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butanep:
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.

6 Signs to know a broke girl.

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafucka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food.  Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big fucking lier.

4.  Broke girls LOVE social media.


She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.

Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.

Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.

We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....

@OP: you just reveal some people secrets!!

pinkycute:
Whatever

Did i just hit a nerve? Sorry! Didnt mean to

Nairaland babes have suffered

Broke guys are always worried abt what "broke" girls do

Vibra:
NL guysboys sha...girls this girls that.The Op said broke girls not ladies so e no concern me

u felt threatened by the OP post, Are u a broke lady

fake accent,flashy makeup nd dressing,colour riot combination,etc

Truckpusher:
Only God can tell the particular girl that frustrated this op today.

No lady frustrated me guy... It is what we see on a daily basis which I want the ladies to know...

machinegundammy:
u felt threatened by the OP post, Are u a broke lady

Whether you are a lady or a guy, you fall under the same category...

only a broke ass nigga worries about a broke b*tch.

debolly:
Op....Seriously, all these for a broke girl.....so only broke girls love social media. That can't be true

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Herzumpther:
How we go take know broke guys eh Odillz

They dey always prefer to cook okro soup instead of indomie

Suit yourself

jacksparrow1207:
Did i just hit a nerve? Sorry! Didnt mean to

I have NO sign of being a broke girl...but i am a broke girl. So i beg to differ with all ur points

Lol...I can see the op is so vexed...I can't wait to read the 6 key signs to know a broke as niga,which I'm so sure it would come up

Broke girls be like...

owolawitola:
I have NO sign of being a broke girl...but i am a broke girl. So i beg to differ with all ur points

No fight me o.

Odillz:
They dey always prefer to cook okro soup instead of indomie

Lmao. Me e for last abi?

ritallegro:
Lol...I can see the op is so vexed...I can't wait to read the 6 key signs to know a broke as niga,which I'm so sure it would come up

yea. I always get annoyed seeing broke girls all in the street... they are parasitic

butanep:
Whether you are a lady or a guy, you fall under the same category...

If u so badly want ME to then next time you take the initiative to generalise your topic ok

Herzumpther:
Lmao. Me e for last abi?

Make e for last 6days

Lol why would i fight u. I just said the truth. Feel free to use it against me

Tymax:
Broke girls be like...
No fight me o.

Odillz:
Make e for last 6days

Lol. You eh.

Herzumpther:
Lol. You eh.

talking from experience.

I'm presently a broke girl but without all these "features"...might want to go back to your drawing board

Odillz:
talking from experience.

Hmmmm OK.

moreeni:
I'm presently a broke girl but without all these "features"...might want to go back to your drawing board

You are saying the reverse. It means the signs are clearly in you... Hope I didn't hit you so hard....

butanep:
You are saying the reverse. It means the signs are clearly in you... Hope I didn't hit you so hard....

Sweetie, comprehension will continue to feature in major exams

pinkycute:
Suit yourself

Easy tiger

anoda one is trying to know what a guy earn as salary and den telling d guy she is not comfortable with it simply because d guy propose to her. she want to sit don look make d guy dey fetch money come.

owolawitola:
Lol why would i fight u. I just said the truth. Feel free to use it against me

Awwww. Now you're making me feel sorry. Stop manipulating me.

wristwatch:
I hope 9ja babes will give an expensive gift 2 dir bfs this year val.

I pray oh. My own gift is going to be a parting one. I don tire for the broke ass sense-babe

moreeni:
Sweetie, comprehension will continue to feature in major exams

Chaiii!! This babe u don finish d guy!!! #NiceOne.