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Being a bachelor has taken me to several kinds of iya basira, nwayi owerri and other local canteens in lagos, so i felt i had to share my experience of various kind of people i meet:
1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like;
"4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water".
N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought in several plates for them to eat as much as possible.
2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can recognize them when you hear;
"madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure water".
3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
"iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat"
NB: this set are the only ones that don't order for water, they prefer the one on the table, used for washing hand".
4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater. After they leave, you start hearing comments especially from the acagons like " haaaaa , ota aje ni awon omo yii o ( this girls are enemy of money o).
5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing "baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir"
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!

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**MODIFIED**
The debtors...they always buy on credit.





Thanks guys for the corrections, I didn't think it would make FP.

what about the ones dat wlii buy small food come add plenty meat.they be like;iya sikiru,give me 2 wraps of fufu,9 pieces of meat,2 big bokotos,5 roundabout fish and one orobo coke,i be like;guy na only u waka come

vickerz:
what about the ones dat wlii buy small food come add plenty meat.they be like;iya sikiru,give me 2 wraps of fufu,9 pieces of meat,2 big bokotos,5 roundabout fish and one orobo coke,i be like;guy na only u waka come

lol, they fall under the oppressors.
wow, so this is how it feels having a post on front page. iya sikira, abeg give everyone 10 wraps of fufu with 1 meat.

make i sharpaly book space. ehen my type too. we fit chop 1 pounded yam 1 meat tens times we don't order at once. very annoying thing

pwreshbawz:
make i sharpaly book space. ehen my type too. we fit chop 1 pounded yam 1 meat tens times we don't order at once. very annoying thing

lol, funny

Yesh

lool.
Lwkmd.
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dusts self...
Rolls on with lafter.

Reclimbs tree..
*falls again*
injured.

Runs out of thread.
I no wan die.

Some people go dey mama buka still dey form ajee...

That's why I like shadrach, meshach, abednego and glory.... They don't eat anyhow.

Pls hit like if you like iya basira food

The Seun Type

Those that keep quiet the whole time and just pay their money and go out.

I don't do buka because I rarely eat out.

lol
reminds me of a buka i went to years ago and my mouth was wide open seeing someone digesting 24 wraps of fufu. That guy will always be remembered as a legend. Anyway,
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What is mama put? Or buka? In France where i school we go to McDonald's

Number 1

hmmm

why is it just making front page now?

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they are some that will buy #200 fufu and order for like #5000 meat, ponmo, fish etc. very irritating.

na thief de do that kind tin. .


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@OP you didnt mention the Bambi Allah, or u dont meet them at the Buka u go to?

SAMBARRY:
Yesh

send addy for dis place

What about those that stand beside Iya bisi pointing to the fattest meat in pot.

No meat...Dis type of pple don't eat meat at all ..dia way is

mummy gimme rice and beans...no put meat...oooo


afta eating

mummy abeg help me with extra......

no 4

SAMBARRY:
Yesh

Chai. Which kain temptation be this for this evening na.

Well said; nice one!

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READING.....

*Spreads mat*
Sipping my alomo

Am surprise tosyne2much didn't create this thread.

The BEGGARS!

Well, you are so damn on point
But in what class can we classify those that bought a single wrap of fufu just to get soup to eat those that they have at home

onosprince:
@OP you didnt mention the Bambi Allah, or u dont meat them at the Buka u go to?

MEET

The Ajekus

They eat the leftovers from customers plate after they must have left