd screamin dat d guy loadin d bus deceived her just to fill up d vacant seat. Her actual destination was Nsukka thus she strtd cryin... Long story short,she has a relation who stay in Asaba so she had to sleep over thr & that was aftr we helped her call & tell them wer to pick her as she doesn't know anywer in Asaba. Very funny incident. 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by annibro(f): 12:03am On Jan 21, 2015 |
G12: All these supplement stuffs abi? Evrytin cleanses ur system. Nigerians don suffer though some are good but guys! D best system cleanser is water. 50cl(pure water size) 1st tin in d morning. I grew up 2 know my dad doing dis & he's 81yrs now without any organ problem or eva been hospitalised... Same here; all Glory 2 God 1 Like |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by aniyphil: 12:06am On Jan 21, 2015 |
I can't help but agree with No.3 ...this guy collected the material on the 15th of Dec with a promise to deliver on the 18th for my cousin's wedding that took place on the 20th of Dec. . .as I dey type this line so . ..I never hear from the tailor . ..even after my friend who introduced him to me gave him a call. |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by papercoin(m): 12:14am On Jan 21, 2015 |
WOMAN, isn't that a proffession? Try having a good conversation with an NIA staff...all this guyz are learners |
Re: Seven TOP Lying Professions. by Preshochyx(m): 12:16am On Jan 21, 2015 |
dechandel: Ur new profile photo is awesome |
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