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Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Xynthialuvy(f): 12:06am On Feb 14, 2015
MORNDEW:
a good nd understanding lady will know that tomorow matters.
yea,u re right.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by supaslim(m): 4:30am On Feb 14, 2015
emmyrichie:
Must one celebrate val? is it by force? undecided
ehyaaa bros! Sorry oo. I can so feeeeel ur pain!!!
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 6:26am On Feb 14, 2015
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Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by deebrain(m): 6:28am On Feb 14, 2015
MORNDEW:
many women in Nigeria need reorientation.
as well as deliverance.

That is why the population of those without a man in their lives keep increasing.

Today many of them eyes go dey tear. They can snatch another woman's guy if one is not careful.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 6:52am On Feb 14, 2015
supaslim:
ehyaaa bros! Sorry oo. I can so feeeeel ur pain!!!
grin dude, I aint feeling no pain or whatsoever, it's just that a lot of people re under pressure just to prove some fictitious feelings that doesn't even exist.

Most of guys to will "have" to do things that they don't "want" to.

I guess you can comprehend this time around?
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by MORNDEW(op): 7:08am On Feb 14, 2015
Xynthialuvy:
yea,u re right.
ar u one?
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by MORNDEW(op): 7:09am On Feb 14, 2015
deebrain:
as well as deliverance.

That is why the population of those without a man in their lives keep increasing.

Today many of them eyes go dey tear. They can snatch another woman's guy if one is not careful.
thats called ojukokoro
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 7:17am On Feb 14, 2015
MORNDEW:
Though Valentine day was not intended for romantic relationships, but over the years lovers have hijacked it as a day of celebrating their love for one another and it seems it will forever remain so.

On valentine day, many people expects gifts from their lovers and maybe for the guy to take them out. (this is a Nigerian mentality though, as many western and developed nations have surpassed this ”na man suppose take woman out” attitude). But due to the harsh economic condition and youth unemployment, valentine is sometimes not enjoyed by the poor and low income earners

Here are ways to go about the valentine day if u don’t have money or broke.

On that day, try to do something no matter how small. On that day, clean your house in a new way possibly, some romantic arrangement with your lover’s pix or pix of both of you together, hanged/pasted in diferent places in your room.

Lets assume you have 500 Naira with you, you can buy meat #200, two cups of rice, where i stay its #50 per cup, tin tomatoes and fresh one #90 and maggi #10 amounting to 400. Ask her to boil rice make stew with those foodstuffs that day. Allow her wear one of your T-shirts while she do the cooking then buy soft drinks with the remaining #100.

Enjoy the meal together with laughter, teasing, and feeding of each other. Please compliment her cooking.

If you are opportuned to have a tv/dvd watch some romantic movies or play music, If you don’t have, play some party jamz with your phone so both of you can dancefor some hours and thereafter play some heart touching cool music (blues) like:
Forever – Paul Play
I swear – boyz to men
I swear – westlife
Don’t brake ma heart – Banky W
Because you loved me – Celine Dion.

After the music, sit together on your bed, look into her eyes, hold her hands and let her know how your world have not remained the same since you met her, how you wish to see her grow old with you, how you cherish every moment you spend with her, that she owns your heart alone. Let her know that tomorrow will be better than today, that you will pay her patience and love with hardwork to give both of you a better future. Let her know its not by mr. Bigg’s, shoprite, Tantalizers etc, but by what you truly feel down your heart and soul.

Retire to your bed late at night and spend the night the way you wish.

Happy Val in advance friends.

Source: https://enlightennigeriablog./2015/02/13/how-to-celebrate-val-with-your-lover-if-you-are-broke/
Awwww. so perfect
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 7:27am On Feb 14, 2015
deebrain:
as well as deliverance.

That is why the population of those without a man in their lives keep increasing.

Today many of them eyes go dey tear. They can snatch another woman's guy if one is not careful.
It's not the way you think it is. Infact many girls gunning for rich guys started out by dating broke guys for love.They we were ready to stay with him under rain or shine but because many of this guys disappointed them and took them for granted they ended up heartbroken and decided to date richer guys instead.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 7:37am On Feb 14, 2015
This your advice i hope no be Naija babes you are referring to because hiss and murmur will force you go collect gift on credit.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 7:39am On Feb 14, 2015
crowns2:
It's not the way you think it is. Infact many girls gunning for rich guys started out by dating broke guys for love.They we were ready to stay with him under rain or shine but because many of this guys disappointed them and took them for granted they ended up heartbroken and decided to date richer guys instead.
speaking from experience right?
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by DuchessLily(f): 8:05am On Feb 14, 2015
Thanos:
Yet another brainwashed mortal. Power is love and love is power. He who has the power controls everything.
eehyaaah... just listen to urself!
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by deebrain(m): 8:21am On Feb 14, 2015
crowns2:
It's not the way you think it is. Infact many girls gunning for rich guys started out by dating broke guys for love.They we were ready to stay with him under rain or shine but because many of this guys disappointed them and took them for granted they ended up heartbroken and decided to date richer guys instead.
hmmm its true.

Love finds a person when they are broken.

Anyone that forsakes love when they have been healed is not wise.

How can such escape the Lord's wrath?
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Lusheyi(m): 8:26am On Feb 14, 2015
seedorfg:
God knows am #broke
it is well............
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by chigoizie7(m): 8:29am On Feb 14, 2015
MORNDEW:
Though Valentine day was not intended for romantic relationships, but over the years lovers have hijacked it as a day of celebrating their love for one another and it seems it will forever remain so.

On valentine day, many people expects gifts from their lovers and maybe for the guy to take them out. (this is a Nigerian mentality though, as many western and developed nations have surpassed this ”na man suppose take woman out” attitude). But due to the harsh economic condition and youth unemployment, valentine is sometimes not enjoyed by the poor and low income earners

Here are ways to go about the valentine day if u don’t have money or broke.

On that day, try to do something no matter how small. On that day, clean your house in a new way possibly, some romantic arrangement with your lover’s pix or pix of both of you together, hanged/pasted in diferent places in your room.

Lets assume you have 500 Naira with you, you can buy meat #200, two cups of rice, where i stay its #50 per cup, tin tomatoes and fresh one #90 and maggi #10 amounting to 400. Ask her to boil rice make stew with those foodstuffs that day. Allow her wear one of your T-shirts while she do the cooking then buy soft drinks with the remaining #100.

Enjoy the meal together with laughter, teasing, and feeding of each other. Please compliment her cooking.

If you are opportuned to have a tv/dvd watch some romantic movies or play music, If you don’t have, play some party jamz with your phone so both of you can dancefor some hours and thereafter play some heart touching cool music (blues) like:
Forever – Paul Play
I swear – boyz to men
I swear – westlife
Don’t brake ma heart – Banky W
Because you loved me – Celine Dion.

After the music, sit together on your bed, look into her eyes, hold her hands and let her know how your world have not remained the same since you met her, how you wish to see her grow old with you, how you cherish every moment you spend with her, that she owns your heart alone. Let her know that tomorrow will be better than today, that you will pay her patience and love with hardwork to give both of you a better future. Let her know its not by mr. Bigg’s, shoprite, Tantalizers etc, but by what you truly feel down your heart and soul.

Retire to your bed late at night and spend the night the way you wish.

Happy Val in advance friends.

Source: https://enlightennigeriablog./2015/02/13/how-to-celebrate-val-with-your-lover-if-you-are-broke/
That's if u truly meant all Those words said, if not, bros u be real scam artist
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by pappizeezu: 8:50am On Feb 14, 2015
More sensible and romantic than going to mr biggs, shopleft and co...
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Vicorolex1(m): 8:54am On Feb 14, 2015
ppl be there teaching u ow 2 live your life. so sordid!
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by bank2k4real(m): 9:01am On Feb 14, 2015
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Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Elinob(m): 9:23am On Feb 14, 2015
Why some people will take today has their 6x day not lover day again
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 9:52am On Feb 14, 2015
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CHESTER48:
On a more serious Note.speaking from real experience..IT IS ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT GUYS TALKS SO MUCH ABOUT SEX.I ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT A GUY MUST HAVE SEXXX WITH A GIRL AFTER TAKING HER OUT OR SPENDING MONEY.I KEEP SEEING THINGS LIKE,THE VAL EVEN IN THE WEST THAT BOTH THE GIRL AND GUY DO THE SAME.SPEAKING FROM REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE,IT IS THE SAME WAY.YOU MUST FIRST AND SURELY GIVE YOUR GIRL YOUR GIFT BEFORE SHE CAN GIVE YOURS.SOMETIMES THEY WONT BUY NOTHING BECAUSE THEY AIN'T WORKING AND SILL LIVING WITH PARENTS.AND SOME STUPID BOYS DATE WHEN THEY ARE IN SCHOOL.UNLIKE ME EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T STUDY IN NIGERIA,BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE HAD A GIRLFRIEND WHEN I WAS N SCHOOL.I NEVER HAVE SEX..THE ONLY REASON I COULD HAVE SEX IS THINKING ABOUT PORN OR WATCHING EROTIC STUFFS.SO ALL THESE GUYS HERE SAYING SEX,SEX,SEX,SEX.Bleep YOU AND SEX..WITHOUT SEX WILL YOU DIE.ON A MORE SERIOUS NOT WHEN HAVING SEX,DO YOU FEEL PLEASURE AT ALL?LE SPEAK FROM REAL EXPERIENCE,WHEN IN THE MOOD AND FUCKINGGG A GIRL,DO YOU ENJOY IT?OF CAUSE NO..WE DON'T ENJOY SEX AT ALL,THE ONLY TIME WE FEEL IT IS WHEN WE WANT TO CUM OR RELEASE.THEN WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING OVER RUBBISH??
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You must have schooled in Somalia.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by fuckerholic(m): 10:30am On Feb 14, 2015
MORNDEW:
many women in Nigeria need reorientation.
Yes I so much believe but who will give them ? See these women don't think about anyother thing than to marry rich hubby and start pushing out children..they don't have future other than to give birth..they don't have orientation not to talk of reorientation even the ones on nairaland here ranting can't even dream big and know that that is a missing field no woman have delved in and at such will be very rewarding for any woman that ventures into giving seminars,lectures,teachings and orientation.Disorientation is the order of the day to them..they are simply brainless even the so called learned ones among them..I have spoken
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by MORNDEW(op): 10:46am On Feb 14, 2015
fuckerholic:
Yes I so much believe but who will give them ? See these women don't think about anyother thing than to marry rich hubby and start pushing out children..they don't have future other than to give birth..they don't have orientation not to talk of reorientation even the ones on nairaland here ranting can't even dream big and know that that is a missing field no woman have delved in and at such will be very rewarding for any woman that ventures into giving seminars,lectures,teachings and orientation.Disorientation is the order of the day to them..they are simply brainless even the so called learned ones among them..I have spoken
hmmmmmm ur signature baaaaaaad. I like that too nd many men does. Nd dats anoda problem to relationship.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Fredosky247(m): 11:49am On Feb 14, 2015
I love this post...But most 9ja bebes won't appreciate all this, they would prefer the latter.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 12:06pm On Feb 14, 2015
hahahaha..this op don kill me with laugh ooo
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Nobody: 12:50pm On Feb 14, 2015
ollah1:
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You must have schooled in Somalia.
WHATEVER
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by treasuress: 1:30pm On Feb 14, 2015
wastedsperm:
I cant have sexx with u tommorow but if i arrange say make we meet for table for 2 tomorrow u no go hesitate to follow me spend my money bah all in the name of lovehuh Definitely val day is for muguns. May God give u one undecided
talk matured plsss
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by SenatorJames(m): 4:26pm On Feb 14, 2015
Enjoying my Valentine's day as a normal Saturday, when I always rest in-door through out the day, with my phone fully charge to take me round the world.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Xynthialuvy(f): 7:52pm On Feb 14, 2015
MORNDEW:
ar u one?
one of wt?
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by MORNDEW(op): 8:12pm On Feb 14, 2015
Xynthialuvy:
one of wt?
a good nd understanding lady.
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by Xynthialuvy(f): 6:52am On Feb 15, 2015
MORNDEW:
a good nd understanding lady.
sure
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by edopikin: 5:27pm On Feb 17, 2015
lomprico:
are u a lady or guy?
Lol, I'm a lady
Re: How To Celebrate Val With Your Lover If You Are Broke by lomprico(m): 6:36pm On Feb 17, 2015
edopikin:
Lol, I'm a lady
No wonder!
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