Yeye thread on this Sunday morning , SMH ...

emmabest2000:
Yeye thread on this Sunday morning , SMH ...

Is this morning? Or you're in HEAVEN?

WELL IT'S TRUE BUT DO WE NEED TO MENTION IT? MEN NATURALLY ARE MORE EQUIPED THAN WOMEN WITH JUST FEW EXCEPTIONS! GOD HAS GIVEN THEM TRICKS TO COVER THEIR WEAKNESSES. THEY MAY HAVE MONEY BUT WILL WANT HELP STILL! SO JUST HELP THEM BUT AVOID #SIN!

sophtaf:
Mtcheww!

Eh ehn!
OP, Seun, Lalasticlala, see one of dem hia

the nature of women is too complicated, causing them to live the life of using tricks, cunning tactics most of the time to get things from not only men but people..i hate cunning and trickish people...

MichaelSokoto:

Eh ehn!
OP, Seun, Lalasticlala, see one of dem hia

Heheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe its your property! Enjoy!!

so dis is how ur sisters ve been asking for offerings from men.
















chei, op
u ve bad sisters o

Wisdytech:
By Eyo Nse, (CEO Brainnews Ng),

According to my research for many years now, i had discovered that sunday morning normally starts with temptation if not properly treated.
Some ladies are too intelligent to noticed their trickish life in them, but if you use your number six (your brain) you gonna be the winner.

Below points will tell you some of the tricks they(Women) uses to win the men's heart for collection on sundays.

1. PLEASE, SPLIT THIS MONEY FOR ME: This is really popular among the ladies nowadays, maturily done by our sisters, and other female relatives. They tend to bring this so you consider giving them an offering for the day, they really select who to do this to because not everyone will like to listen to them. So kind people may fall for this.

2. CAN I JOIN YOU IN YOUR CAR?: Yes, so trickish in nature i may say, so you may have time to ask them, do you have an offering for today's service, relatives normally does this and sometimes, neighbours does it too, but rarely.

3. TODAY I WILL BE SITTING IN THE CHURCH WITH YOU: Hmmmm! Women there is God ooooo. Imagine trying to be closer to me on a Lord's day cos of offering? This interaction may end in:
Man: Why are you late today?
Woman: Yes ooo, i had no transport that is the reason.
Man: Oh God! Dnt tell me you do not have offering too?
Woman: How did you even know?
Man: Its ok! I will give you some money. Lol! For your mind you don see Mugu?

4. PRAY FOR ME, COS I WON'T COME TODAY: With this they (women) expect a positive response from the men, like, why won't you come? Are you sick? What is wrong with you? Etc. But in reality they need offering money for service that day. This is mainly done by neigbours and distance friends.

5. I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT GOD SAYS YOU SHOULD BLESS ME WITH AN OFFERING: Sorry to use this word, Foolish men normally faces this issue, they (Women) tends to use their head just to get what they want not forgeting that it is the Lords day(Holy day) they are in. So wise, or may i call it intelligent men may not fall for this.

http://brainnewsng.com/ways-women-ask-for-offering-indirectly-on-a-sunday-morning/


ADD YOURS!

was a victim of number 1 five minutes ago.

Make I split 1000 because she wan buy pure water N10. I just close eyes buy am for her