HumbledbYGrace:
will you be my val please say yes....I'll buy you your own okada, those sexy ones so you won't use those buses again. I don't want you experiencing them hugly lagos fights again you hear?

Tovot:
Nah! hahahaha , I don't want. lol, you arent well o gracie, okada is even worse than bus,Except it is a power bike , besides Lagos fights are interesting once you are not involved and no one is hurt.

Tovot:
Nah! hahahaha , I don't want. lol, okada is even worse than bus,Except it is a power bike , besides Lagos fights are interesting once you are not involved and no one is hurt. Why don't you ask laykorn , larrysun or obinoscopy ? Or should I ask my e-bro on your behalf? *straight face*

Juliesexy:
Hi, JoeCutie.

Hope you had a good night rest. Thank God.
Something happened this morning. I woke up to a number of pm's, of which one was from one Joe...something. Immediately I saw the 'Joe', I thought it was you, but I was disappointed.

I joined this forum not up to a month ago, but I've been sent not less than 50 pm's from different monikers, but to my utmost surprise, NONE has come from you. Up to 98% of the pm's I've been sent have come from random guys who I've never had a chat with, not even a 'hi'. Yet the guy I chat with every now & then... You know, people won't believe that we don't have each other's contacts. Not even a bbm pin. Lmao.

Your babe was saying the other day that you cook like a boss. I told her that you're, maybe, a boss. I've no further proof; you're a boss. You dont have to be as influential as Martin Luther King Jr; or as rich as Dangote, or as cute as whoever is the cutest, to be a boss. There are little things that matter. And you get many of them right.

You might be wondering why I'm pouring this tribute to you. Yes. Something happened on this forum yesterday, and I needed just that to decipher who is who on here. Ever wondered why I follow just you? You're a boss. Joe the boss!

HumbledbYGrace:
Haba tovot, you well so?

*runs out*

HumbledbYGrace:
On behalf of K20 please? Let's honor his memory, besides your his sister na
Ayo was willing to contribute on that okada, how about a keke?

Tovot:
Hellos timpaker .

Hi Tovot,

Whatta gwan? *speaking rasta*

How ya do pon da side?

#Whatyasay

timpaker:

Hi Tovot,

Whatta gwan? *speaking rasta*

How ya do pon da side?

#Whatyasay

timpaker:

Hi Tovot,

Whatta gwan? *speaking rasta*

How ya do pon da side?

#Whatyasay

laykorn:

Good morning sir. Do you use any instant messaging app - maybe BBM? We need to talk sir.
Ayamlaykorn

Tovot:
. I think I need firestar to translate this.

Can she translate it?

timpaker:


Can she translate it?

Tovot:
she has the gift of languages, she can translate any language , but you can save us the stress and translate.

oh, ok. I am typing an assignment, have like ten pages to go before noon , no light and there is this baby downstairs that is crying so loud and its kinda disturbing.

timpaker:


Well, It simply means "What's happening?" and " what's going on at your side (area)?"

Ishilove:
Ole jatijati. She was looking for free 5000 naira. Thief.

Thanks MaziOmenuko.

Tovot:
I am well. was just to ask if you are well too . come back here jare. how about mynd? or that fine kaduna bloke on your dp?

lol. I am not k2039 's sister. seriously gracie, how can a miz beauty like me take a keke? you fall my hand o. its a 4WD at least. nothing less. take it or leave it

Yeah you did, eyah, such a fine person. seriously? you have forgotten your nl.......

HumbledbYGrace:
oh the Kaduna hot guy, he's gone with the wind, I told you that day what was happening.

Who's mynd please?

Tovot:
oh, ok. I am typing an assignment, have like ten pages to go before noon , no light and there is this baby downstairs that is crying so loud and its kinda disturbing.

Please request to breastfeed the baby when next the baby sings in disturbing tunes.

Can I type for ya? I am as fast as a bolt-snail. Try me!

timpaker:


Please request to breastfeed the baby when next the baby sings in disturbing tunes.

Can I type for ya? I am as fast as a bolt-snail. Try me!

laykorn:



Ayamlaykorn

Tovot:
Yeah you did, eyah, such a fine person. seriously? you have forgotten your nl.......

HumbledbYGrace:
You mean your elder brother who chased your potential boyfriends away?

timpaker:


Please request to breastfeed the baby when next the baby sings in disturbing tunes.

Can I type for ya? I am as fast as a bolt-snail. Try me!

Tovot:
. you just like wahala Gracie, besides he only chased the bad ones away. e.g

HumbledbYGrace:
eg

Tovot:
e.g harlos obino , how are you?

Tovot:
e.g harlos obino , how are you?

harlos:
the bad ones.....

*kicks the chair hard, slams the bottle water on the floor and walks out of the thread...*

*rolling my eyes* oh plueseeee! obino can never pass as my father , hain, at what age will he even pass? ten?

HumbledbYGrace:
Obino could pass as your father, dunno about Harlos. Hai ke, your brother has every right to chase them away.

Tovot:
*rolling my eyes* oh plueseeee! obino can never pass as my father , hain, at what age will he even pass? ten?

HumbledbYGrace:
he is one of the guys with "high iq" so even @ ten he could have been your daddy!

You need some serious flogging. Dammex and Vantee or the small small guys are all here for you.

Don't take me serious, m only kidding, like honestly.