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Now!
This thread is to help our dear single-no-sigh-of-getting-boo brothers in the house
According to a report reaching our side here,90% guys dont know how to attract females to themselves

You belong to this category?...sit tight and grap a popcorn as we find a solution to your pro...........get ready to buy 10 dozen of comdon

*1=>eat good food
According to another report reaching us,we discover that most of you guys lack protein...maka why would you just be eating amala without some touch of protein...my brother,endeavor to buy just one peak milk in a month..that sure would be enough

*2=>brush your teeth for at least 15mins
My brothers,i have been trying this and it's been working for me since ages.....brush your teeth with toothpaste+salt+ash+alum....after that...just walk out of your house and just make sure your teeth can be seen from 2miles away...trust me...it always swip girls off their feet

*3=>go to shoprite
Go to shoprite and buy turkey,eat the turkey alone(dont give anybody o)trust me..girls like those who eat turkey...just follow no.2 procedure...your teeth must be opened

*4=>be unclad
Maka why are you guys hiding that 6 packs(even if na 1 pack,pack na pack)..girls love sexy guys...flaunt your pack and let them know you have arrived

*5=>try to fight
Trust me guys,why do you think girls like jet libecause he can fight!.....try and fight with any and every oppurtunity..........they are dying for you.........




I hope with this point of mine...i have helped the single guys...and of course..the semi single guy to become a player........






P.s...i'm a player,i have 18 gfs.......10 are 'g' and 8 are ''f'',....no ''s'' for now

Incase

children opening threads and posting rubbish

gambudu:
children opening threads and posting rubbish

gabudududu......it means ''yam'' seedlings in my native lang.

I no go qoute you o...cos...gambududu means ''masquarade'' in kogi

gambudu:
children opening threads and posting rubbish

This is what I call the gobbledegook of the kpotokios in the crass and macadam lugubrious ludicrous vituperation of a fugacious razzle-dazzle embedded in a pukuapuku sphinxianconundrum thalidomide.

Op you are hereby outlawed from NL with outright effect.

May my case behold a divine halo of an iconic corpus.

Ok

bros you don try o..

but make i ask you... u ma sef u do all these before u been get ur babe??

EmmGee:
bros you don try o..

but make i ask you... u ma sef u do all these before u been get ur babe??

oh God...ask mariole and ggrin

keeper1:
oh God...ask mariole and ggrin

guy who dem be?

are they ur chickens... sorry i meant babes

klark3:
This is what I call the gobbledegook of the kpotokios in the crass and macadam lugubrious ludicrous vituperation of a fugacious razzle-dazzle embedded in a pukuapuku sphinxianconundrum thalidomide.

Op you are hereby outlawed from NL with outright effect.

May my case behold a divine halo of an iconic corpus.

. Chaii...U̶̲̥̅̊ be CLERK indeed.

iceberylin:
Incase

say

ggrin:
say

E hit Fp

iceberylin:
E hit Fp

frontpage ko backpage ni

ggrin:
frontpage ko backpage ni

middle page

ggrin:
fronthole ko backhole ni

Bad gurl

iceberylin:
Bad gurl

na wetin make me hate u b thi

mytime24:
middle page

side page sef dy

ggrin:
na wetin make me hate u b thi

Me and you know say u love me

ggrin:
side page sef dy

yes ooh, so Op don get too many to choOose frm nw

iceberylin:
Me and you know say u love me

m**h


Oya bribe me nw

ggrin:
m**h


Oya bribe me nw

Ggrin boo
Biko

iceberylin:
Ggrin boo
Biko

u dy fear?

mytime24:
yes ooh, so Op don get too many to choOose frm nw

u wicked

ggrin:
u dy fear?

Fear who

ggrin:
u wicked

make sure u're here to defend mi when i cme calliN 4help, dat dude wil soOon firE bAck ooOooh

mytime24:
make sure u're here to defend mi when i cme calliN 4help, dat dude wil soOon firE bAck ooOooh

sis, ur on ur own o

Am not chris tucker

iceberylin:
Fear who

mind ya sef o m*a*

ggrin:
mind ya sef o m*a*

Na B reamain ooo

ggrin:
sis, ur on ur own o

Am not chris tucker

i don enter 1chaNcE