'Ve never had a VAL....
Dnt know what it feels like

V

Baba How Many Plots

mascot87:
H

I be omo-onile

A lot reasonable ladies will appreciate dis.

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@OP:

Nice one..

They can try buying N100 oranges and squeezing the juice in a cup

Fry yam & make sauce with fresh pepper and onions

Look for a nice outdoor place and play music.,x

ok

bukatyne:
@OP:

Nice one..

They can try buying N100 oranges and squeezing the juice in a cup

Fry yam & make sauce with fresh pepper and onions

Look for a nice outdoor place and play music.,x

Can we try it tomorrow Send me ur address and whats your favorite sexx position. Mine is 69

hmmmm ok all i know is that val isn't a biggie for me!

MORNDEW:
Though Valentine day was not intended for romantic relationships, but over the years lovers have hijacked it as a day of celebrating their love for one another and it seems it will forever remain so.

On valentine day, many people expects gifts from their lovers and maybe for the guy to take them out. (this is a Nigerian mentality though, as many western and developed nations have surpassed this ”na man suppose take woman out” attitude). But due to the harsh economic condition and youth unemployment, valentine is sometimes not enjoyed by the poor and low income earners

Here are ways to go about the valentine day if u don’t have money or broke.

On that day, try to do something no matter how small. On that day, clean your house in a new way possibly, some romantic arrangement with your lover’s pix or pix of both of you together, hanged/pasted in diferent places in your room.

Lets assume you have 500 Naira with you, you can buy meat #200, two cups of rice, where i stay its #50 per cup, tin tomatoes and fresh one #90 and maggi #10 amounting to 400. Ask her to boil rice make stew with those foodstuffs that day. Allow her wear one of your T-shirts while she do the cooking then buy soft drinks with the remaining #100.

Enjoy the meal together with laughter, teasing, and feeding of each other. Please compliment her cooking.

If you are opportuned to have a tv/dvd watch some romantic movies or play music, If you don’t have, play some party jamz with your phone so both of you can dancefor some hours and thereafter play some heart touching cool music (blues) like:
Forever – Paul Play
I swear – boyz to men
I swear – westlife
Don’t brake ma heart – Banky W
Because you loved me – Celine Dion.

After the music, sit together on your bed, look into her eyes, hold her hands and let her know how your world have not remained the same since you met her, how you wish to see her grow old with you, how you cherish every moment you spend with her, that she owns your heart alone. Let her know that tomorrow will be better than today, that you will pay her patience and love with hardwork to give both of you a better future. Let her know its not by mr. Bigg’s, shoprite, Tantalizers etc, but by what you truly feel down your heart and soul.

Retire to your bed late at night and spend the night the way you wish.

Happy Val in advance friends.

Source: https://enlightennigeriablog./2015/02/13/how-to-celebrate-val-with-your-lover-if-you-are-broke/

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lomprico:
I dont know why in this part of the world its the guy that runs around for valentine If u go to the west, both the guys n ladies all shop for their loved ones for val gifts, (and na dem bring val come here o) but here in naija na the guy sole priority to buy gifts or do something. Shm.

It's very appalling. Women reduce their worth that way when they rely on the men in all matters. Especially financial wise.

Simitrendy:
Baba How Many Plots I be omo-onile

H for hundred

U wil hardly notice a lady comment on ds , girls b lik "I wil make sure i empty dat guy's bank acct 2mrw" ....chai!!

wastedsperm:



Can we try it tomorrow Send me ur address and whats your favorite sex position. Mine is 69

You sure know nothing about love

You want to meet me for the first time tomorrow & all you can think of is se.x

No getting to know each other, looking for fun activities etc.

It is a shame What relationships have been reduced to

if una like make una go buy (credit) gbese onto one useless day love call "para e ntaa e" kil ya sef mak i sel u ...#teamkokanaye

Lol...after eating rice na to knack remain

Hahahahahhahha, this na poverty valentine o hahahahahahaha. I have noticed that broke guys preach more, loaded guys allow their money speak for them

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lomprico:
I dont know why in this part of the world its the guy that runs around for valentine If u go to the west, both the guys n ladies all shop for their loved ones for val gifts, (and na dem bring val come here o) but here in naija na the guy sole priority to buy gifts or do something. Shm.

I don't think it's a bad thing for the guy to buy the gift, to be honest. It shows that the guy/man is the sole provider, we can try and put a western twist to it if we want but I don't think it's necessary to compare.

Most girls do exchange gifts with their BFs, both in Naija and in the West. Some don't. It depends on the individual. I'm from Nigeria, and if I was in Nigeria and I'm meeting my BF, I'm buying a gift for him and expecting him to buy me one too, unless we agreed not to buy gifts or we are broke. Val is not that serious sha.

prettythicksme:
hmmmm ok all i know is that val isn't a biggie for me!

Hi babe, can u be my val I have a very long and big deek. Reply soon

wastedsperm:



Hi babe, can u be my val I have a very long and big deek. Reply soon

hmmmm nah,cos i am taken.#ur moniker sounds
wierd!

All this kind yarn sef.

Story for the gods.. OP if you had 500 naira and a girl you "love" I bet money you won't follow this ya guide

bukatyne:


You sure know nothing about love

You want to meet me for the first time tomorrow & all you can think of is se.x

No getting to know each other, looking for fun activities etc.

It is a shame What relationships have been reduced to

I cant have sexx with u tommorow but if i arrange say make we meet for table for 2 tomorrow u no go hesitate to follow me spend my money bah all in the name of love Definitely val day is for muguns. May God give u one

yuzjet:
The topic sounds great!

@OP.... U've been doing dis in ages, don't tell me u're only broke dis Val season?

Anyway, thumb up..... Love the broken analysis.

But get your rubber ready just in case something will happen after u both finishes eating the rice.

#ThatsMoreImportant.....

#HappyValebration!

lol. The op is not broke to that level. Just want to let ppl know they can enjoy val also even if they are broke.

MORNDEW:


lol. The op is not broke to that level. Just want to let ppl know they can enjoy val also even if they are broke.

Abegiiii..... This OP is talking from experience joor! Like u can't get it.....

bukatyne:
@OP:

Nice one..

They can try buying N100 oranges and squeezing the juice in a cup

Fry yam & make sauce with fresh pepper and onions

Look for a nice outdoor place and play music.,x

ya baby bt can u be happy with this also?

prettythicksme:
hmmmm nah,cos i am taken.#ur moniker sounds
wierd!

Pls nah. If i upload the picture of my deek i will be banned. I'm sure ur BF can't stand my performance in bed. Lets hook up

xynerise:
Celebrating Valentine is not a do or die affair

Single Guys Rock

wastedsperm:




I cant have sexx with u tommorow but if i arrange say make we meet for table for 2 tomorrow u no go hesitate to follow me spend my money bah all in the name of love Definitely val day is for muguns. May God give u one

Dude, not all girls are the same and I made my first post in line with the OP

And no, I am not interested in spending your money, I have mine

lomprico:
I dont know why in this part of the world its the guy that runs around for valentine If u go to the west, both the guys n ladies all shop for their loved ones for val gifts, (and na dem bring val come here o) but here in naija na the guy sole priority to buy gifts or do something. Shm.

I really don't understand seriously. And then the whole val hype becomes over flogged especially on social media. Its nice to show love to your "boo" or whatever but jeez both sides should play their parts joor!