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6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by butanep(m): 5:23pm On Feb 05, 2015
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.

6 Signs to know a broke girl.

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafucka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food.  Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big fucking lier.

4.  Broke girls LOVE social media.


She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.

Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.

Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.

We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 5:25pm On Feb 05, 2015
hmm

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Psalmwise(m): 5:30pm On Feb 05, 2015
Bro abeg change dat ur sings to sign nah ...abi no b wetin u wan talk bdat....,
Ehn..owk make I go read wetin u write sef...

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by chingydaboss(m): 5:33pm On Feb 05, 2015
It applies for both boiz nd gals.. especially no 4.. it pisses me off wen I see guys doing it

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by HURUCHI(m): 5:37pm On Feb 05, 2015
Hehehehehehhehehe. Wiked
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by butanep(m): 5:37pm On Feb 05, 2015
Psalmwise:
Bro abeg change dat ur sings to sign nah ...abi no b wetin u wan talk bdat....,
Ehn..owk make I go read wetin u write sef...
noted... thanks

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 5:40pm On Feb 05, 2015
not totally true

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by immortalvoices(m): 5:45pm On Feb 05, 2015
Nneka123:
hmm

Reminiscinggrin

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by falconey(m): 5:46pm On Feb 05, 2015
diddydiva:
not totally true
busted!!!!!

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 5:50pm On Feb 05, 2015
immortalvoices:


Reminiscinggrin
not really tongue
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 5:51pm On Feb 05, 2015
falconey:
busted!!!!!
busted?

you mean pipe line busted?

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 5:51pm On Feb 05, 2015
Op....Seriously, all these for a broke girl.....so only broke girls love social media. That can't be true

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by blackCITIZEN(m): 5:53pm On Feb 05, 2015
butanep:
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.

6 Signs to know a broke girl.

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafucka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food.  Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big fucking lier.

4.  Broke girls LOVE social media.


She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.

Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.

Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.

We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....
To wrap it up... "If you try to date them, they will BEG THE HELL out of you" julius bergers

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by damseyl(f): 5:57pm On Feb 05, 2015
The signs to knw the ones who are nt broke nko?

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by butanep(m): 6:00pm On Feb 05, 2015
damseyl:
The signs to knw the ones who are nt broke nko?
the reverse is the case...
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by immortalvoices(m): 6:03pm On Feb 05, 2015
Nneka123:
not really tongue

Level don change na cool
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 6:06pm On Feb 05, 2015
I hope 9ja babes will give an expensive gift 2 dir bfs this year val.

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by butanep(m): 6:12pm On Feb 05, 2015
wristwatch:
I hope 9ja babes will give an expensive gift 2 dir bfs this year val.
I just hope so...
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by amosamali(m): 6:19pm On Feb 05, 2015
debolly:
Op....Seriously, all these for a broke girl.....so only broke girls love social media. That can't be true

Nope
Loving a social Media is just part of a Broke girl's characteristics!

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by amosamali(m): 6:21pm On Feb 05, 2015
damseyl:
The signs to knw the ones who are nt broke nko?

Relax I'm pretty sure there is a counter thread!
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by iamphilips(m): 6:21pm On Feb 05, 2015
hmmmmmm this z going to FrontPage!

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Rulloor(m): 6:31pm On Feb 05, 2015
Lol. Not far from the truth.
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 6:47pm On Feb 05, 2015
So iv been dating broke gals all my life?
Somebody pls call 911, I need deliverance cry cry cry

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by MZdamola(f): 6:49pm On Feb 05, 2015
Psalmwise:
Bro abeg change dat ur sings to sign nah ...abi no b wetin u wan talk bdat....,
Ehn..owk make I go read wetin u write sef...
grin
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by MZdamola(f): 6:50pm On Feb 05, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
So iv been dating broke gals all my life?
Somebody pls call 911, I need deliverance cry cry cry
grin takes a broke person to know another broke person.... #lipssealed#

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 6:54pm On Feb 05, 2015
MZdamola:

grin takes a broke person to know another broke person.... #lipssealed#

U mean the op is also broke? Cuz i never realised they were broke gals until i saw this

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Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by MZdamola(f): 7:07pm On Feb 05, 2015
jacksparrow1207:


U mean the op is also broke? Cuz i never realised they were broke gals until i saw this
grin
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by teemanbastos(m): 7:08pm On Feb 05, 2015
j
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by mascot87(m): 7:08pm On Feb 05, 2015
hehehehehehe
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by youngwarlocks: 7:09pm On Feb 05, 2015
ok
Re: 6 Key Signs To Know A Broke Ass Girl. by Nobody: 7:09pm On Feb 05, 2015
NL guysboys sha...girls this girls that.The Op said broke girls not ladies so e no concern me

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