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EfemenaXY:
The goat looks evil abeg.

Babyosisi can handle it better. She's a strong woman. Add Tchidi Moca join.

Hmmm. Babayosisi will disappear with my meat. I don't trust her. she too like goat meat.

tchidi:
*inching away slowly*

But abeg, seriously, na goat be that?? It has a surprised look on its face.. like 'Back Off Human!! Back dahell Off'

*** Drags her back to the goat...***

You try. Where're you dodging to?

Abeg help them with Chillisauce's goat!

Chillisauce:
Hmmm. Babayosisi will disappear with my meat. I don't trust her. she too like goat meat.

#faints#

EfemenaXY:
*** Drags her back to the goat...***

You try. Where're you dodging to?

Abeg help them with Chillisauce's goat!

Ok... but the goat has such a cool hairstyle, like a mohawk.... let's just keep it as a pet and buy frozen goat meat na!!

Herzumpther:
All cocoyams are eaten. yes those slimy once are use for bitter leaf and Ede soup.

The one I don't like is water yam. I only buy it when I want to use it for akara.

cocoyam for akara? How?

Chillisauce:
You and edwife will hold the hands and legs respectively.
Cococandy will hold the ears and pull the head backward while herzumpther will slice the throat

Kimoni is gonna do the roasting to remove the hairs

i don't think I can stand the sight of a big animal being killed.
When me n hubby went to a farm to buy lamb, I just refused to get close to where it was being killed.
I can't even watch when my bro kills a chicken.

But I love meat

Chicken and legume roast

Chillisauce:
So I went to a farm to buy goat

Efemenaxy pls come and kill this goat for me

men this goat is cute o. See sexy eyes

Akposy:
cocoyam for akara? How?

Water yam i said.

tchidi:
Ok... but the goat has such a cool hairstyle, like a mohawk.... let's just keep it as a pet and buy frozen goat meat na!!

Actually it's a short young horse.

I don't understand the breed.

cococandy:
i don't think I can stand the sight of a big animal being killed.
When me n hubby went to a farm to buy lamb, I just refused to get close to where it was being killed.
I can't even watch when my bro kills a chicken.

But I love meat

Of cos you do.

Herzumpther:
All cocoyams are eaten. yes those slimy once are use for bitter leaf and Ede soup.

The one I don't like is water yam. I only buy it when I want to use it for akara.

cocoyam for akra? How?

EfemenaXY:
The goat looks evil abeg.

Babyosisi can handle it better. She's a strong woman. Add Tchidi Moca join.

You are indirectly saying I am the most likely to commit murder
Chai
Fear God o

jumzzy448:
Mia kuka


ewa agoin ( don't know if I spelt it well)

its Agoyin. Pls gimme ur recipe

Akposy:
cocoyam for akra? How?

Water yam.

Herzumpther:
Water yam i said.

sorry..i wanted to type water yam

Chillisauce:
You and edwife will hold the hands and legs respectively.
Cococandy will hold the ears and pull the head backward while herzumpther will slice the throat

Kimoni is gonna do the roasting to remove the hairs

Chilli, you don land? You've been MIA for a while. So na goat you go buy wey we no see you for kitchen

I like this part of the job sha, as long as the goat don die, I no mind.

EfemenaXY:


I said "grab" the dude. You dey do Ajebutter.

Better hold your man well-well before some fast babe snatches him, Tchidi.

I and Moca have already bought our gele o!

Jisssooooo ehhhh, na your ears go put you for wahala..

Chillisauce:
Oh oh.
Roland where art thou.

I am in Hiding singing "I be ready made, I no be Okrika ooo"

Akposy darling I think the chims chims were a little bit chunky but thanks anyways I love the crunchiness

Ff

My chims chims thanks to Akposy

datalossvictim1:
My chims chims thanks to Akposy

French babe,you go fit swallow this your chims-chims

Eyop:
French babe,you go fit swallow this your chims-chims

Lmao!! First of all I was thinking about buzzing you few minutes ago.

Secondly they just swole up in the oven but they are delicious..

Lastly, let me use google translate for your signature. I only learnt English in France

Edited: aaww we thank God too!

datalossvictim1:
Lmao!! First of all I was thinking about buzzing you few minutes ago.

Secondly they just swole up in the oven but they are delicious..

Lastly, let me use google translate for your signature. I only learnt English in France

...First of all,was the buzzing for me to come and eat chims-chims

Secondly,please make sure you chew very well before you swallow so it doesn't hook your throat

Lastly,As a french babe you don't need to use a translator for my signature

Eyop:
...First of all,was the buzzing for me to come and eat chims-chims

Secondly,please make sure you chew very well before you swallow so it doesn't hook your throat

Lastly,As a french babe you don't need to use a translator for my signature

Lol shuush osiso

Cook Afang soup for us this weekend

Herzumpther:
This woman

There is this thing chillisauce posted and called it sausage. 2 years ago my elder sister and her husband took me to a party and they served me German food which included that sausage. I then turned to my sister and her husband and said 'Why did they put bolle (roasted plantain) inside my food na' imagine me asking such in the midst of people. My sister just held my mouth and stylishly said 'madam lefty let me cut it for you'......I con code say I don disgrace my sister and her hubby o. It was when I ate it I realized it was not plantain so when chillisauce posted it here I recognized it. I didn't ask my sister for the name because I didn't want her to blast me until I saw it here, I con sabi say na sausage be the name. My sister dey use am yab me till tomorrow.

Lmao!! Hez you are so hilarious! Forwarding this to my sister

datalossvictim1:
Lmao!! Hez you are so hilarious! Forwarding this to my sister

Lol. Not my fault dear, it was looking like plantain.

datalossvictim1:
Lol shuush osiso

Cook Afang soup for us this weekend

Don't mind me oh. Your chims looks good and I guess it will be delicious

May be not Afang but Atama with all the orishirishi but me i like oha soup well well oooh.

Eyop:
Don't mind me oh. Your chims looks good and I guess it will be delicious

May be not Afang but Atama with all the orishirishi but me i like oha soup well well oooh.

aawww and yaay! I just did a little research on Abak Atama soup. DHL my portion oo

Nmmhnm you men and Oha soup does the leaf have northern tendencies in the system

Herzumpther:
Lol. Not my fault dear, it was looking like plantain.

hahah don't mind Germans and their sausages

datalossvictim1:
hahah don't mind Germans and their sausages

Lol.

babyosisi:
You are indirectly saying I am the most likely to commit murder
Chai
Fear God o

Roland17:
Jisssooooo ehhhh, na your ears go put you for wahala..
I am in Hiding singing "I be ready made, I no be Okrika ooo"

Okrika oh, Ready made oh, doesn't matter. All join. Just reserve my spot on the high table sha...