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No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


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Wow....

MzNelly:
Wow....

Nice right?

DickDastardly:
Nice right?

It's actually kinna cool, regardless of how weird it sounds.

But wait, you'd want a wife that would be competitng on how many bottles of Gulder she can down faster than you?

MzNelly:
It's actually kinna cool, regardless of how weird it sounds.

But wait, you'd want a wife that would be competitng on how many bottles of Gulder she can down faster than you?

Uuumm, not really, but you see, a tipsy woman gives the best styles

DickDastardly:
Uuumm, not really, but you see, a tipsy woman gives the best styles

The baby on your profile pic is soooo cute! Is it yours?

Ma good ol' Dicky, always on point!
So so correct, FP to counter the one for the wives

Counter terrorism

MzNelly:
The baby on your profile pic is soooo cute! Is it yours?

Thats my baby, Marisol. Thanks

Blakjewelry:
Counter terrorism

DickDastardly:
Thats my baby, Marisol. Thanks

Awwwwnnn What's Marisol mean?

MzNelly:
Awwwwnnn What's Marisol mean?

Its spanish. Means Maria of Soleidad. Origin from Maria apparition in soleidad. Catholic things

DickDastardly:
Its spanish. Means Maria of Soleidad. Origin from Maria apparition in soleidad. Catholic things

Wow
And how old is the cute thang?

MzNelly:
Wow
And how old is the cute thang?

My baby, thing? if i catch u ee she is 5months

DickDastardly:
My baby, thing? if i catch u ee she is 5months

Boy, she's cute
You are one lucky Papa

MzNelly:
Boy, she's cute
You are one lucky Papa

Thanks dearie

That is not the marriage I envision. Buying special buckets and ashtrays? Is he alright?

duh

Summary, she should avidly support her hubby in:
Gambling, Drinking, Clubbing and what have you...
#EndTimeThings

ok next

Op i disagree with some of your posts .


What's my husband doing in a club ?

and without me for that matter?




Let me give you better points jare .

1. Pillow fights: Not only men can start this women can too

2. Paint his toe and finger nails just for fun.

3. Initiate sex: This sort of give men a feeling that they're wanted but most women don't do it i wonder why.

4. Wash his car: Sounds silly right but it's fun , even though there's someone washing it you can still take it up once in a while


5.Bath him: Remind him of his childhood days, you're now partially his mum remember

@No1. My uncle's wife used to do that often. And she'll even order for her own soup but na malt she dey always go for while we go for....... Una don know naah

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


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No 9 is the bomb !!!!!!but may be interpreted wrongly ....ladies discretion is advises ....not all men will handle it correctly !

hmmm

Cool..especially having a quickie at any corner without being spotted!!heheheheheheheheh

My favourite tho!!

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

If a girl had written this, it would have totally blown my mind. Number 3 got me laughing hard, no wife would do that.

OP nice list especially 3! Ladies should pls learn to forecast for their boyfriends o!

hmm.this Op no go kill person with laughter ooo.WTF

Blow jobs every morning

1759 Love better than all this BBM,FB Love

My mama doing more than this for my papa since 1759 till date..

DickDastardly:
Its spanish. Means Maria of Soleidad. Origin from Maria apparition in soleidad. Catholic things

Aawwww cute baby

Borrow me for 2weeks