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Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EfemenaXY: 3:55am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: C'mon stop that! Nor wish me bad thing dis night Besides, Breeze(not) na night watchman. Not his fault sha, afterall im need the money for his Adult Education night classes... 1 Like |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 3:57am On Aug 27, 2012 |
^Ha, I didn't mention your name! I said "love" and not Efe. Thanks for clearing things, its all making sense now |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 4:02am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Nigeria's problem began even before your grandfather was born. . . But you have no worries. . .just keep spreading your damn legs sweerie Didinrin |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 4:03am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Singing.... Baby it's yours All yours If you want it tonight I'll give you the red light special All through the night 1 Like |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EfemenaXY: 4:05am On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: Na dis rabbit teeth na im u dey use laff Who see u wit d teeth go say u dey vicious but dem nor know say na design ur teeth be. Bloody vegetarian like u. I even hear say ur teeth dey crack on every pumpkin leaf u chop. How soft!!! Word of advice: Guy go brush before here begin smell like ward where dem dey embalm pesin but check ur skin well o cos I sure say na acid comot from dat your mouth. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 4:09am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: Singing.... Who is the lucky guy? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 4:12am On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: Dedicating it to the lovers/future lovers in the house. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EfemenaXY: 4:19am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Breezy(not) It's rude to keep a lady waiting! Abi you've run outta steam? Next time check your fuel gauge well-well before locking horns with the big girls! I am an alpha female! A true daughter of Eve. I eat boi's like you for dessert!! E[b]V[/b]E...E[b]F[/b]E...see the similarity?? Anyway sha, U've been noticed, now waka pass. Carry rake dey chop noodles say na enjoyment |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 4:22am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Its you who needs a nice warm bath. . . Cuz you have been here all night SWEATING profusely like a she-goat that has not seen a male in 2yrs. Make sure you wash your nether regions properly. Olooorun |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EfemenaXY: 4:27am On Aug 27, 2012 |
^^^ Before u came in here, u were already baptized in madness so y u con dey form say u get sense U have to admit to being crazy before coming in here to post and yes u can use it against me. How ur day na U don finally chicken becos month don dey end o |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 4:33am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Breezy(not) This time around you have met an extreme superior you can not even look up to. All your alpha perfume will melt like cheap ice. . . By the time your finally through you'd think a dozen of trucks ran over your brain. . . |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EfemenaXY: 4:36am On Aug 27, 2012 |
^^ Breezy(not), dem suppose tie u for back of trailer make ur body dey roll for ground while in motion. Which kind rubbish be dis one? And u dey happy with yourself All dese product of leaking condom (you) jst dey make noise anyhow. Indeed waste of Bandwidth. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 4:54am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Smh When next you see your primary school teacher and your headmaster in the village. . . Tell them a certain breezy said if they are the ones responsible for your present predicament then they are failures. . .olodo Like someone struck with lightening your now so erratic that you cant even construct proper english anymore. . Silly teenager with story book fantasies. . . Alpha female |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 5:01am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Alright EFE. . . I gotta go now i'm not enjoying this anymore. Your not wet enough and i cant go deep. . . Lerra sweerie |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 5:04am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddles has runaway? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EfemenaXY: 5:05am On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: Smh ^^ That you can't do without. The word is "English" not "english". And don't worry, I dey come down to your level. I'm not done with you yet. But, try not to get a hard-on in my absence. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 5:08am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ That you can't do without. Dont worry about that When i had one in your presence you couldnt handle it |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by EfemenaXY: 5:11am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Sharraap dia! You get wetin?? That your half inch pencil stick?? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 5:18am On Aug 27, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Sharraap dia! Is it the same pencil you tried to hold in your warm hands. . .but couldnt cuz it was as big as a brown iroko tree. . . 1 Like |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 11:26am On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: Cuddles has runaway? I could not stand the heat in the kitchen, had to take off. I enjoyed it though, Efe is more fun & exciting than I anticipated. As for you, you are a naughty boy. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 1:53pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: Hehehe Why? I thought you've been doing this since 1956 |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 2:37pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: 1965 and not 1956 Anyways this una own is raunchy & hot I actually went to bed cos it was late |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 3:05pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: Yeah i know. . . I thought your within the GMT zone? It was almost dawn anywayz |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 3:07pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: Yes, I am within the GMT zone I just needed a quickie sleep. |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 7:18pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: Yes you needed the quickie. . . You have all the time for now I suppose your through with your masters project? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 7:46pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: Na wa oh. Snoopy the dog, I guess u have been stalking how are you? Im still waiting for the write-up |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 9:02pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: Hehehe You must have forgotten it slipped from you just before the debate. . . Ok i'll work on something |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 9:26pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
breezy047: i said i was studying for an exam. na IT certification jare maybe i should start snooping like a dog too will fish u out soon |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 11:47pm On Aug 27, 2012 |
Cuddlemii: Alright then. . . Best of wishes. Lolz feel very free to snoop. . .out of 175,436,258,136,584 important things to do |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 12:16am On Aug 28, 2012 |
^ U dey fear? What do you have to hide? Who did you kill? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Nobody: 8:42pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
Hehehe. . . I'm hiding everything How was your day? |
Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Cuddlemii: 9:41pm On Aug 28, 2012 |
^Fine, we thank God How was urs |
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