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mirexxx:
ahn ahn tosyn is suppose 2 make d counter thread na

classicB:
But you said no guy will see your pant until he pays d bride price. The only thing I do is to look good

dechandel:
This list is not sexy

duduhemit36:
dis one wey u turn male overnyt.....hope notin

New year resolution

dechandel:
New year resolution

nedu213:
This is a counter thread of: https://www.nairaland.com/2109481/10-things-most-guys-when

1. They wear a clean bra and panties (even those who hardly change bras) just for unforeseen events.

2. They tell their parents they are going to see 'Chioma'.

3. They come much later than schedule (just to send a signal that they aren't desperate, even though they actually are).


4. Naïve and first timers put on some weird undies at least to restrict or perhaps delay access to their....

5. At times their phones go dead (either intentionally or energy cut). This makes the guy feel hopeless.


6. If they actually don't want s*x, they offer to prepare an endless meal or do house chores.

7. They put their phones on silent knowing fully well that their other boyfriends would dial. For those who don't, they harass these poor dudes over the fone.

8. Sometimes, they show up unannounced to assess the guy's level of hygiene or to catch a cheat.

9. They counter sexual advances by acting moody and try to get busy with a giant novel or seasonal movie.

10. The badoo girls just get down straight to business.

duduhemit36:
……………………
…lollllllllllllll

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

Princecalm:
After bathing for close to an hour, they use 30minutes for makeups and then wear metals in the name of jewelries.

nedu213:
This is a counter thread of: https://www.nairaland.com/2109481/10-things-most-guys-when

1. They wear a clean bra and panties (even those who hardly change bras) just for unforeseen events.

2. They tell their parents they are going to see 'Chioma'.

3. They come much later than schedule (just to send a signal that they aren't desperate, even though they actually are).


4. Naïve and first timers put on some weird undies at least to restrict or perhaps delay access to their....

5. At times their phones go dead (either intentionally or energy cut). This makes the guy feel hopeless.


6. If they actually don't want s*x, they offer to prepare an endless meal or do house chores.

7. They put their phones on silent knowing fully well that their other boyfriends would dial. For those who don't, they harass these poor dudes over the fone.

8. Sometimes, they show up unannounced to assess the guy's level of hygiene or to catch a cheat.

9. They counter sexual advances by acting moody and try to get busy with a giant novel or seasonal movie.

10. The badoo girls just get down straight to business.

rubey:
And who says he will see my pants

nedu213:
This is a counter thread of: https://www.nairaland.com/2109481/10-things-most-guys-when

1. They wear a clean bra and panties (even those who hardly change bras) just for unforeseen events.

2. They tell their parents they are going to see 'Chioma'.

3. They come much later than schedule (just to send a signal that they aren't desperate, even though they actually are).


4. Naïve and first timers put on some weird undies at least to restrict or perhaps delay access to their....

5. At times their phones go dead (either intentionally or energy cut). This makes the guy feel hopeless.


6. If they actually don't want s*x, they offer to prepare an endless meal or do house chores.

7. They put their phones on silent knowing fully well that their other boyfriends would dial. For those who don't, they harass these poor dudes over the fone.

8. Sometimes, they show up unannounced to assess the guy's level of hygiene or to catch a cheat.

9. They counter sexual advances by acting moody and try to get busy with a giant novel or seasonal movie.

10. The badoo girls just get down straight to business.

rubey:
I said boyfriend mumu!

zick19:
Sister, YOU DULL!!! So, boyfriend is nt a guy abi

emror4u:
u dont need to be harsh dear to pass ur message along

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over

simplemach:
They keep all the money on them at home,
Come hungry,
Make their hair look rough,
Keep their good fones and come with the problematic ones,
Chatter a whole keke expecting that you pay when they arrive.
E.t.c.

rubey:
And who says he will see my pants

rubey:
The only thing I do whenever I am going to my bf's house is:
Plan to sleep over