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I met her at a viewing center, I had only #450 wit
me, i took her to a restaurant so we can actually relate very well. After paying d bike man #100, I had just #350, hoping to buy two bottles of malt worth #240 so I could use the remaining change to take bike when we are done but b4 I knew what was happening, she has ordered for two bottles of small stout #400, 1 plate of pepper soup #500, a Hollandia yogurt #350, 1 plate of rice #400 (tears on ma mind already). U know there are many people in there, I just sat there speechless watching as she was enjoying herself, she requested for extra beer, I was thinking what to do to avoid this embarrassment then she told me to go outside & get her #500 suya from the Aboki man, immediately I stepped outside, what do you think i did?

Only an idi0t will go back

From the picture seems like you bought her the Suya

And yoruba man wuld buy d suya on credit and give 2 d girl.

You bought 350 suya with the rest money in your pocket and went back to the restaurant

crying















































ewu togo

iceberylin:
From the picture seems like you bought her the Suya

The mugu did

samflexxy:
You bought 350 suya with the rest money in your pocket and went back to the restaurant

haaaaaa

Tribalist be like

asdfjklhaha:
And yoruba man wuld buy d suya on credit and give 2 d girl.

samflexxy:
You bought 350 suya with the rest money in your pocket and went back to the restaurant

......nope

KingTom:
The mugu did

You don see person weh mumu pass u

*adjust_my_glasses..... Is that not suya in her front

oluwafemi113:
I met her at a viewing center, I had only #450 wit
me, i took her to a restaurant so we can actually relate very well. After paying d bike man #100, I had just #350, hoping to buy two bottles of malt worth #240 so I could use the remaining change to take bike when we are done but b4 I knew what was happening, she has ordered for two bottles of small stout #400, 1 plate of pepper soup #500, a Hollandia yogurt #350, 1 plate of rice #400 (tears on ma mind already). U know there are many people in there, I just sat there speechless watching as she was enjoying herself, she requested for extra beer, I was thinking what to do to avoid this embarrassment then she told me to go outside & get her #500 suya from the Aboki man, immediately I stepped outside, what do you think i did?

i smell lies......

are u a foreign mugu?

oluwafemi113:
I met her at a viewing center, I had only #450 wit
me, i took her to a restaurant so we can actually relate very well. After paying d bike man #100, I had just #350, hoping to buy two bottles of malt worth #240 so I could use the remaining change to take bike when we are done but b4 I knew what was happening, she has ordered for two bottles of small stout #400, 1 plate of pepper soup #500, a Hollandia yogurt #350, 1 plate of rice #400 (tears on ma mind already). U know there are many people in there, I just sat there speechless watching as she was enjoying herself, she requested for extra beer, I was thinking what to do to avoid this embarrassment then she told me to go outside & get her #500 suya from the Aboki man, immediately I stepped outside, what do you think i did?

U turned to thin air

iceberylin:
You don see person weh mumu pass me abi?

I tell you

KingTom:
I tell you

Goat

samflexxy:
Tribalist be like

Abeg o am not a tribalist I was replying to iceberlin's post unfortunately he modified it.

iceberylin:
Goat

Mugu Cow!

iceberylin:
Only an idi0t will go back

i'm telling u

oluwafemi113:
I met her at a viewing center, I had only #450 wit
me, i took her to a restaurant so we can actually relate very well. After paying d bike man #100, I had just #350, hoping to buy two bottles of malt worth #240 so I could use the remaining change to take bike when we are done but b4 I knew what was happening, she has ordered for two bottles of small stout #400, 1 plate of pepper soup #500, a Hollandia yogurt #350, 1 plate of rice #400 (tears on ma mind already). U know there are many people in there, I just sat there speechless watching as she was enjoying herself, she requested for extra beer, I was thinking what to do to avoid this embarrassment then she told me to go outside & get her #500 suya from the Aboki man, immediately I stepped outside, what do you think i did?

That girl must be from my home town....


because my home town girl no dey carry last for this kind show.....

I represent IMO

This story is not original




I've seen it online before

These girls. She just wanted it all on day one.

Sey na d girl be this because all d thing wey u mention no dey her front na! Na only suya and five alive

KingTom:
Mugu Cow!

Tom

iceberylin:
Tom

Ice

KingTom:
Ice prince

Yes boy

iceberylin:
Yes my King

My subject, speak!

KingTom:
i know am a basterd.

Pele

iceberylin:
I be gay o

Chai no come near me o

KingTom:
Chai no cone neard me o

Ggrin come see oooo

iceberylin:
Ggrin come see oooo

Na you teach me na