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Vibra:
NL guysboys sha...girls this girls that.The Op said broke girls not ladies so e no concern me

Jchi9876:
Broke guys are always worried abt what "broke" girls do

jacksparrow1207:
U do all of these things?

MZdamola:
Nah

jacksparrow1207:
Good then

MZdamola:
Lo sun

jacksparrow1207:
Hehehe
Orun ke? Mba!
Except u wanna tuck me to bed

MZdamola:
Tuck ko, if ah slap you ehn, u wee meet urself in dreamland already

jacksparrow1207:
Ha! Damola!!! Se u be ibadan gal ni? If u slap me, na 6ft under d ground b dat o. Abeg pitY me

MZdamola:
Proudly Ibadan

jacksparrow1207:
Lol. O clear baje. Oya mk we pm small bfr sleep cme na

MZdamola:

MZdamola:

sidecheek:
Broke beetches everywhere¿
Small time now, they'd be forming Alicia Keys¿
Get a job, for wia?¿
You get spoilt when you don't come across as lazy and broken¿
That's when the wives see you and wanna to tear you apart, not because they are Hurt¿ na becos shame dey catch dem for you¿
Ladies don't get it¿ sometimes they come just to size you Up¿ it dey annoy say u no Come reach half¿
Be the one That the wives and 'figure-head' main chics will see and begin count stone¿
Do your runs if you must but get a flipin job Too¿ it makes him respect you more¿
See as dem wash you for hia¿
Oya, start saving your coins for the next vivienne westwood bag when your mates are getting it as a gift, with a shoe too¿
Just because the guys know that they can afford it¿
The picture of food tho. You mean oooo @op¿
You'd see them at a fast-food rendezvous clamoring for one meatpie and a hungry niqqa who only borrowed the 1k To come impress the 500 naira lay!!!¿
Make una go borrow sense if you no get¿
Quote me, say rubbish and fry¿

Nicklaus:
add me love 26d533aa, or drop urs.

butanep:
There are broke girls everywhere in Niga. You might think some are daughters of the governor, senator or a very rich man, guy no level for some of them as they are broke like church rat. What you see in them are mere camouflage. When you get to know them, you go know say "che che" nor gum them. Don't be fooled by their phones or bags or wears or shoes. Most of them are borrowed items use for showing off.
Relax with a bottle of cooled drink as I unveil the signs of a broke ass girl.

6 Signs to know a broke girl.

1. Broke girls remain focused on keeping their hair and nails done.

The broke girls are so worried about how their hair looks? The broke ass girls is always concern with her hail or nails. You see paint of different colours on her nails. They always lied about the cost of hail or nails. Some will tell you they fixed their nailes for 50k whereas a girl did it for them for just 100 box. Everywhere you turn there are girls with designer purses, and only 100 or two hundred naira is in that muthafucka. Having a purse with no money in it is like being a firefighter that fights fires with a super soaker, you can’t get shit done.

2. Broke girls are always looking for a Baller in the club.

I’m sorry, the broke ass girls always stand by the bar like a dead wood demanding for drinks as fit she has the money“Please sir, I want some more.” And, you expect a guy to be a financial powerhouse? Broke girls perch on the bar waiting for free drinks like crows at the park waiting on free food.  Being broke and looking for a rich dude is like being homeless and refusing to hang out with other bums, because you’re looking for a more sophisticated crowd to hang out with.

3. Broke girls love to tell people what to spend money on.

She knows all the latest fashion trends and every new expensive restaurant in town, but she has no idea where a business centre is. Every time I get around a broke girl, all she talks about is the new iPhone or the new iPad, and the entire time I’m thinking, “Hey, how about finding an iJob?” Broke girls are very focused on appearing to be rich, which is why they need the iPhone and the iPad. Too bad Apple doesn’t make an iBus . I once knew a girl so broke, when she called me, she always complain of her uncles not spending her the recent electronic gadget but I was so surprised she couldn't operate my dell laptop the day she came to my house. I just smile facially but in my heart, this girl is a big fucking lier.

4.  Broke girls LOVE social media.


She may be allergic to a job application, but you better believe she has a status update every four seconds. Broke girls will comment on every single photo, link, article and fan page in creation. Broke girls will literally narrate their entire day through Facebook as if they are some kind of superhero.

Some girls may be wondering, “Do I post things that make me look broke?” Here are a few questions to ask yourself to find out if you post like a broke girl on social media:

Have you ever taken pics of your food at a restaurant?
Doing this makes you look like a homeless person so happy they got a hot meal that they needed proof.

Have you ever posted a status about what you should wear?

Nobody, I repeat, nobody gives half a rat’s ass crack about what you wear to your non-job-related task for the day.

Have you ever taken a picture of yourself holding money?

This is the broke girl I.D badge. No one wants to see your unemployment check money in all fives and singles fanned out with the caption “Hustler” written on the pic. You should hustle your broke ass to a job interview.

5. Broke girls know everyone’s personal business.

When you don’t have a job, it’s easy to stay up to date on all current random ass, unimportant bullshit. Broke girls know everything, it’s like they have a 24-hour news channel that broadcasts all the breaking news you don’t give a shit about. Broke girls can tell you who is dating who, who is getting dumped, and who is moving in or out of the neighborhood. The only thing a broke girl can’t tell you is where the local job fair is being held.

6. Broke girls give the worst goddamn gifts is history.

Broke girls always try to give you stuff that’s free and call it a gift. Every Valentine’s Day, broke girls wrap a cheap stuff with shining cover. They will say that's what they could get for now but bigger one is coming. That is pure deceit. You will keep hoping for the nice gift they promise for ever.

Others are
They always demand for transport when coming to visit you.
They always snap photos in front of exotic cars and expensive buildings.
They are always expecting things abroad.
They move with sets of friends. They are all broke ass.
They dress up with nice bag going nowhere.

We must be careful of the broke ass girls moving round the street. Open your microscopic eyes.
Feel free to add yours....

sweetbaby22:
OP why don't you just tell us your experience with a broke (ass) girl instead of making a list on signs to know a broke girl.
you probably fell for one thinking she was rich cos you are a golddigger and it turned out that it was bad market

sidecheek:
Broke beetches everywhere¿
Small time now, they'd be forming Alicia Keys¿
Get a job, for wia?¿
You get spoilt when you don't come across as lazy and broken¿
That's when the wives see you and wanna to tear you apart, not because they are Hurt¿ na becos shame dey catch dem for you¿
Ladies don't get it¿ sometimes they come just to size you Up¿ it dey annoy say u no Come reach half¿
Be the one That the wives and 'figure-head' main chics will see and begin count stone¿
Do your runs if you must but get a flipin job Too¿ it makes him respect you more¿
See as dem wash you for hia¿
Oya, start saving your coins for the next vivienne westwood bag when your mates are getting it as a gift, with a shoe too¿
Just because the guys know that they can afford it¿
The picture of food tho. You mean oooo @op¿
You'd see them at a fast-food rendezvous clamoring for one meatpie and a hungry niqqa who only borrowed the 1k To come impress the 500 naira lay!!!¿
Make una go borrow sense if you no get¿
Quote me, say rubbish and fry¿

moriton:
Earnestly waiting for a counter thread from them feminist set.

butanep:
tell that to the gods

Nicklaus:
I take it you aren't that broke then, well well tomorrow is my birthday, I would like someone like you to take me out.

butanep:
hmmmmm... I see you talk like the few buoyant girl in Niga... chop kuko

sidecheek:
and in return i get what:¥
butter my bread instead£