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I salute all wholeheartedly
Pardon any form of blunder in my experience am about to share....actually,my flat mate's experience

This hot afternoon,me and my guys were out chilling after today's stress at school(cos phcn has done what they are talented at doing)

Long story short,i dont know what came over my flatmate;he ran outside like somebody being chased by nollywood ghost just to ''shake''at the bush opp our block(what you guys know as urinating).

Lo and behold,when he finished the deed and was about to zip up his pant,it got stuck with the skin of his ''tomtom''(what my friend would call penisula'')

Unfortunately for him,some group of girls including the girl he's been chasing since God knows,were approaching

Come see as my guy dey between the delima of applying law of gravity in removing the zip from his member,crying from pains and succesfully hidding his member which the girls have already seen..he ran in with his thing still stuck when he noticed the girls coming....i haven't seen him since the incidence cos of.................


The funniest part was that na them girls were embarrassed instead of the guy,though,he was embarrassed a bit too..



Now guys,has anything like that ever happened to you??...
What would you do??
Would you be embarrassed??

112 view and no comment.....haaaa....our guys here no get joystick??...abi them no dey wear pant with zip

omor... na iron pant ah de use oo... with button+ facial recognition...

how is your friend's thing?

i wouldnt be embarrassed abi their boyfriend no get dickk, as for the girl he was crushing on the incident would be a good ice breaker when talking to her. i'd just joke about it

It never gonna happen

zick19:
YOU MUST BE A DICKLESS TRAITOR FOR REVEALING THIS KIND OF OCCURENCE FOR THE LADIES TO SEE, DON'T YOU KNOW IT HAPPENS WHEN WE ARE NOT WEARING BOXERS OR PANTIES.... OYA LADIES, CLOSE YOUR EYES

haba bros.,not only that self,it can get stuck with the strand of d hair too na

You get deek?

kevinberry:
It never gonna happen

keeper1:
You get deek?

No but you can dash me your own
Cow

kevinberry:
No but you can dash me your own
Cow

this one is certainly from ghana!